Brazil now has a official court jester hired by Bolsonaro to make fun of himself

Bolsonaro himself is a joke, so he didn't even need the joke version of himself to be honest.

Eu acho bastante estranho o fato dos politicos brasileiros dizerem palavrões.

didnt the crime rates of your country dropped like 30%?

Falar palavrão no Brasil é normal.

Reduction of 19% of assanations and robberies in comparison with 2018 by the recent numbers, it was a reduction next to 30% by the numbers of august/september 2019 but it raised a bit, carvanal and stuff

Politicos brigam, se xingam, se ameaçam, uns palavrões são o de menos

O governo levou o dinheiro do pão prós políticos comerem lagosta, o mínimo q eu quero agora é circo

>pais gigante como um brasil,

Fala como se isso aqui fosse algum pais importante.

not bad

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>IBOPE

IBOPE said he wouldn't be president.
IBOPE said Dória wouldn't be the Governor of São Paulo

Probably spread out like majority of people who vote. There are people who hate him but not enough to protests, others that hate him but don't want to join hardcore leftist, others that hate him but dont seen an option, and so on.

Do you really think your entire country is just left and right in a straight divided line?

Bolsonaro suena bastante piola. Ojalá tuviéramos un milico así acá.

didnt obama do the same thing

Can't wait til this clown gets beaten in the elections and mogged by based LVLA LIVRE

ours is haha

Not really if it comes down to it, just people are easily manipulated by politicians. I mean, not surprising, that is their entire job as politicians but easier to win votes when your biggest howlers are fanatics.

Bolsonaro unironically seems like a good president.

Am I wrong, huebros?

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there hasnt been a candidate that wasnt democrat or republican since the end of the civil war

Ross Perot

I see two clowns and not a single president on that stage

>A. Fucking. Leaf.

He's a retard but he's doing a good job so far. Only butthurt leftists "overhate" him.

Mirin that chad jaw at the bottom left

i meant president my bad

The handsome squidward

>Brazilian real at an historical low against the dollar
>good job

im a centrist and i honestly have no idea. you can't trust any news source in this climate

the one holding the NA sign is the only attractive one.

Is that his fault though?

they all have 10/10 bodies

>world economy fucked by China-US autism and now CoronaVirus fucking China, our biggest export buyer
>somehow this is the president's fault

guedes could have injected dollars into the economy to try to control the price
Im a neoliberal so I'd rather he doesn't. let the market stabilize itself with no intervention

É uma retribuição no mesmo nível da cobertura que os "jornalistas" têm feito desde antes de ele ser presidente. É só fofoca, mentiras sistemáticas e terrorismo midiático o tempo inteiro.

holy shit LMAO

basadinho

yyyyeeaaahh

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Why does Brazil somehow out-America America in politics?

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The real was already weakened before his inauguration. Guedes overhauled the economic policy and the thing was working albeit slowly (4,02 in October 2019) until coronavirus set in.

there's a reason why they're our best ally

This is the country of absurdity. Rio de Janeiro once elected a monkey from the local zoo as mayor.

we're a professional circus act

Monkey see monkey do.
You fucks should act more civilized, for our both countries sake.

thats super cool

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she looks like a fat cow in the picture it doesnt even look like the same person

Unironically based.

Don't forget about the zoo Rhino city council of são paulo and also the penguin

the absolute state

have sex

All the Brazilians I talked to on the language exchange apps I use all hate Bolsonaro.

kill jester, also based