/brit/

*coofs*

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thinking about migrating to /britfeel/
i don't know much about them but at least Yas Forums doesn't have a fascist twat for a janny

*rubs up against your leg* uwu

Bald and bankrupt smuggled a kitten across the world

Trump: "doctors say how do you know so much about this? Maybe I have a natural ability."

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Women should be ________

lel some dude asking me if i have leftover bags. sorry buddy i'm hibernating

arrested

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Why isn't the union jack symmetrical?

Eventually terrible memories turned into great ones

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Went to Crystal cafe's /feel/ and girls there want virgin boys

shagged an unbelievably fit girl last night and she wants to come over again tonight
not sure how a 5'6 lad like me managed it

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respected

pics or dont car

what's your master plan?

Life is a library of cringe moments caused by you

>not sure how a 5'6 lad like me managed it
you have character. most people here have no character

spreading corona virus onto a womans face

got roguish charm and know how to use it

*sprays viral droplets into your orifices*

so lonely
so alone

are you the lead singer from thirsty merc?

They're really begging us to go to the international women's t20 grand final as if anyone cares about women's cricket lol
Why are they trying to push women's sport so hard lately

To stay virgin 4evar and make roasties seethe

modern day james joyce

gud lids

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shagged an unbelievably fit girl last night and she wants to come over again tonight
quite obvious how a 5'7 lad like me managed it

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that would be emmayank

joke that they just let india go through rather than are girls

Its the in thing

isn't this some irish kid
why is he popping out his jaw does he not understand how goofy it looks
imagine voluntarily trying to look like the crimson chin because of memes

when did indians become this based must have happened when i had my back turned

you see these disappearance stories on the news and then i think that i could go missing for like three weeks and my dad wouldn't be any the wiser
perhaps i should speak to him more often

The Northern Ireland X is slightly wonky, so there's more white on one side than the other

classic

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dont get it

the lads are getting prepped

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is that seamus the heem machine?

i support burnley

interfering with myself

It seems obvious when you think about it, but I never realized that trees all contain the images of their past selves. This, by Giuseppe Penone, carefully planing away the years of growth, shows the 40-years-before self hidden within an old cedar.

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pick n mix at odeon was notoriously expensive, total rip off

used to get mine from woolworths

this nibba talking about trees containing past images

trees are based. chur to them

i'd get it from woolied then sneak it in under my jacker but the staff found me once, still let me go in but they made me weigh my woolies cup to see how much it'd be if they sold it to me, it was like 25 quid and I got it at woolies for 3 quid
the staff just laughed and let me in even they couldnt bring themselves to want to charge that much

trees are blackpilled

WOW!

second indian itt

probably not given all the brit flags

yeah i like a big old oak
1000 year of history within its trunk
think of the stories it could tell, the knowledge it has amassed

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Sounds like SugarBoogerz ASMR

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we used to do gigs in churches in high school

I'm fat because I eat too much.

imagining a world with no cement jungles or internet, just a big family in the forest and a homestead. what a happy life that would be

your imagination is shit

disgusting poos coming out of my arse this morning

clicked more cookies than you've had hot dinners

If I had a time machine...

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a lot of incest i would imagine

and that's the end of /brit/ *closes book*

Because if you fly it upside down on your naval ship it is too minor a difference for enemies to notice but to any Brit or ally something that signals distress without giving the game away.

They also didn't want the NI flag to make the Scottish one look like a border to the actual flag

If I had a time machine I'd go forward 2 weeks and see how bad it really gets

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Talking about incest is illegal in australia even if fictional
please stop doing that

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Looks good, shame Indian butter is dogshit

crazy that one day /brit/ will no longer exist

Tell that to the Tasmanians ahah
Never get between a Tasman and his sister as they say

is it really?

youtube.com/watch?v=9O2REytIK2k
Gonna do his bollocks in

Yes in their ban of underage romance in anime and manga they are including incest, but it will only apply if its not live action film

it's actually pretty incredible that these threads have managed to stay afloat for nearly a decade

saw rik mayall trending and thought he had died
turns out he died years ago and today would have been his birthday
sad

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Is he not going to Dorchester then?

the age of white men is over
the black kween rises

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sounds just like an attack on asian culture to me

Now that's a breakfast

I miss her

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