>tfw no Yas Forums bf
Tfw no Yas Forums bf
Oliver Reed
Christopher Wilson
i'd never date an american animal
Ethan Bell
if you're a girl(boy) cutie we can arrange something
Jordan Edwards
I know your pain...
Leo Brown
I'll be your bf if you're a girl (female)
Nicholas Hernandez
rude
>if you're a girl(boy)
yes
>cutie
I am not not cute
*hug*
>girl(female)
yikes
Jace Cook
Everyone on this board is a garbage human being, go out to a houseparty and seduce someone there.
Parker Wood
>tfw no Yas Forums bf
Easton Garcia
I need a long term dicking not a quick fuck my friend
Andrew Moore
you're gross
Zachary Taylor
You are cute!
Evan Brown
no u
Mason Robinson
thank you user
Nathan Phillips
>kiss
only if you hold my hand too.....
Ethan Jenkins
>handholding
user please I can only get so erect
Ryan James
based handholding conesour
Robert Brown
Connoisseur*
fuck my grammar
Josiah Murphy
>fuck my grammar
k, but only if you're also willing to snuggle
Gabriel Fisher
>snuggle
what else am I suppose to do with you in bed?
Yes!
Anthony King
rangeban discord tranny thots
Jason Morales
>what else am I suppose to do with you in bed?
Don't get me wrong I'm not a slut but we could discuss our plans for the future and give each other headpats
Jayden Baker
rangeban yourself
Hunter Johnson
i dont want a slut i want a loyal trad gf (male)
>plans
such as?
Lincoln Garcia
like supporting each other in our carrier goals and making a family
Isaiah Carter
only if it also involves emotional support and total commitment
>family
b-but user, we cant have kids together.....
Eli Rivera
Nicholas White
>only if it also involves emotional support and total commitment
absolutely user, it should go with saying
>b-but user, we cant have kids together.....
not with that attitude user, don't underestimate the power of my bussy
*hug*
Liam Baker
If you had an Yas Forums bf you would be dead by now
Ian Perez
>bussy
wait....your a girl (female) for real?
yikes deals of you weirdo
Henry Butler
bussy refers to my boy hole user
Dylan Ward
Shut up and kiss me
Brody Howard
o-ok, but only if you don't tease me for getting hard from a kiss
Christian Turner
I wont as long as you dont mind me holding your hand with one hand and your bulge with the other....
Samuel Baker
that's ok with me but please be prepared to take responsibility for your actions, just the idea of kissing and hand holding is making me feel overheated, if my cock gets stimulated as well I might reach the point of no return
Noah Cox
oh im ready, but if handholding is too much then idk how you're gonna handle the sheets :*
Connor Edwards
>get cute bf
>die
that's a win-win to me
Cooper Roberts
ok but just so you know taking responsibility means making me into your woman (male). as long as you don't mind me getting my seed all over those sheets then I'll be ok
Henry Ward
how do you figure user?
kek
Caleb Cook
I want Yas Forums bf!
Alexander King
h-hi
Asher Bell
yes, but you should know that im very possessive, and will get jealous if you talk to other boys, and will exercise my jealousy through the traditional balkan way, by hitting you, also your going to have to wear a dress, but only while we are at the house, outdoors you dont dress like a slut, only at home for me!
Joshua Sanders
h-hi
you are a top, right user?
Joseph Brooks
I'm also quite possessive user, I am quite fine with wearing slutty clothes at home but I would prefer you channeled your Balkan impulses into aggressively fucking the shit out of me so that I don't act out
Gabriel Ross
Is literally every person on this board gay or what
John Morales
>fucking the shit out of me so that I don't act out
oh yea im gonna treat you like princes outside of bed and like a fucktoy in bed
Camden Roberts
I want to cleanse the world of all homosexuals. Do you want to meet up op?
Parker Young
yes
I wouldn't have it any other way user :)
Christopher Perry
YOU ARE CUTE!!!
I want to hug you and talk about your feelings and oppinions about the world, in a totaly gay way
Grayson Jenkins
This is what desperation does to incels
Ryan Thompson
based, this was fun but I have work in the morning, good night anons!
Ethan Mitchell
>be me
>be 2 years ago
>meet Yas Forums e-bf
>1 year ago
>scams me out of $15,000 and disappears
>later messages me that he married a rich american sugar daddy not even a month after he ghosted me
Mason Phillips
gn :)
Brandon Thompson
yes. and you're bottom?
Julian Bailey
yes
i'll give you a general description: fair skin, brown eyes, black hair, 5'5'', skinny. is that good enough for you? I don't care about how you look really.
Ryder Torres
kinda cute desu
me in real life: typical gook, 171cm and normal weight, 17*15cm hard
Brayden Collins
sounds good, my penor is 12cm hard, i'd be your bottom bf user.
Evan Bailey
I would fuck a girl (boy) just to try it out desu
not a homo
Henry Howard
I want a bf to cuddle with and hug in bed at night!
A-and maybe do that "spooning" thing...
Julian King
What the fuck
Camden Gonzalez
can you cum by hands free?
Joseph Bell
I literally have no idea where and how to meet girls. The few times I tried at the house parties, they seemed so uninterested, it felt like they wanted to do pretty much anything but to interact with me, which makes me feel like shit for a while, lose all the confidence and feel like just giving up.
The other times I tried and I could actually get along with the girl, finds out she has a bf. So either I'm completely unlucky or just hopeless.
Jason Collins
Good morning!
Jordan Moore
Everyone here is an schizo. Ofc, me being the exception