farting and poo edish
/brit/
mikey the pikey rat
manc getting the mention of it’s life
>somebody told me the exgf got engaged
>got a little depressed
>turns out she's just pregnant
>it's going to be her 3rd kid and each has a different father
>she lost custody of her other 2
i dont get what you mean by that
I like pussy too mate
and what do you have?
As in fly straight
fuck you
dodged a bullet there it seems
Yeah and you’re still dwelling on an ex like a fucking simp
yeah same
By different people I mean we've come from different backgrounds and shit
would you shag greta?
I disagree with Ted Kaczynski that genetic modification of human behavior is a bad thing. The internet has taught me that most people are sick fucks incapable of acting moral and decent.
didn’t the french poster say he was gonna get an early night tonight? oops
Yeah 100% lad, completely different but the culture is similar innit. I think anyway
Birdcucks won’t stfu
a good dose of schadenfreude and a date with a girl 8 years younger than her (tomorrow night)
yeah. she kept "forgetting" to take her birth control. there were a few scares
a man shouldn't allow his enemies to prosper
Sure is it any business what that man does or does not do.
got some sick karma, bros
yes
And who the fuck are you
i hate the concept of a "working day" for postal services
hire more people and deliver my items 2 days earlier, it's not like there's a shortage of people who can be postmen.
wonder how many chinky restaurants are going to go out of business in the next few months
just hoping for the global economy to collapse. i'm in the death industry
You and me probably have a bit less in common than me and the average englishman
But that's besides the point cause I still reckon we could have a pint anyway
edgy af
Misread this as “reading lines” and thought this was a meme about being an actor
not gonna lie, this is me
I don’t see why we couldn’t. My motto is if you’re alright with me I’ll be alright with you. Have no problem with anyone
why would a recession be bad
might lie
anyway so yeah as I was saying
If I ever go to manchester want to grab a pint?
Every single one of these posts would fit in perfectly to a cringe reddit screenshot
down?
If you’re ever in Manchester let me know and we can get a few pints
thats goddamn right
classic aha
aussies
Why do 4channers think they’re too cool for reddit
love em
grim as fuck
normal version
I am unironically too cool for most subreddits
wtf go away
we are soldiers
in jah army
>Birdcucks
ANCIENT gimmick
you got this from the meth subreddit didn't you
fuck you buddy gtfo
Mike Bloomberg spent $500 million on advertising for his presidential campaign, which is equivalent to about $1.53 per person in the US. What would you do with your $1.53?
If you have to ask you belong on reddit
waife material
buy a fritos burrito from taco bell
what did we do before sites had night modes?
no i was here first you stupid missoula hippy
Pay someone to explain how this is relevant to british culture
buy a pack of stroopwafels
Clogwog mate stop posting thots and start posting slags
wouldn't mind 500 million dollars