/brit/

youtube.com/watch?v=7rmvhwwiQAY
I watched the full documentary last night and it made me feel sick. The guy who runs these 'call centers' was making £400K a week from scamming people. Honestly it's disgusting and something needs to be done to stop them. It's usually the poor and vulnerable who fall for these scams.

Rupees
Or as I've taken to calling them, Poopees

Do the needful sir

youtu.be/kJa2kwoZ2a4

About a hundred years ago.

Where do people get jeans from?

*takes my seat*
*addresses each of the lads in turn*
*shuffles my papers*
so...why, exactly, do farts smell?

factories in china

got very far with a girl tonight lads but then at the last second she panicked and scarpered

funny things, women...

the singular french poster just sent me this

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Went out for a drink tonight but after the first bazillion bodies in the street I gave up.

Bought my current pair from a vendor in china. Best pair I've ever owned. Can't be fucked going through the hassle again though

Could have been any number of things

got very far with a girl tonight lads but then at the last second she panicked and escaped

Wouldn't wish a family member with anorexia on my worst enemy desu. Already half-destroyed my family trying to cope with it, and can't see things getting any better any time soon

packet the first of hula hoops, successfully deployed down the hatchington
what say you lads, go for a double whammy?

The jean store

last event of the arnold strongman classic happening soon

Shit particles innit?

Everytime you smell a fart, you're inhaling someone else's shit.

Why didn’t you chase her down?

creepy guy kept following me on my way home trying to chat me up

had to enter the local mcdonalds and hide in there for a few hours until he gave up and moved onto his next victim

oh to imagine the smell even for a second

i think shes a virgin and got nervous

He must of been a native of this general

Go round the house and write "(name of family member) when your knees are wider than your thighs, start eating cakes again" should do the trick.

hello based department?

I need to smell Emma Watson’s farts.

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lmao seriously

JCBs out digging plague pits tonight lads.

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That young Ukrainian is a monster

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Anyone else gets half the cancer ads on 4channel being Emma Watson related thanks to emmayanks scat spam?

youtube.com/watch?v=WdZu1FVo-H0

The post you made about the McDonald’s stalker you deceitful bitch... give me your pussy RIGHT NOW or I’m going to SCREAM you horrible fucking WHORE

Would probably be about as effective as the NHS treatment desu

er havent seen ads on here for a VERY long time haha wonder why that is hmmmm ahaha

Had to keep the landlord at pubtoil from scrapping with some coked up customer tonight
Despise my job and my life

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looks like me

why on earf aren;t you using an adblocker?

He's been waiting all bloody evening for that

>pass user since: 2019
hmm

love chocolate

I suspect the Queen has never once said the N word

You're home relatively early for a bartender/bouncer on a Saturday night.

why did you stop him?

lmao

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dont have bitcoin so had to pay some hackerman to buy me a new one

how/why are there even still call centres in the west?

no it doesn't
be quiet

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Lol

I finished early and stayed for a pint
Not sure just don't like violence in the pub

*shucks an oyster seductively in front of you*

How does one even learn to make highly-complex and layered songs like Swans or 100gecs or Autechre or whatever

are there textbooks written about this compositional/studio stuff, or is it something you just have to discover on your own?

the poo's who run them rake in £400K a week

some companies like having native english speakers doing their call centre work

non whyte pipp b like ayo this isolated rural living 2 spicy nigga

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Little thing called music theory

youtube.com/watch?v=DV11RCqRtHY

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youtube.com/watch?v=k5KMplmtFmM

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Have you/ do you ever get spots on your willy?

It’s not highly complex it’s lame bee-boop music for autists

this image sings to me
"come home white man"

37.5 hours a week for two and a half years.

They realised that customers would rather talk to some friendly northern runt instead of some infuriating pajeet

haha me in the 'dora

i did music theory up to grade 7 and we never covered any studio techniques or contemporary noise practice so fuck up and piss off you odious american swine

You probably live just outside Vancouver pal

Be immersed in that kind of thing. Imitate your idols and then innovate from there

gained weight again em?

one bat soup please !

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Emmett is actually kinda cute

>tfw Em's cancer is back again
:'(

I could see the appeal for girls with daddy issues

#PrayForEm

I moved to a small ass middle of nowhere town

Immersing myself in a bonobo

The British Republic under Lord Protector Dominic Cummings (2025-2070)

*strums*

virgin freak
qu'est-ce que c'est

Because most Western nations are post industrial

Where I live is more isolated and rural than where you live, my neighbours goats keep me up at night

just invented a new way of sitting in my chair where i lean back on it and the back of the chair rests on my bed

He seems better, hopefully he's on his meds again.

le crisps and slags XDDDDD

>Immersing
*Inserting
haha whoops what a silly typo what am I like haha

You are a bonobo mike

poo whiffs

mate the circumference of ireland is about 5 metres

Is there a place I can talk about Coronavirus in a general that isn't Yas Forums? Yas Forums SUCKS

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Takes me like an hour and a half to get to a grocery store mate

for me its sea shanties

What's Em's story, is he genuinely schizophrenic?
Sure he has some edgy views but he doesn't seem insane at all to me.

emmet patrick garcin

Beautiful, precious Emma and her wonderful body. I want to make love to her.

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starting to wonder what motivates emmett to continue posting in /brit/ after the barrage of hurtful replies he endures every day

surely that can't be conducive to good mental health

default thot

youtube.com/watch?v=tYfN79Q26Vw

gay little jacket

Keep quiet, soyrish

Feel so clean like a money machine

Maybe he isn't a little fagboi like you and just shrugs it off?

reddit
wuhan flu subreddit

Shut up you little bonobo with size 6 baby bonobo feet

this song helped me realise who I am. true story

reckon we should all consume LSD just to get a glimpse into the chaotic mind of emmett that he must cope with every day

poor lad

find it odd that mixed sex wards in hospitals are generally contentious
i can see why you'd object to being on a ward in general (rather than getting your own room)
i can see why women might object
but i don't see why men would care

seems like splitting up wards to have one for men and one for women would be less efficient than just having one big ward but then i'm not an architect

Sir Emmett Patrick Garcin, Viscount Mapple Ridge, Commander of the Order of the British Empire.

He's obviously mentally ill, but he's not actually schizophrenic. Just a sad incel loser who likes to LARP as a nazi and became addicted to attention like an instagram slag.

I would have sex with Emmett if he were willing, which I unfortunately highly doubt.

He’s based

Wow that’s pretty rural

Circumference of your knob is 5mm

Holy batman reddit

you'd be surprised
seen him post in gay threads on /soc/ on more than one occasion

give it a widdle suck then

my first girlfriend was anorexic, absolutely metal. Fanny about as dry as the underside of Gandhi’s flip flop from the anti depressants, could only go to avoid 2 restaurants and full on schizo personality. Her dad had some nice cars though.

Are you the Aussie that embarrassed yourself on livestream with Emmett? You must be. You’re a faggot.

I feel like Reddit is more seeing other people talk about things, rather than asking questions and talking about things yourself like it is here.

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arrived at the picture theatre over 20 minutes early
love watching the infomercials before the picture starts

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"no"

Found a picture of Michael lads

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Don't want canzuk because too many British people will leave and that might make it harder for me to integrate

any poley updates? haven’t been on here in about a year lads

Remember this, still screech over it to this day.

lets all SHAG each other LOL

poo

Don’t blame me because you’re a shitty musician. Some people just can’t hack it and youre obviously one of them

youtube.com/watch?v=5xDVg9dTb4A
my favourite tune of his

>A fucking leaf
>A fucking beaver