/brit/

you should watch your boy in the ufc later

Find a tutorial and swedish speakers, but remember the "sj"-sound most people think of is the central swedish one. There's a bunch of other variants.

It's okay, you can go away now.

minimal make-up rachel is a qt

if she weren't such a twitter personality I would venture out of my parent's house, slap her husband in the face and ask her out on a date

I wish I was dead.

>baby not black

racist bitch

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wrong daily

are you ? cos I'm getting sober too and my brain is going nuts about it

is inter vs juve still going to happen tomorrow?

would love for her to crap on my chest

U that one Kiwi on the poppy seeds

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No.

laaaaaaaads
skribbl.io/?JyWOrkuEhi
get in here

yes but behind closed doors

>MoiraCunt
alri dave durnin

lol

Baby clearly isn't white mate

>football
the dunce's sport for people with empty noggins. rugby is for the thinking man and pondering butch woman

haha fuck you Nathan

Rachel Riley with her baby, Maven Aria Riley Kovaleva

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Why would I go away?

Ealry home tonight, got pissed too fast

my teachers were either sadistic cunts or soft lads we took advantage of until they replaced them with a proper authoritive type

irish dancing teacher literally punched me in the head haha

>early 2000's era video game
>green day sound track

Think I’m becoming an alchie lads

Feel like shit when I don’t have drink in me. Is this where it begins? Last night I had 8 cans and 500ml vodka

having tea, lads. but fear not, the tea is decaffeinated. I will still get my 8 hours of sleep tonight.

Can you do the riverdance lad

There is no point in being confident and having a small position

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DONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT

i present,

70s music

youtube.com/watch?v=BCV6paTXyCU

thankyou

My English literature teacher was a fucking scream, some moments in his class were the hardest I’ve ever laughed. He was one year from retirement and just stopped giving a fuck, used to dance around the classroom with googly eye glasses and a fake cigar dangling from his lips

Used to also shout “NIGGER!” When we were reading of mice and men and the word nigger came up, every time without fail

Fat bitches bragging about having big titties is like unemployed niggas bragging about having the day off

decaf still got caffeine in it

I've had teachers scream at me a lot but never had any of them hit me. Damn bro

youtube.com/watch?v=NUTGr5t3MoY

remember reading a story once about a teacher at a catholic school lost his temper and threw a dumb bell at a students head, always wanted to know what the student did to drive him to that tbf

so booooooooorrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeddddddd unghhhhhhhhhhhhh :/

>Feel like shit when I don’t have drink in me.
it's called a hangover, either drink everyday but not so much you get pissed everytime or stop for a while and you'll feel fine after a few days

it's not even true, fat titties and big titties are not the same thing

bumoing this rn

banger

youtube.com/watch?v=I_uDcCZDrxg

How many different women have you slept with?

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Another excellent post courtesy of /r/BlackPeopleTwitter. Those black people sure are perceptive!
*upvotes you*

women or girls?
kek

3

tune

>He (David Byrne)’s a genuine eccentric. He’s always been exactly like that, and I’ve seen him remain like that in quite extreme situations. For instance, we were mugged together once in New York. It was quite frightening; we were mugged by 14 people. My enduring memory is of David being dragged off into the bushes, saying ‘Uh-oh!’ That’s absolutely true; it was like a cartoon scene.

bit of a personal question

kid was probably being dumb, so the teach wanted to ring is head

>Peter Harvey snapped and attacked the 14-year-old boy after being goaded by other students, one of whom covertly filmed the incident.

>The 50-year-old hit him on the head with a 3kg (6.6lb) dumbbell while shouting: '"Die, die, die" at All Saints' Roman Catholic high school in Mansfield, Nottinghamshire.

>The boy, who cannot be named for legal reasons, suffered a fractured skull and bleeding to the brain in the attack, which happened last July.

fucking howling

No, I don’t even get hangovers like I used to. I can wake up and shrug it off but later on I’ll get headaches and be irritable if I don’t have a drink.

ought to involve the phrase "dumb bell" within my expansive lexicon of insults to lob at others

2, right and left

back to the future 1 is the best time travel movie imo

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Jen from the IT Crowd is hot

prefer not to say

yeah
what about groundhog day?

you know who else is hot? the lady who plays that Philomena Cunk character or whatever she's called

>During a science lesson, students had been experimenting with which materials would best protect an ice cube from heat. They began insulting Harvey, calling him a "bald-headed bastard" and "psycho"..

> The court heard that the boy was a leading light in causing trouble, and had earlier been swordfighting with a ruler and playing volleyball with scrunched-up paper.

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groundhog day isnt a time travel movie wtf

Why are straight European men so obsessed with football

can't remember the one
indie film
the guy steals the other guys wife

thats a good one

kms

sounds like it, but i don't believe every alcoholic is physically dependent, i think sometime will become alkies because they're coping with a shit life, trying to treat misery with the wrong medication but if their situation gets better they can have a drink and stop just fine

youtube.com/watch?v=8Nzy1cfnKh4

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>keeps going back in time to that early morning over and over and over again
how is it not a time travel movie?

youtu.be/Zh3YBVjDXfY
milan trip is on lockdown at this point

it's veiled nationalism.

deep embedded culture init

*respectfully twerks*

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footy is based
simple as

Need a lou Saunders gf