dogshit clogwog edition
/brit/
Need someone to certify my posts
mental that this is what janny does on his saturday night for free
CHAD american place names:
>butchered indian place names
>new x
>(someone's surname)-ville)
>spanish saints
>presidents' names
VIRGIN british place names:
>Ioahfoihaoifwhoaih
>wambley
>bumblewiffleshire
>Lidford on Pisswally
Is it me or does it feel like summer for some reason?
Bumblewiffleshire mentioned
mental that the deano in this image is a yank
work with several guys who fit the deano stereotype in looks and behavior but are americans
deano is basically aspiring to the american dream
was really depressed during the summer of 2016 and listened to this song a lot
youtu.be
based
Was very depressed and struggling with substance issues in the summer of 2017
This was the tune at the time
Listened to this song a lot when I was depressed in late winter 2017
based
>Was very depressed and struggling with substance issues
>when I was depressed
well?
too pale, looks unhealthy
very based
enjoying some sopa de golfball
bannerlord looks great
how do I differentiate between the 'good' eastern yuros (poles/czechs/hungarians) and 'bad' ones (russians/yugos/quasi-turks) when they all look the same and speak the same horrific guttural slavic languages?
I love Lana
Can't think of any other female singers I like. Maybe Adele but she's something else. The others are all tonedeaf trash pop whores or wogs.
Alri lads?
didn't ask for your opinion, gay boy.
9
doc was overzealous while circumcising me
used a lathe
Consider it done
need a gf like Amirah Adara
rorke the type of nigga to support gillingham
so it turns out bottomless prosecco with an afternoon tea at 4pm is a great way get absolutely smashed before 8pm
it took me 10 minutes to write this post with autocorrect
don't cry now, leaflet
6, baboondick masterace
so many things wrong with this post I won't even start
4 unironically
did a very mild grin to this post
>no audi on driveway
Polish is distinguishable, so is Russian
Czech sounds robotic
Best advice just keep your hands over your phone and wallet
"where are you from?"
remember summer 2016, it was the summer after my first year at uni and it was blisteringly hot. i would spend all day every day with a couple of mates out by the river behind our uni halls smoking weed and frying in the sun because we didn't have anything else to do.
sad looking back because one of them died in a car accident and the other i don't have any contact with now. only really knew him during that specific period and his parents died soon after. after all the deaths and stuff we just didn't get on the same.
i associate this song with that period too
Back of my hands are all raw from all the hand washing I've been doing, will be so fucking mad if I get Kung Flu.
>no tits
>all ass
clog confirmed a brown skin
Haha
i spent most of it getting drunk and watching wales at the euros
good times
Welcome to the goodburger, what can I get you sir?
How gay must you be to listen to Sufjan Stevens
do you think there's a risk of it spreading on Yas Forums since there's so many different foreigners here
Forgot pic
This album is fantastic
just sneezed into the router
sorry lads
Me and my mate Gibbo in the seventh dimension of Dante’s inferno - selfie taken on my iPhone - Beezelbub asked Gibbo what the capital of Thailand is and then hoofed him in the knob haha
poo'd in it earlier lad don't worry
Prefer not to say.
love this album
i used to keep my router on my desk until i realised what i was doing to myself haha fucking heck
confirmed incel
tits are useless during sex, but you wouldn't know would you?
>4 unironically
Me too. Could strangle a small child with ny foreskin
I'm hung
still shag but yeah its a lil tight
Any sensitive willy lads in?
Blowjobs hurt my wilkins
>Russians
>bad
Russians are the best Eastern Euros in my experience. It's the Poles you have to watch out for. It's harder for Russians to immigrate so most who end up here are well educated and fairly well off. The Poles on the other hand aren't sending their best.
brown and a faggot, deary me you're a fucking mess.
>tits are useless during sex
Disagree strongly.
little bit
Gave him a solid go back in high school cause a girl I knew liked him. I couldn't cope.
BTW, I missed out on so much high school sex. Had girls flat out ask for it and I completely missed the cues
t. fat bloated incel
I thought we voted brexit
>tits are useless during sex
em living rent free in your head again?
Clogwogs never suckled or groped a tit because he’s never had sex hahahahah
He was also never breastfed which explains why he’s a socially retarded incel freakazoid hahah oh my days
compared to ass hips and thighs? yeah
lol
hope i get corona and die because im sick of being a virgin incel and too much of a pussy to kill myself
didn't even mention him, you must be seeing things
yeah this. what does it even mean? a pretty face is "useless during sex" too.
corona won't kill you
a cry for help, a hint of anesthesia
What I mean is I used to have phirmosis when hard. Solved it by pulling back the foreskin while soft, and carefully massage up a boner. Foreskin made an audible *crack* type sound and now it is too soft instead, covers the whole glans when erect. Whatever, it is not phirmosis atleast.
just kill yourself then
take out the middleman (or middlevirus haha)
cope harder you fucking idiot.
dont believe anybody's willad looks like number 1 pinecone ass dick
lol btfo homo
Get a room
got my own house
have a theory on corona virus
*puts on speccies*
I think that it's an uncurable virus like HIV, and all the so-called recoveries is just how hard the body has to work to get over everyday bacteria once infected
It is more or less HIV+SARS, and there are reports of people getting ""infected"" again, so I've arrived to this conclusion
THIS is how you make a videogame 2bh
youtube.com
came on a chinky '6 million C64 games on a stick' lump of shaped plastic I picked up in argos some years back when AVGN was all over youtube and retro gaming was all the rage
still play it to this day occasionally
nice reading comprehension dipshit
i might go lock myself in a freezer or somewhere else really cold to weaken my immune system
Bruh don’t hurt my feelings like that
lol the insectoids literally worship the white man
Screeching
POO
lool ice cream cone looking mf
Hungarians don't speak a slavic language
I don't understand this image why the fuck does it have 15 willards but only 10 numbers it's driving me nuts
Really hope it isn't this.
yanks are a different species
>9
what the fuck
irl streaming is the gayest shit imaginable
It’s a Jewish dick
yeah, never watched one myself
give us a (You)
because it's been cropped on the right side you fucking retard
U N I T
why are they so white and thin? no where in america looks like this anymore.
Holy shit
i was breast fed and can even remember being breast fed and im the biggest virgin going
>can even remember being breastfed
Then you were breastfed far too late which is a developmental hindrance
nah
people get reinfected with viruses sometimes
it depends on their immune system
most people aren't getting reinfected
The fucking retard is the lad who cropped it, it looks as if the third row is some evolution of the second one it's bloody confusing
Just reading through last nights threads
god you lot talk a load of bollocks
*causes a literal evacuation of the entire neighbourhood by it's mere presence*
quite based I must say
maybe he has a really good memory
What are some good subreddits lads? Never been on reddit and wanna have a wee nosey