/brit/

araca maisie sneed

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not saggy at all mate, has better, perkier breasts tha 99% of women

have sex

yoohoo sailor boy x

wrong general mate

state

corona is a collection of viruses
COVID-19 is the specific corona virus we're dealing with now

ears are clogged
think all my allergy issues and sickness over the last few months are just because of how dusty my bedroom is

easy to say in hindsight when you probably don't realise how rampant alcoholism and it's consequences were at the time compared to now. even then it was considered a desperate measure

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Shagger

dont care still calling it coronas

>5 minutes
>13 posts

fucking joke, step it up for christ's sake. I don't work full time in a call centre all week to sit in a thread with no fucking posts

SARS is a corona virus

rorkes unmasked

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can't wait for COVID-20

okay ill make losts of posts for you

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That's just the name of the condition it causes. The virus is called SARS coronavirus 2, or SARS-CoV-2. But it's just a flu bro

doesn't corona just mean crown?

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I’ll start an argument with clogwog that should speed things up

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I need to get my Covid Ultimate Team ready.

The flu is a fucking virus you mong

yeah. Apparently the virus itself resembles a crown

not seeing it to be honest

The name of the virus is actually Derek

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m-m-myyyyyy coronaaaaaa

tee hee hee

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Spamming/flooding. Report.

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Aren’t covids supposed to be like ravens and crows and that?

Yeah, the influenza virus bro. Coronavirus is a SARS type virus bro. Same thing no difference bro. Don't worry bro it's just a flu bro. Swine Flu Pig flu SARS flu don't worry bro.

Something I've noticed: American's name their children British surnames.

>announcing report

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0, tbqh

That's "corvids"

t. bird expert

No those are called birds

4stats.io/
/brit/ getting absolutely MOGGED by the swedes
what the fuck is going on over there, is there a happening

Why is posting british memes to a british thread considering spamming?
ill tell you, it isnt

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howling at the absolute state of english intelligence, cant fathom how shit it must be to only speak one language lol
>b-but we dont need to cuz every1 speaks english!!!
genuine cope

don't get this

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>british memes

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we are british you mong

fighting the good fight lad
keep at it

>tfw been trying to learn french for 9 years

i am supremely british
t. 69-AL-LAD

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>he says in english

started learning Japanese then gave up once I got a job and no longer had NEET-tier hours to dedicate to it

was fun learning the words using Anki

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Odds wank
Evens netflix
Dubs gaming

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I know there's at least 1 Oliver ITT and I'm here to say your name is shit.

nobody would understand him in any other language because they are culturally irrelevant
the english bvll will rule the world

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your life doesn't sound very good

my name is marcus
a supremely BASED name

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what member functions does the rorke class have lads

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Yeah but you name your kids surnames. Why are names like Riley, Parker, Cooper, etc. popular? They're surnames.

Why? Sounds like a very neutral name.

Olivia is a hot name

>dubs/GET posting
mate....

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my forename and my surname are both yank forenames

posso usare piu lingue per esprimere lo stesso sentimento

my willy moved a little while I was staring at that bum

If it was I wouldn’t be here. Mongy dickhead spastic

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netflix and chilling with rorke's mum

mate can you stop
just as a favour to me

Gen X/late millennial trend but it unknowingly echoes the way a lot of names were given in the past in that children were named after the godparent's or prominent people in the community's surname

Marcus Hauser? Need you out of business sunshine.

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mad how wogs used to unironically believe whites were superhuman

okay

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like her even better from the front

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assume Oliver came about in the med region as a derogatory term for some pov who picked olives for a living

spose so

Jayden, Cayden, Brayden, Hayden, Aiden, and Raiden

check out the brain on this guy

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cheers

crazy to think how old the set is

she'll be post-wall by now

teaching my sister to play vidya.
started her on that Sonic game.

Lmao everyone praises China for building hospitals in a week now one literally just fucking collapsed and it was full of corinavirus patients

Chinks are so fucking useless hahahahaha

Friendly reminder the UK flagged italian is an arab looking deano with a slag gf

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>Damn bro this Coors Lite is so strong, Cody, Tyler, Jaiden, Kaiden pass me the Oxycontin I need to take the edge off

For me? It's Waylon

Congratulations you've created another sonic autist

>21 posters
oh dear
need to get pissed asap

have a legit deathly fear of randomly tripping over something and subsequently knocking my head on something and fucking DYING

AAARRRGGHH

it really do be like that

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oyxcontin is a CNS depressant and would increase the effect of alcohol, not decrease it

leave her alone she's 8

By far the best of the made up mutt names

you just don't get it do you?

flatmate invited me to come to a cross dressing naked party l8r

might go just to see what happens

banger

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don't wanna think about that tbf

how do you cross dress naked?

Laughed at this one

thats nice

*coughs*

Any videos?

stage one and stage two

Have brit deanos woken up to Corona yet

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I like this edition))

that was a hotel lol retard

>cross dressing naked

Is that that shit where you drink and have to swap clothes with others at some point. Weird shit.

Just want to tell you that there is nothing gay about me watching the Greatest Dancer

Is it socially acceptable to go on a walk alone through the suburbs at 6am for no purpose, just to wander about?
im not black

will there be actual girls there or will it be mentally ill 40 year old men in dresses trying to shag 18 year old students up the bum?

>barely ever posts
>doesnt namefag
>relatively witty for a JF
out of all the gimps that post here why would you have a bee in your bonnet about him?

Guess I don’t, no