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Cooking with your Effendi edition

Eski

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powerful turkish blood flows throug h my veins i wanna explode like a super saqn fuckkk

>new thread in 2 hours
we /brit/ nao

What are we gonna make ?

Be honest with me, would you?

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same as me

And half of it is your autistic posting. Must be very proud.

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Jaди 7мицa дeбeли

Phil Collins looking ass

When will globalism come to Bosnia, we still don't import Cheetos, Coca Cola Cherry, Dr. Pepper, Hershey's or Reese's here, nor have a Pizza Hut, Starbucks or Subway

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Those Indonesian noodles are very nice but unhealthy as fuck.

Damn bro I eat at dominos and Pizza Hut every day aside from 7ca

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most of these taste terrible you probably have the turk knockoffs that taste better

Globalism created you. Islam in Europe. That's an achievement

First, I carefully read the instructions...

Aye...

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Let's be honest, which one of us here wouldn't?

Me, she looks like a retarded flat kid

Then, I put the noodles into my cup...

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Those are girl nails.

>lying on the internet
We're all virgins here no need to get embarrassed.

From the package, we've got a pack of totally healthy looking oil and some SPICE...

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i wouldn't

had a fren in a shared student house who would chop them up until it was chicken noodle soup tier strands. Long noodles is the fun of eating noodles

test

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Did seakike move to the UK?

I’m want to start chadfishing cause I have this deep desire to inflict some severe mental pain to foids
Don’t have a solid plan on what exactly I’m planning to do but everything is on the menu, like getting their nudes and sending it to their friends/parents/online/whatever or simply insulting or humiliating them. Maybe even arrange a date and don’t show up or something?
How should I do this? I was thinking of tinder but is it even used here? You autists have probably done it soo

I pour the ingredients on the noodles and fill my kettle with water to boil.

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Girls will ask for your Instagram/fb and you’ll never get nudes through tinder even if you’re a sext god

Also you’re pathetic. And girls in Macedonian are so ugly that even if you get their nudes u won’t like it

You can’t send pictures on tinder retard

And we wait for the water nao...

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I'm a man...

odam da slikam koli na plostad

Based neet

>Girls will ask for your Instagram/fb and you’ll never get nudes through tinder even if you’re a sext god
I was thinking about this. I could make a tinder for an existing person who doesn’t have one and impersonate them, and give their fb and ig, they could add them but you can just continue chatting on tinder, although it’s tricky

>And girls in Macedonian are so ugly that even if you get their nudes u won’t like it
It’s not like I want the nudes of some average looking whore so I can jerk off to them, i was thinking more like spreading em out as much as possible by sending them to people she knows

da gi ebam site bugari

Vrne ovde ne larpuvaj seljak

Alright, I slowly pour the water...

Th-thanx...

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Nah ur a subhuman. When I used to bother with dating apps I got dozens and dozens of nudes from russian girls on like interpals and direct from Instagram dming. Many of them won’t even show their face because they know it could end up online eventually. U can’t front that you’re some person on ig because girls get mad if you don’t follow them back. Your option is to become an actual Chad instead of a larping cetfish, in which case if you do yoh wont be mad at females

And I swiftly vacuum the cup (not really)...
Nao we wait for the magic to occur!!

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CORONA CAN C ME

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>Budapest is not 1st wo-

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>Cheetos
could eat tons
> Coca Cola Cherry
meh
>Dr. Pepper
meh
> Hershey's or Reese's here
Decent but not vital
Pizza Hut
you yourself can make better pizza
>Starbucks
Overrated and overpriced
>Subway
it's dying even in the usa. No Subway here either

>boiling water on plastic
not the best of choices

Macedonian women are like 80iq, you are telling me that they won’t send a naked picture to some slayer looking dude the second he messages them? Lmao, they wouldn’t be thinking twice about it, let alone have the brain power to even anticipate that he might be an inauthentic fake profile
> Many of them won’t even show their face because they know it could end up online eventually.
You can just screenshot the chat with the pic in it, sweetie

Why??
>inb4 cancer

God damn ur incel levels are off the charts if you think femoids care that a “slayer dude” messaged them. You will never ever get a single nude on here. Try and prove me wrong

feel like pure shit just want tri moreta again

and gynaecomastia and low sperm count. Plastic especially when in contact with warm water releases chemicals that mimic estrogens

>low sperm count
Literally affects me in no way as I'm a wizard recruitée λμαο

How much do you make per month?

Applied to be janitor SOLELY to remove fyromite presence here.

AND IT'S READY!!

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That other turkler user is eating much better food in uni

i cummed on a females stomach ask me something

I have unlimited ips motherfucker I’m gonna get you banned too

Which one??
If you're talking about That's me...

Only fags cum on the stomach, so how do you feel being a fag?

good evening balk, i am going to drink some rum and just gonna listen to music until i fall asleep
hbu?
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