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[enter Janny]
Janny: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

spell -ise words with -ize if I'm posting without a flag

the u was added later you potato

everyone is out having fun with their friends and living their life and im forced to stay in my house and rot becuase society has rejected me

>Souless, bugeyed freak that will give you corona? Don't be silly user, come back to bed.

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used to write colour as color in primary school because i thought it was cool to spell it the "american way"
what a spacker

anyone else watch the seasidemark streams this morning?

HIT HIM ON THE HEAD
WITH A 2X4

well sir, I did just start a new job recently and am currently deciding if I should continue getting drunk as can be on the weekends, last night was fun, might do it again tonight since I've been doing it like that for the past 6 weeks

I can't stop shagging mums. They are home with empty houses during the day just like me

this world truly is bizarre

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actual thicko

might get blackout and listen to an audiobook of Ecclesiastes
need a cheeky cry

FOY

bazinga

nonce job

this is incredibly cringe

we don't have the moon here, that's just a german thing

My whole life is scheduled and sculpted around avoiding interacting with / talking with other people. To put in a mortgage application I would need to talk to loads of people, bank people etc.

If I got a mortgage then that would mean if I ever get fired from my job I couldn't just be NEET for an undetermined amount of time, I'd need to immediately start applying for new jobs and going on interviews (meeting people) and then meet loads of new people at a new job once I got one. Alternatively if I didn't get a new job then my flat would be repossessed and prior to that there would be lots of conversations with the bank, then with bailiffs as they came to claim the flat.

As things stand now the only people I have to talk with are my current coworkers (who I only say "good morning" and "good night" to) and customers at work over the phone (call centre). Talking to customers doesn't count as we're talking about technical stuff.

At home I don't need to talk to my my mum because she hates me. All I need to do is come home, eat a microwave meal, then lay down in bed and browse Yas Forums until the new day comes.

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Listen to 1 Corinthians 13

same mentality as the parents of rotherham rape victims, they dont care about their daughters being prostituted if it brings home the bacon

i promise you no one actually enjoys clubbing

neither one of those pigs in the profile pic is worth paying to see
women have it too easy

fucking depressing how many girls have onlyfans shitee these days

might become an on-call firefighter de lads

looks like donald drumpfs willy lol

Blast from the past

Need to empty my phone

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think im more scared of the public than corona

just came back from the supermarket
pasta aisle and certain tinned foods completely gone

rice? noodles? ethnic aisle tinned pulses? nuts/seeds? untouched

i cannot even begin to understand the herd

The thing about onlyfans is at least you get something for your money. See plenty of guys on twitter buying random girls switches and shit for seemingly no reason

you post this every week you fucking freak, shame no amount of money will make your mother love you

and they get mad when muslims pimp them

iktf

alex scourby is my LAD

usually just sit in the booths at clubs getting wasted

uncalled for

state of the gremlin cunts who are funding ugly slags like that, fucking hell onlyfans is grim all around but if youre gonna do it at least pay someone peng

>tfw bought bella delphines bathwater

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heard it's shit
stupid amount of time you have to sign up to in which you can't go more than 5 mins from station
no good/interesting jobs, mostly just cleanup after whole timers have been in
t. dad is a fireman, also know a former retained fireman

when was the last time you really put yourself out of your comfort zone? be honest

Lol I noticed that all the pizzas had gone today

Bit rude of the public to deprive me of my regular evening 'za

most of those girls were in care and didn’t have parents. parents who did try and stop them from being pimped we’re stopped by the police.

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Overlap is 100% between the guys doing this and the ones paying for their onlyfans.

what the fuck is this

there was like 30000 cans of individual cans of strongbow reduced to like £1.30 each
what did nisa local mean by this

What's the Smiths' best work?

i do, only when i’m really drunk mind

the thought of having a son and raising him up only for him to turn out like me is depressing
feel sorry for my old man
empathise very strongly with the bloke from the louis vid, he had good intentions

ngl I crave divinity

mad how i can just force myself to be happy
dont know why you mongs dont give it a whiz

fuck are you on about

This Charming Man

what bloke

why do boomers listen to the radio
use headphones you fools

When I attended the interview for my current call centre role 4 years ago.

I self-medicated with benzodiazepines so that I could actually go. Prior to that interview I'd been called up for 2 other interviews that I no-showed on the day. I got the train into town fully intending to go then just couldn't walk in the door due to being too anxious.

Unironically I have wasted the majority of my life.

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The Best Of by The Smiths

youtu.be/H2dm4_cIxFQ

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it's comfy

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Louis vid?

yeah but i enjoy everything when I'm really drunk it doesn't count

The genius that is inspirobot

Are they tallboys

you’ve gone feral Louis

nah just the regular ones you get in a multipack

neet louis
very depressing video but an essential watch youtube.com/watch?v=H2dm4_cIxFQ

Forgot pic

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something fun about dancing around like an idiot though. i’m usually very reserved so it’s nice to do sometimes. have to be very drunk though otherwise it is cringe.

this one hit home

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>10 minutes
No thanks.

Ah ok yeah I’ve listened to it before. I feel so sorry for the dad

based

lived in a crown estate property when i was young
gee i sure hope there's not poor people in this general

drives me crazy

you now remember myg0t

>crown estate property
Like a prison?

>crown estate property
it was either rented or came with a job then
fuck off

first time i got the flu vaccine and they go and make a new flu. bloody typical

*makes a cake*

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no like a house you rent from the royal family
jealous much

so call me maybe

it's a SARS not a flu
educate yourself before you end up losing loved ones

I’m so fucking BORED

Redherring jumpers are so very cozy

anyone can rent a house so it's nothing special is it mate

*gives you reddit gold*

youtube.com/watch?v=6EqFVWzOfN8

louis cachet

youtube.com/watch?v=KdsVz9WlDCo

where my parents live is so comfy

its 3 miles from the city centre, but down a country lane with fields and woodland nearby.

the house isnt even peng but i feels joyous to walk in the domain of my childhood

Go clubbing la

how do other people see sunshine

ITS
MY
INSTINCTION
WOAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

just fell out of the porsche

How does turt do it?

With who

photons bounce of their retinas and their optic nerve translates the information into an 'image' generated in their brain

t. Neil DeReddit Tyson

>he isn't drinking

nice post

>kiwi itt

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whats actually going on is the dad trying to be well, a dad and the mum and brother/sister?? enabling him and going against the dad, like women usually do

Doesn’t have to be with anyone if you get drunk enough

RIGHT, that's it, you people have stood in my way long enough. I'm going to wake up early and watch the sunrise tomorrow morning.

mad that there's no more professional way of describing a 'runny nose'. seems very childish

>anime nonce itt

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soon to be ransacked by people looking for loo roll and pasta

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>he still thinks turt is real
mate we've been over this

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*enters the thread*

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shall genuinely be doing this in a few hours time
hope i don't get robbed

Think London is quite crap.

HAHA holy shit I'm done woth inspirobot for today

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you cannot convince me that Linus from LinusTechTips isn't gay

I know he has a wife and children. He is gay. The man is homosexual.

NOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN VIRUSERINO
NOT THE DISEASE GOODBOI CHINA SICKNESSBRO

youtube.com/watch?v=koQoYi7NTm8
ridiculous choon

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhinorrhea

don't blame them women are naturally sentimental they don't understand 'tough love'

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the houses are all council estate houses. its just the overabundance of greenery and country setting (despite being in a major city) that makes it weirdly idyllic

No gay man would have hair that atrocious

the milan trip is back on lads flights booked for the 14th of may

Phillip Schofield has a wife and kids, means nothing

I work in a call-out centre
youtube.com/watch?v=usW3tkMCGUY

>shall be beating this one into ground for as long as I care to keep it going

lad at toil came in in a 60 quid tshirt and a 230 quid jacket

i cannot fthom spending so much

i wonder if she's aware i can see a full moon!!!

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I went to a bar once.
Asked for a rum and coke.
Barman said "is pepsi ok?".
I said "that's fine".
He poured me a pepsi and coke.

genuinely hope you get corona

how long for? its not a very exciting city ngl

mate was in tesco earlier and saw the fittest bird ever, meet eyes and then couldnt stop looking at her
then i realised she was with her mum and dad and was probably like 17 years old
her mum knew and just glared at me

Extract anywhere but the steam folder... and run the .EXE. Hmmmm Sounds pretty Neat...

did you lads watch the footy today?

i love that awkward few seconds at the beginning before they start talking

my dad came out gay at 58
he had 6 kids and married twice

look at this Victorian Morphine Injection Kit

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mucus overproduction fighting off potential infection

its not a random inconvenient bodily function

thanks for educating me. remember you work for me (for free)

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