What do they think of each other?

Rightfully so, dutch people are the biggest assholes on earth

France used to be great but it has become a shithole. It's worse than my own country. Visit France if you like food poisoning and filthy people.

Nothing in particular except they have this insufferable germanic superiority complex.

why didn't you reply in french like a chad?

They're kind of cringe and ride gay bikes.

Fuck you faggot. Fr*nchoids are the reasons they closed the coffeeshops in my city.

Our history with France is long and complicated. In general we think they look down on us and as a result we think very negatively of them. France has always been considered the paradise country here, with sayings like "living like a God in France". However they have historically been our most unreliable neighbor

We hate them too, don't worry

how ironic

we think they smoke weed and eat good fromages

Well we think you drink wine and eat good fromages as well.

>talking to tourists
>ever

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Replying in English should have tipped you off to the fact that he is lying

This is how we feel when we talk to your people, fuck you and fuck France and fuck Wallonia and GIVE ME BACK FLANDERS YOU PIECE OF LAND STEALING SHIT

in the news a long while ago, some frenchie killed his pet in a van.

they blamed it on shrooms, but it turned out that he was just fucking crazy

it falsely set off a motion to ban shrooms

volkskrant.nl/nieuws-achtergrond/toerist-at-geen-paddo-s-voordat-hij-zijn-hond-slachtte~b828ee7d/

That guy was fr*nch? God damn it.

hey siri, play 'une belle histoire'

'vibing all day in traffic', see you this summer amice

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>invasion
>spending thousands of euros to boost their economy

this is your brain on tokkieism

Why would I speak French to somebody who obviously doesn't speak it? I tried my luck with English, since Dutch people more often than not have some knowledge of it.

we call that kind of people "esquerda caviar" here, literally leftists caviar

>Speaking english irl

lmao

Honestly the french are insufferable.
Spaniards are the superior and bro tier latins.

Why are we DUDE WEED LMAO when literally 99% of the people who smoke weed here are tourists and locals literally could not give less fucks?

I have never been there but I am repulsed by the image of their big cities with muh weed and shiet. Doesn’t make me want to go. I’ve heard the countryside was gorgeous however. I’d also like to visit their ice skaters’ factories because they’re just so good at this

In the Netherlands you have two types of people.
1. People who love France (and love their culture, language and the people) and go to France every year.
2. People who hate France (and find them smelly, insufferable and their food horrible) and go to Spain every year.

There is no middle ground.

Dutch cities are basically overgrown villages though.

>big cities with muh weed and shiet.

We dont have big cities, only amsterdam is like weed and shiet.

What we think about the Netherlands :
-Tall people
-Windmill, bicycle and tulips everywhere
-Weed
-Bad quality cheese
-Hot blondes
-They all have a name starting with Van
(Non exhaustive list)

It’s funny, I didn’t know.
I think most people here have no opinion on the Dutch besides the fact that they squat campings a lot (you are not regarded as bad in this matter, but some see you as eccentric)
And those few things about your country:

I hate them both

The people in it also have an influence

Aren’t Utrecht or Rotterdam big cities as well? It’s true that it’s associated with Amsterdam however. But the Dutch fellow who advised me this wasn’t specific.

I only went to Amsterdam because of my stupid friends "weed lmao". It was in something like 2002 and there already were morocans blasting rap loudly etc.

Why French do this?

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i love the fact that you know that paris is not like the rest of the france (fun fact: if you are french but you're coming from an other place than paris , you are from "province" )

Personnaly , i see dutch like a small country (it's not a bad thing) , with a rich history .
This is also the country of Rembrandt and Spinoza , i like them very much . I hope i can visit them someday .

Another fun fact : Dutch lose a fleet against some french cavalery during the french revolution (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Capture_of_the_Dutch_fleet_at_Den_Helder )

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The Dutch might have the most disgusting European language.

That's not Germany.

The German language is very nice. Dutch sounds like vomit.

THis is the reason they hate us. Like most Europeans, they are butthurt about France

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Actually, although we Waterloo'd Napoleon, his invasion isn't considered a bad thing here.
Because he gave us our code of civil, criminal codes, our government system (our monarchy), our last names, and so on.

But the Netherlands had just as many victories against France as the other way around.
During the Rampjaar for example we defeated an invasion by France, England and half of Germany at the same time.

>Dutch lose fleet against kamikaze levels of bad weather
But I guess yours sounds more heroic

I know each other say their language sounds weird, same with Swiss German.

Neighbour rules, especially if you had some power. But France went down the drain, it doesn't help.

It sounds funnier you mean, cavalry against navy.

>In Dutch history, the year 1672 was known as the rampjaar, the "disaster year". That year, following the outbreak of the Franco-Dutch War and the Third Anglo-Dutch War, the Dutch Republic was simultaneously attacked by England, France, and the prince-bishops Bernhard von Galen, bishop of Münster, and Maximilian Henry of Bavaria, archbishop of Cologne.
>Despite the initial shock and successful invasion of the eastern Dutch Republic, the English, French and German forces were eventually driven back.
>In 1688, when faced with an English king who again seemed to side with the French, the Dutch mobilised their full resources in order to invade Britain and overthrow, in cooperation with the English parliament, the Catholic Stuart Dynasty (the Glorious Revolution) - an event of immense historical importance
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rampjaar

So France, England and Germany attack us. We kick them out. And then proceed to conquer England.

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>monarchy
>good thing

Yeah you have a rich history. Back then you probably the strongest navy for your size.

Tje french built a pyramid 5 minutes from me.

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*tips fedora*

Only 8% of society wants a Republic.
And only 4% of society has little faith in the King.
nos.nl/artikel/2170371-meer-steun-voor-de-monarchie-vertrouwen-in-koning-gestegen.html

>NOS
*tips fedora*

I was sad to learn the Dutch have so many people from their foreign colonies there, besides the Turks, Moroccans, etc.

The reason why we remained a monarchy was because our republic was broken.
It was way too decentralized. And it was very hard to make any decisions at all. A bit like modern day Belgium.

i agree . Small country but powerful .

More like the EU.

We have no problems with people from our colonies. And those numbers aren't even increasing, because we already have all of them here.

It's still the most trusted news source in the Netherlands, as the only news agency that isn't in foreign hands.

I guess it’s better that they cause no problems but I am still sad about it. I would visit the Netherlands to see Dutch people, not Surinamese or Indonesians.

>It's still the most trusted news source in the Netherlands
mijn god..

i find this funny . if it was the other way around , i will find it funny too .

How did you like the invasion of your women wombs by Napoleonic BVLLS?

You flocking to France every summer is to reconnect with your roots?

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Surinamese are alright, immigrants from the Antilles commit the most crimes out of any immigrant group and Indonesians don't cause any problems and they make good food.

>Tfw Dutch-French lovechild
Can I love both countries?

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The vast majority of Indonesians are actually Dutch. Europeans that lived in Indonesia.

Oh I didn’t know that. Cool.

Keep dreaming satay cat eater

Yes you can love both!
i love you too .

Merci cop1, though I barely look Dutch because my dad is a Narbo.

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