/brit/
I’m British
screeching at this one
kpop edition
crazy how popular it is these days
Gnight lads x
you're a traveller is what you are
a dirty thieving traveller
really says a lot about society
only people who watch anime listen to k-pop yes it’s technically popular but on the autistic fringes of society.
god i wish that doorframe was my nose
nth for kyary
tranner
Fuck you kpop virgins I’m going to bed I got work in the morning, you don’t know what it’s like for a working man cuz ur an autistic NEET
That applies to you too mikey you lazy scoundrel, you live with mummy in a dilapidated caravan with no running water or electricity and a slop bucket of shite under your bed
Mikey you’ve never done a hard days graft in your life , I would put you to shame at your own trade you simple innocent little fool of a boy
Sick of seeing niggers and pakis everywhere. Cant fucking stand living in London anymore.
powerful. we really are slaves to popular culture.
simmer down sweet heart
You couldn’t brush sand into a job you socially inept virgin
get off the internet mate, has rotted your brain
Doing a flirt
dear britons, google translate these posts:
desuarchive.org
desuarchive.org
and then stop falling for this retard's larping.
Cheers,
/nederdraad/
>the angry irish lad works the weekends
you can't lash out at toilberg for this injustice so you lash out at innocent posters in /brit/ as your uncontrolled rage boils over
Mate I could pave a drive much cleaner and better than you or your ilk could dream of, one country man is worth ten of your lot in work ethic
Stick to stealing copper
just baiting you to post more
you fool, you absolute FOOL
I look ridiculously handsome today
love it when you have a good hair/skin day
pics x
there's an iranian or moroccan shitskin that terrorizes /brit/ all day, every day with his shitskin posts. please come collect him
centrists, 2015-19: the next labour leader should be a woman
corbyn resigns, two left wing women and a centrist man are the viable candidates for labour leader
centrists 2020: vote for the man please
I’m on a phone can you just give me the basic rundown?
oh fuck off
do it for me if you want me to care
sort yourself out
secretly a gyppophile lads. big fan of (irish) gypsy culture. admire the insular, close-knit community they have and the anti-government freedom mentality. find the anti-intellectual, hyper-masculine pro-confrontational mindset very appealing.
if I were prime minister I’d make gypsies a protected minority for sure. sharia courts but for gypsies. designated parks for caravan settlement. exemption from taxes. the normals would be absolutely FUMING.
translate for us pls
I'm shy lol
Fair play to you if you can. I don’t personally desire to pave driveways myself. Silly countryman. Always has to have a boss
please use google translate, you're still falling for it.
he's some racist autist we bullied off /nederdraad/ so he picked leo, iranon (the iranian) and some other people to shitpost as to make people hate on them.
had to change some words for google to get it.
thanks and goodbye
nah don't be
>find the anti-intellectual, hyper-masculine pro-confrontational mindset very appealing.
bet you do
this except liquidate the whole lot once they're all on the gyppo reservations
almost out of toothpicks
not fond of this development
I literally don't care
like I can't even right now
we literally don't care about any of that, /brit/ lives in his head rent free
i'll be honest with you lad even if he'd never stepped foot here everyone would still hate you shitskins
I only mean to break his larp so he stops shitposting. bye
Knocked over my red goon twice last night
This never happens when I'm drinking white goon or beer. Literally every time I drink red I knock it over or spill it
gypsies are superior. accept it. bugmen
another victory for the floorboard masterrace
carpetfags fuming
carpertberg is smiling tonight
it is you who will fume when winter rolls around and you've got to wear socks and slippers every time you walk
poo lol
Lol, I was drunk posting in /brit/ last night
How are you lads
the antipodean phenotype
I sent the glass flying lol
Got it in me keyboard, me clothes, me carpet, me mattress protector, me curtain, me monitor and so on
people hate gypsies because they wish they had an ounce of freedom or balls like they do. they feel crushed and forced to partake in the system and then they see these gypsies blatantly ignoring the rules and doing what they want, and it sets their little subservient minds ablaze. fact.
lies and slander
you're just triggered because I'm a based black maroccan chad and get all the white girls
could have a wank right now if i wanted but i wont
another victory for the weedblazer masterrace
alchies fuming
it happens
Yeah, it’s true. Honestly does make them seethe. That’s their own problem though innit
Funny that, so was i
oi give us a squeeze then
me on the right
based nigger
relatable post
lol no people hate them because they are criminals
is there a quick way to make a webm of a party of a youtbebviceo
uber eats is on the way!
*jiggles your belly*
alri chubs
left flux on and curtains closed throughout the entire day so now brainberg doesn't know what time of day it is
brainberg fuming
/brit/‘s a lot more dead than it used to be
love fruit and nut chocolate
hehehehe
Nowt wrong with a bit of criminality
das right
all the white incels are wanking to BLACKED right now
>fanny tattoo
he's welcome to her
it happens
*patiently awaits australian power hours*
burgers for din dins lads!
shut the fuck up. american cunt. fuck you. we all hate you. everyone wants you to fuck off. everyone wants you to die.
>he doesn't use Caviar for high end delivery
Sad!
very good
having a burger for lunch me
*makes controversial post for attention*
oops, i did it again
played with your heart
honestly hate australians bexcause you get the sun all the time
lucky guys
me on the left, your toilfus on the right
I don't hate him
what the fuck are you on about
shut the fuck up. american cunt. fuck you. we all hate you. everyone wants you to fuck off. everyone wants you to die.
funny you say this because it's raining as we speak
I don't hate him
so rude
come here then
the british are, to this day, our largest source of migrants
thats your prerogative mate x
oh im sorry those americans just really get my fat little goat! x
there is for the victims of it
Not so
I live in smellbourne
fuck off negroid
might move to perth or brisbane or darwin (NT)
classic melbourne
There’s such a thing as honest criminals
the only time /brit/ is not dead, is when people are shitting on each other
british "culture"
toothpastelad planted the seed of interracial relationships in /brit/
fucking mastermind has owned us again
why is melbourne pronounced melbin and not mell born
pffffffffffffffffft
you are one weird, weird little boy
would move to australia, it’s almost perfect, but it’s just a bit too hot for me personally. much easier to warm yourself up than it is to cool yourself down. think new zealand is much better climate wise
>darwin
for what purpose
good luck in darwin mate ahaha
*talks in black*
lads PLEASE be kind to toothpastelad
we don't know the power he has yet to unleash on /brit/, reckon he's only posting at 1% of his true capabilities as we speak
might move to perth or brisbane
used to live in shropshire, me
we're not obese simpletons that must pronounce a word exactly as its written like toddlers sounding it out
taking my top off to game better
She's cute in a normal and sad sorta way
Doing a day without undies and it's horrible, cock just wobbles all over the place and runs against seams; uncomfortable
Id say it's more like Mel-ben
if only you saw my threads on Yas Forums larping as a black supremacist
and that was only 1.5% of my final larping power
grew up in bald nob
very amusing post. enjoyed this
Scares me sometimes when I realise every person perceives reality differently
new zealand is frigid
take the tassiepill
it's just emmutt on a proxy
glom
dogberg wants me to walk him again even though I already did at 7 in the morning
he's got me on the ropes
Darwin wouldn't be too bad I reckon
Not for everyone, but it's quite relaxed and you get some sick lightning displays
Downside is the fauna though. I hear although you got beaches and tropical weather you can't swim cos the water is full of crocs and you have to dodge the abos at night
would like to move to niggotown
Israeli's have the highest IQ and experience the TRUEST representation of reality
God I want to breed an Israeli woman
>San Francisco Bay Area
MENTIONED
What makes you think other people exist and are capable of perceiving reality at all? You could be the only sentient being in all of existence. Everything could simply be a figment of your imagination.
the narwhal bacons at midnight
isnt there lots of yanks there too
hello fellow redditor ;)
favouritfe subreddits?
catberg doing a big sleep in the lounge room as we speak
rub against my leg-toil looms
I thought California had good weather
That’s what I mean lad
Just gave a lift to three women so they could get home. Just a good guy doing good things.
remember hit or miss i guess they never miss huh?
Ahh, now those were the good days of tiktok.
I remember in school a girl told me she browsed Reddit and I tried using this line on her. I didn’t even browse Reddit I just knew about it from rage comics on facebook. She didn’t know what I was on about and walked away to talk with someone else. Haunts me to this day lol
it definitely was not lmao
youtube.com
Watch this video and please help support the australian dance industry
r/gonewildtrans
Tell me what I mean then
I'm sure there's a bright future for you I'm Alice springs
Oh yes there's a marine base there innit
Knowing my luck if I joined the army if be sent there
>zoomers are already getting nostalgic about tiktok
the upbringing they have endured is truly grim, bet they never even played outside as a yute
parents just gave them a device to occupy their adderall ridden minds
that was worth posting
>A top Democrat with a prior presidential campaign predicted last year to me that the general would pit “the nice old guy with Alzheimer’s against the mean old man with dementia.”
yodeling
>be teenager
>black family moves to our white neighborhood
>their son is a bit older than my younger brother
>and they start playing together for a couple of weeks
>get drunk and ride my bike against dad's car
>wake up, having forgotten I did that
>dad SEETHING
>tell him the nigger kid did it while playing with my brother
>dad goes to complain to them
>comes back half an hour later
>two months later they move away
LMAOOOOO
MELLLLVIIIIIIINN
I'd stop being a NEET in a heartbeat if I was offered a half-decent part-time job
>hurr durr why don't you just apply for one then
don't like applying for jobs
don't like interviews
just give me the fucking job and I'll do it
no need for all of this bizarre freakish kafkaesque middle-man nonsense
>Chinese govt invent tiktok to gather data on westerners
>Instead chinks use it for exposing the truth about coronovirus
hilldawg still a bit salty i see
ever done the melbourne shuffle lad?
>tiktok
nonce social media