/leaf/ - Canada general

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I wish we were part of the US.

Me too so we could swing their politics

Our entire country is like one California worth of people tho

What city of Canada would fit me better?
> I don't like ice hockey
> I don't like the NHL or the CFL (Canadian football league)
> I like men's soccer and I'm a fan of the Canadian Premier League
> I don't know how to drive
> I use public transport and uber
> I live with my mother, my older brothers, my cousins and an aunt
> I don't drink any alcohol
> I don't smoke
> I hate drugs
> I don't have a job
> I have a cocker spaniel dog
> my age is 24 years old

That would do it

Three Hills, Alberta

it's more like new york desu

Conway, Arkansas

How about we assimilate Vermont and Minnesota instead. They're basically Canadian anyways.

>two of the worst states also have the highest populations
Maybe you guys do need us

We only want Quebec and the east coast sorry.

Prince Edward Island, Conway

You don't want Alberta? We have oil and nice mountains.

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Learn to code

Then we would have to take BC and we're not ready for another California.

Alberta, Saskatchewan, and Manitoba would be good red states to balance out BC.

Okay but we're keeping Newfoundland and Cape Breton

PRAIRIE UNITY
PROVINCE OF BUFFALO STRONK

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Thank you dad, very cool

Toronto and Montreal are the only cities that matter.

What could have been.

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>tfw the only reason this didn't happen was laurier being salty at the territorial premier

fuck canada
what a made-up country!

Off to exercise

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Its not called ice hockey you gargantuan faggot

both of us had the british and french arbitrarily shape our borders. we are brothers in arms, inshallah.

have fun lebanon

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fuck canada
t. expat

have sex sexpatcel

>coronavirus outbreak in wuhan
>mid-january
>canada gouv. is concern
>tell people to get tested if they have visited china and have symptomes
>find like 10 people
>system is "working"
>gouv. refuse to test people who didn't went in china
>one doctor test someone from egypt
>positif
>mid-february
>gouv. is concern
>nothing happen case slowly increase
>first community transmitted in BC confirmed, source uknown
>covid-19 comite created with people who aren't expert
>BC unleash their new plan for containement and delay
>no ban, slitghly more testing and maybe close a school if there's a case
>literally nothing
>globalnews.ca/news/6645114/coronavirus-bc-cases-update-march-7/

our pandemic measure is the equivalent of singapore when they didn't have any case.

Didn't go yet. Something came up.
Now i'll go

The bag I ordered online.

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Carry a lot and sandwiches do ya

Who else here off to wage slave today

>tfw mutt
>wish I was based canadian

Why does it hurt so much bros? I want good vacation time off, free good healthcare, and frendly people. I once went to canada and got some weed it was amazing, wish america was like canada

From what I've seen, most regular joe Americans are great people. It's the ones you see on the news that ruin it for everyone.

>vacation

Lol it’s only 2 weeks here and I just get 3 weeks

>Lol it’s only 2 weeks here and I just get 3 weeks
That's not what i heard on /trv/ most people are yelling at us for no vacation. Hard to believe canada is in the same wagecuck level as the US given how nice you all are.

Come to LA and try it with that attitude. Snowbirds are a blessing, sad to see them go.

I did go to LA once and most people were pretty chill. Even the angry black lady in the SUV whose door I accidently bumped with mine in the parking lot was friendly when I apologized. She even helped us figure out where we were on the map, lol.
The only time someone was rude to me was when I was trying to merge onto the highway and they were trying to slow down to let me but at the same time I was expecting to get in behind them. Usually people don't slow down for you here but I guess I wasn't using proper technique for LA freeways.

I think America requires no vacation time and Canada requires two weeks

How do I get a job there then, looking for something part time no skills though. Only make about 15/hr at five guys which is the min wage. Would love to have 2 weeks paid vacation per year.

Most minimum wage service jobs won't give you enough hours to qualify nowadays. So people end up trying to juggle two part time jobs with no benefits or just stick to one and never get ahead.

15 is the min wage there?

In any case to immigrate here you need education in a in demand field. Basically you’re life needs to be good enough that you’d have no reason to come to Canada. Or just seduce a Canuck girl

>Or just seduce a Canuck girl
worked for my uncle

canada will burn
ill make sure of it

Canada....Home

@albert

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so we can all agree that race-mixing is based, right /leaf/?

race mixing is based and everyone should do it
not here though
just in canada

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That sucks, when did that change. I always heard it was way better.

Here in LA it's 15/hr, it sucks I can barely afford to live without room mates.

I just think that any respectable general should be well versed in Ted-posting

Since about 2008 or so in the BC interior and I'm pretty sure Alberta has been hit hard in the last 5 years or so.

>respectable generals should post 4 years old stale memes
yes

>thread full of canadians
>respectable
HAAH
WAAW

only canadians i respect speak french

you know what i mean

imagine making a general only so that people from another general post in it

>east coast
thats a lot of chinese

s like /cuckwest/ all over again lmao

Here it’s $14 and you still need rooomates

there it is there it is
im going to say the v word

VIVE

LE

ALBERTA

QUÉBEC

LIBRE alright fuck you bert

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LIBERTÉ

SACRE BLEU!

Fuck you man