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dogshit clogwog edition

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Need someone to certify my posts

mental that this is what janny does on his saturday night for free

CHAD american place names:
>butchered indian place names
>new x
>(someone's surname)-ville)
>spanish saints
>presidents' names

VIRGIN british place names:
>Ioahfoihaoifwhoaih
>wambley
>bumblewiffleshire
>Lidford on Pisswally

Is it me or does it feel like summer for some reason?

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Bumblewiffleshire mentioned

mental that the deano in this image is a yank

work with several guys who fit the deano stereotype in looks and behavior but are americans
deano is basically aspiring to the american dream

was really depressed during the summer of 2016 and listened to this song a lot

youtu.be/qJOsRoY-na0?list=PLwZcgWYtLbYhFr8mH2yAAAbztbOmb4Dux

based

Was very depressed and struggling with substance issues in the summer of 2017

youtu.be/mjN4dMvC0Gs

This was the tune at the time

Listened to this song a lot when I was depressed in late winter 2017

based

>Was very depressed and struggling with substance issues
>when I was depressed

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well?

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too pale, looks unhealthy

very based

enjoying some sopa de golfball

bannerlord looks great

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how do I differentiate between the 'good' eastern yuros (poles/czechs/hungarians) and 'bad' ones (russians/yugos/quasi-turks) when they all look the same and speak the same horrific guttural slavic languages?

I love Lana

Can't think of any other female singers I like. Maybe Adele but she's something else. The others are all tonedeaf trash pop whores or wogs.

Alri lads?

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didn't ask for your opinion, gay boy.

9
doc was overzealous while circumcising me
used a lathe

Consider it done

need a gf like Amirah Adara

rorke the type of nigga to support gillingham

so it turns out bottomless prosecco with an afternoon tea at 4pm is a great way get absolutely smashed before 8pm
it took me 10 minutes to write this post with autocorrect

don't cry now, leaflet

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6, baboondick masterace

so many things wrong with this post I won't even start

4 unironically

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did a very mild grin to this post

>no audi on driveway

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Polish is distinguishable, so is Russian
Czech sounds robotic
Best advice just keep your hands over your phone and wallet

"where are you from?"

remember summer 2016, it was the summer after my first year at uni and it was blisteringly hot. i would spend all day every day with a couple of mates out by the river behind our uni halls smoking weed and frying in the sun because we didn't have anything else to do.

sad looking back because one of them died in a car accident and the other i don't have any contact with now. only really knew him during that specific period and his parents died soon after. after all the deaths and stuff we just didn't get on the same.

i associate this song with that period too

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Back of my hands are all raw from all the hand washing I've been doing, will be so fucking mad if I get Kung Flu.

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>no tits
>all ass
clog confirmed a brown skin

Haha

i spent most of it getting drunk and watching wales at the euros
good times

Welcome to the goodburger, what can I get you sir?

How gay must you be to listen to Sufjan Stevens

do you think there's a risk of it spreading on Yas Forums since there's so many different foreigners here

Forgot pic
This album is fantastic

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just sneezed into the router
sorry lads

Me and my mate Gibbo in the seventh dimension of Dante’s inferno - selfie taken on my iPhone - Beezelbub asked Gibbo what the capital of Thailand is and then hoofed him in the knob haha

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poo'd in it earlier lad don't worry

Prefer not to say.

love this album

i used to keep my router on my desk until i realised what i was doing to myself haha fucking heck

confirmed incel
tits are useless during sex, but you wouldn't know would you?

>4 unironically
Me too. Could strangle a small child with ny foreskin

I'm hung

still shag but yeah its a lil tight

Any sensitive willy lads in?

Blowjobs hurt my wilkins

>Russians
>bad
Russians are the best Eastern Euros in my experience. It's the Poles you have to watch out for. It's harder for Russians to immigrate so most who end up here are well educated and fairly well off. The Poles on the other hand aren't sending their best.

brown and a faggot, deary me you're a fucking mess.

>tits are useless during sex

Disagree strongly.

little bit

Gave him a solid go back in high school cause a girl I knew liked him. I couldn't cope.
BTW, I missed out on so much high school sex. Had girls flat out ask for it and I completely missed the cues

t. fat bloated incel

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I thought we voted brexit

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>tits are useless during sex

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em living rent free in your head again?

Clogwogs never suckled or groped a tit because he’s never had sex hahahahah

He was also never breastfed which explains why he’s a socially retarded incel freakazoid hahah oh my days

compared to ass hips and thighs? yeah
lol

hope i get corona and die because im sick of being a virgin incel and too much of a pussy to kill myself

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didn't even mention him, you must be seeing things

yeah this. what does it even mean? a pretty face is "useless during sex" too.

corona won't kill you

a cry for help, a hint of anesthesia

What I mean is I used to have phirmosis when hard. Solved it by pulling back the foreskin while soft, and carefully massage up a boner. Foreskin made an audible *crack* type sound and now it is too soft instead, covers the whole glans when erect. Whatever, it is not phirmosis atleast.

just kill yourself then
take out the middleman (or middlevirus haha)

cope harder you fucking idiot.

dont believe anybody's willad looks like number 1 pinecone ass dick

lol btfo homo

Get a room

got my own house

have a theory on corona virus
*puts on speccies*
I think that it's an uncurable virus like HIV, and all the so-called recoveries is just how hard the body has to work to get over everyday bacteria once infected
It is more or less HIV+SARS, and there are reports of people getting ""infected"" again, so I've arrived to this conclusion

THIS is how you make a videogame 2bh
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came on a chinky '6 million C64 games on a stick' lump of shaped plastic I picked up in argos some years back when AVGN was all over youtube and retro gaming was all the rage

still play it to this day occasionally

nice reading comprehension dipshit

i might go lock myself in a freezer or somewhere else really cold to weaken my immune system

Bruh don’t hurt my feelings like that

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lol the insectoids literally worship the white man

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Screeching

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POO

lool ice cream cone looking mf

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Hungarians don't speak a slavic language

I don't understand this image why the fuck does it have 15 willards but only 10 numbers it's driving me nuts

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Really hope it isn't this.

yanks are a different species

>9
what the fuck

irl streaming is the gayest shit imaginable

It’s a Jewish dick

yeah, never watched one myself

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give us a (You)

because it's been cropped on the right side you fucking retard

U N I T

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why are they so white and thin? no where in america looks like this anymore.

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Holy shit

i was breast fed and can even remember being breast fed and im the biggest virgin going

>can even remember being breastfed
Then you were breastfed far too late which is a developmental hindrance

nah
people get reinfected with viruses sometimes
it depends on their immune system
most people aren't getting reinfected

The fucking retard is the lad who cropped it, it looks as if the third row is some evolution of the second one it's bloody confusing

Just reading through last nights threads
god you lot talk a load of bollocks

*causes a literal evacuation of the entire neighbourhood by it's mere presence*

quite based I must say

maybe he has a really good memory

What are some good subreddits lads? Never been on reddit and wanna have a wee nosey