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mental

horny boomer bastid j mac well and truly put in his place in the replies

just basically be a top shagger
and piss off the pope

GODS WAS I STRONG THEN

be based

just wanted a good woman

look at him

farting like an absolute madman lads

>wife cheats on you
>behead her

he unironcally sent gingers forward 1000 years
the rest are trying to catch us now

hates catholicism

watching that porn film that lad posted

sucking my own bollocks

Evening gents, I have three questions for you, and I'm not a fed. Scout's honour.

Where are the best places for intelligent, sensitive, Conservative or Christian white British people to live in the United Kingdom? Is it as simple as moving to white-majority towns and counties, or will they still have problems with the local white "chavs" unless they live in an upmarket street or neighbourhood? Should they stay in the United Kingdom, and if not, where should they go?

king deano

amp.theguardian.com/world/2020/mar/06/refugees-europe-closed-tensions-greece-turkey-border

eueopes closed lads

Big Henry was a true chad

classic emmutt

Have literally told Swedish policemen to fuck off when they’ve asked me for identification and guess what, they actually did the madmen lmao.

not emmett

classic mikey

youtube.com/watch?v=WOnVirSpRi4
Norf Antrim

the swedes fear minorities

Will never forget what some Iraqi man said to me outside a Catholic Church in Sweden. He said to me, the swedes, they’re a godless people. That man was right.

can't trust the govt and their control of info about the virus

mulitple cases of them hiding actual cases of legit potential cases/outbreaks but denying them until its proven to be fucking real and then admitting it ... then making sure the media jsut moves on to something else

AAARRRGGHHHH

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'ate me missus
'ate the cafflics
'ate the pope
'ate the monasteries
'ate the french
luv me navy
luv ingerlund
luv wales
luv a reformation
simple as

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Why you worrying for? If you’re destined to die you’re destined to die. No two ways about it

Cannot stop listening to dire straits

ahaha

>5’8
IT’S OVER

truly a man ahead of his time

Are you fucking mental? Are you actually fucking mental?

and yet in sweden he was, because iraq is a shithole

Your appointment to FEMA should be finalized within the week. I've already discussed the matter with the Senator.

Gonna go and have a nice warm shower de lads

They fear Englishmen. Sweden itself has been ravaged by travellers. But the swedes think we are English because we all drive around in English plate vehicles. They honestly won’t even pull you over they’re that scared lmao.

Wanted a son

enjoy

Just went for a walk with the missus. You're all faggots

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Over? It never began m8

Any night toil man in

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He’s an Iraqi Catholic. The man would be killed in Iraq. The man was like 70 years of age. He was right too

Been told shower beers are all the rage for the working man nowadays
Never had one, anyone tried it?

Thank

based

kitchen dancing on my own like a motherfucker

Based Turt Hummels

just some article about people stealing hand sanitiser from hospitals
classy

used to. never again

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and that's the gratitude he has for the people who allow him to live? vermin

Used to back in the day

youtube.com/watch?v=WHL8PcrtEW8

ting ting ting YOOOOOO

Svenska runt scarpered back to sverigeyraden. Hej do, Scandinavian spastic

you're off your fucking dial mate

If anyone deserves to go extinct in Europe it’s the swedes

inshallah mikey

But swedes are literally godless? whats the problem?
they are famously atheist

Have a date with this Mexican cutie later

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Drunk as fuck lads, I’m hitting the town fuck staying in

just pooed a poo and now eating a £1 pizza

why the braces?

Had tonight booked off but berg called me in the bastard
Truly awful stuff

>braces
how old is she?

love god and his son jesus
simple as

What happened to Odin and dem man?

i see

Imagine living in the country of the best looking white women and dating ugly beaners instead

well said

corona virus
more like meme virus

Swedes don’t allow him to live. He could live anywhere outside of Iraq and he could live. It’s irrelevant. What the man said was true. Based Christian Iraqis
Am I yeah. Keep quiet you faux American Swedish clown. What I state is the truth. You’re a nation of autistic robots. What’s the name of that burger place you have over there. Not bygg maxx. Forget the name again, but it’s fucking shit and so are all your maxi ica shops. Your system bolagets, your biltemas. You have like 5 shops in the whole country.

he doesn't live in ukraine

je t'aime! oui, je t'aime!

Religion makes absolutely no sense when you think about it. People who cling on to it are desperate. It's fucking 2020.

sky fairies don't exist

*thinks about it*

19

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>spearhead - positive
>how am i gonna live if im corona positive?
>is it gonna be a negative?
>but how am i gonna live my life if im corona positive?

No Mikey, the Swedish welcomed him into their country and provided him with a higher quality of life
Not agreeing with you on this one mate that's quite horrid

is for nonces and low lifes who want to escape reality

just feel drained when I get home from work
sometimes fall asleep
is this normal

yeah yeah mate the old wizard in the sky is going to magically take us all to his magic land with the fairies. as if

yanks get braces really late

yeah i'm not a pagan

The chad Irish asfalter vs the virgin Swedish cuck.

r those contacts

you know it's expressed with condescension when it comes from a religious
one's a pikey, the other's an arab and they think they're better than nordics because they go to church
ungrateful little scrotes both of them

WE DON'T SMOKE MARIJUANA IN MUSKOGEE

You waltz into your mum's room to find this sight before you. The odour clings to the mucosal lining of your nose immediately. "Go on luv, 'ave a crack at me crack," she says, bouncing her varicose foot in a come-hither movement.
How do you respond to this advance?

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uh.... no
poor south and central americans do
shiny white teeth is done very early here

is anything normal?

what is licking a fanny like lads

run away

put her to bed and fuck my sister instead

I understand it’s disrespectful but the man is right. None of them believe in God

so you're saying i'm right

imagine putting faith into some paki named jesus when you could put faith into yourself instead

they don't even build the trailers they live in

not sure I'm doing it right so i can't comment

the lies of this man's tounge

fine

Come home american man

listening to this whilst killing yanks

youtube.com/watch?v=RhhP-IJS2Ro

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Whomst are you referring to, snail eater

word
been to ukraine
walking down street 8/10 of the women are like supermodel tier fit
dunno what theyre putting in the water in eastern europe
weird because eastern european men are absolute meatheads

I'm not sure you know what a yank is lad

and somehow they built a good country
makes you think

That's an AUSTRALIAN soldier bravely facing death and I'd ask you kindly to retract this image

based
fuck abba
fuck ikea
fuck meatballs
fuck volvo
fuck saab
fuck ingmar bergman and his pretentious films
fuck avicii
fuck basshunter
fuck europe
fuck ace of bass
fuck swedish house mafia
fuck rednex

How does one even obtain the audacity to claim that out of the thousands of religions and gods in this world, theirs just so happens to be the rightful one

Swedes had their own Gods while mikeys lot were getting poked around by blokes in skirts and sandles

your ilk

amen

not exactly facing it is he

very swedish post

>fuck ace of bass
base*

it's because everyone's poor as shit and can't afford a bourgeoisie diet

well then.. it looks like I... larping as america the cartoon character... has been pwned & owned
how will I (you know since I'm america since it's my flag xD) recover
*sobs*

mad how casual smoking was when me and my mates just did it and thought nothing of it or the price (not even that long ago personally) wben we were getting pissed

100% GENUNINE CORONAVIRUS PROTECTION MASK: $100

The Japanese man is not death, he may have blindfolded him but rest assured he is a braver man here than you or I have ever been forced to have been

might play with my skin pipe

You’re under the illusion that I’m some gypsy subhuman you’d come across in France. If you met me mate you wouldn’t even know I was a traveller. And honestly if your country had anything to offer I’d be over there but it doesn’t. As for the trailers, all German innit. Based Germans

Donkey... Get the camera

right but hes not actually facing anything except his blindfold really though is he

prove islam wrong. you literally can't.

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ill take 10
im a mong

Well as death is as abstract a concept as it is literal I'm comfortable in saying he's facing it

youtube.com/watch?v=JcFFEjq5Ap8
Maximum respect to all those who died or served in the Vietnam war

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neighbours are practising music and they're really bad

the burden is on you to prove it right

Why would I? I'm not an infidel.

Jewish lies pt. 3

need to shag A.S.A.P
how do virgins not go mental

mohammad was a homosexual pig fucker

he calls himself an "expat"

youtube.com/watch?v=Urtiyp-G6jY

is mormonism jewish lies pt. 4?

ill be honest lad i just wanted to be prickly
RIP to the gentleman