/brit/

Willing to get into a long-winded argument with someone

3 2 1

let it rippppppppppppppppppppppp

my right hand smells like poo cause i had a poo and wiped with my right hand and washed it but it still smells of poo

name one thing (1) he said wrong here.

no seriously, prove him wrong.

Reply to this post or your mother will die In her sleep tonight.

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Coronochan was created by remainers to delay Brexit

FOY

FOYFOYFOY

didn't get to save those breast pictures in the last thread

Why do british singers sound american?
Listening to Ellie Goulding and she sounds like a yank, same for the Joy Division singer, Oasis and many more?

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men like to eat, if you're skinny you should probably get your hormones checked out

Well he was wrong right off the bat in assuming that the English language isn't English

just wanked to escorts on adult work in my area
definitely considering paying £150 or so to shag them for an hour

because the beatles did it then from then on it became the standard.

enjoying this little slut rn

youtu.be/tK0VtipNyfU?t=548

>name one thing (1) he said wrong here.

>no seriously, prove him wrong.

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Love a nice bit of food, love a few drinks and love some sex with women. It’s just that simple really.

youtube.com/watch?v=3AlUr0vNXlI

what? ian curtis sounds english

Listen to the Subhumans and tell me they sound like seppos

the gf got me an alpaca

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do your mog your dad?

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Gotta agree with you there mikey my lad

Doing a poo

Continental Europeans do learn British English by and large. It's clear his only experience with "ESL"s are the spics browning your country from the inside, his anecdote about France is rubbish.

You should do that lad. Not only will it be a nice experience for you but it will improve your confidence.

>£150
the eastern euros are like 70 quid mate

Wish i could spend all day happy as larry watching anime and playing video games like when i was 10. Sad that i grew out of it

In awe of my heterosexuality

american singers adopt briddish features like dropping their r's as well

It's harder to stay in character when you're singing

thoughts on nuclear energy de lads?

yes but my dad's 5'9 and a former jockey

Very Insular argument he had indeed
Which is understandable but there was no need for his arrogance

the gf's twat smells of poo

yeah but isn't that the dream of every father?

The recipe for happiness
You can’t chat with eastern euros like you can with English girls though can you. There’s nothing there like. They’re like robots

how can you think joy division sounds american?

he is literally right
but seething english cunts will cry about it

sO
fUCKING
lONELY

(sfl)

twitter.com/ijustbiuemyself/status/1232868076430995456?s=21
praying to my lord and saviour allah. inshallah

i could easily do that everyday and die happy the problem is money

no thanks 2bh

need my bollocks inside a reactor asap

it's based but cringe people won't allow it

*braaps a litre of poo"

>that feel when i could have kicked the shit out of your dad at 17

late beatles made a point of singing in a strong scouse accent

will provide most of the world's energy in a few decades

Almost a head taller than my dad but still a turbomanlet.

>he is literally right
>but seething english cunts will cry about it

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he means people like adele etc

Na not really, my dad is 6’2 whilst I’m 6’0 also in awe of his work ethic if I’m honest, proper mans man been a self employed carpenter all his life and built a successful business whilst I’m an office runt

i've had sex before, just going through a dry spell at the moment
would rather not

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the national grid will be powered by the wind and the waves, and the cars will be powered by hydrogen

Made that so I did. Still fucked up the fingers. Bothers me to this day

crying like you're crying now?

not entirely sure about this

Nibbly pig got on a bus

chernobyl was keeno n its based

keanu reeves is an autist but he's a based autist

You know occasionally I feel the need to relax and post like you mongs do here, but then I realize this is actually the extent of your behavioral capacity. This is literally what you do all day, with absolutely no other preoccupations or productive output in your lives, huh? Jesus fucking christ. I think I have this realization every time I come here, and it takes me about 7 months to forget. In awe.

If the gyro pays the rent and all you could easily live on noodles and cheap fizzy drinks and wallow in your anime den your whole life apart from the jobseekers meeting every thursday

My response turns it back on to you. I'm immune. :^)

Dad died 11 months before I was born, never met him to know. Mum says I'm a bit shorter.

imagine having a 20-something-yo son that doesn't mog you

you'd probably cheer me on

No I am agreeing with him
gleefully

Wasn’t implying you were a virgin or anything lad was just saying you should, it’s good.

>Woohoo! You've got a new match!
>open tinder immediately to see
>she's already unmatched

>11 months before I was born

Hold on a second...

ah yes adele
famously the joy division singer

mikey wojak craftsman

Well to me he does, apart maybe when he says "Center", but to me he still does, especially when he says "more" or "floor".
youtube.com/watch?v=L1cHSoARzS0

how old was she in deathly hollows?

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mog my mum

I want to fuck the girl from ed edd n eddy

WELL AVE YER SEEN POLYTHENE PAM

>119171641
>119171310
huh

just imagined seeing an escort
shed suck me off for 2 sucks and then id cum and fall over

the way to go

I'm getting kicked out of my flat for shouting 'GAMERS RISE' at 3am

love my dad me, couldn’t ask for a better role model
hope I’m as good to my kids one day

calm down he froze his sperm ffs

happened to me twice this week

>Dad died 11 months before I was born

this is a good one

I know of travellers who have married like English girls and the girls have adopted the traveller lifestyle. Even dress like travellers.

It's probably a bot.

>shed suck me off for 2 sucks and then id cum
usually you won't be able to cum from a bj
mandatory condom doesn't help either

17

need to stop fapping to tranners

love having sex with members of the opposite sex

gonna put that on
giant tune

by mog i didn't are you taller than him
i meant are you better than him. a better man, done more, whatever

Yes brutally, apart from his nose that is thinner and more aerodynamic than mine.

Not uncommon, most women follow their husbands

cope

finally, a good post

mate id probably cum when she opens the door

I wish I could cum from 2 sucks. Finding it harder and harder to cum as of late

how do traveller women dress different from your typical scally slag?

any saint helena man in

don't think anyone posting here is better than a mad who has reproduced

perfect

/brit/
/britfeel/

you don't have to go

just need to give the willy a good tugging like
nothing to struggle with it's just having a nice cum

>a better man, done more
oh

nah, the deathgrip and porn addicted willy will have trouble

Very true. I’d prefer to settle down with a nice English girl to be honest but the only problem is they’re all fucked in the head

yeah because /brit/ is a bastion of neurotypicality.

from the look of her mid-30s

planning on how to explain that to the parents when you beg them to let you stay with them?

My dad was deployed to Northern Ireland and personally skulled 17 paddies, bought back a pickled ear of one of the paddies he sliced off and kept as a sovuenir

My response ;).

I always see anglos and americans seething about being monolingual on this board
Why are you like this?

FILLIN IN 'EER TICKIT IN EER LITTLE WHITE BOOOOK

/brit/ is a shagger general
simple really

Blowjobs don’t put enough pressure on the willyard for me. Just feels like a warm wet hole.

Aye you ain’t wrong mate, there are still a few good ones out there though, it’s definitely slim pickings our days.

dont have either of those

I am 6'2, and 70kg!

didn't need dad to do anything other than provide a safe warm gaff for me and his other offspring to grow up in

mother was there for the lovey-dovey nutrturing stuff

angela white or yasmin scott, who should i wank to

clogwog mate, i think you got lost
let me help you find your way home
trot on back where you belong now

What are you on about?

any recommendations on picking a bird out?

the polls have been done. most people here are virgins.

Won't be replying to that post if she dies i get the house and can quit my job and live comfortably on 73 quid a week

Britbongs mad about some burger spitting the truth. God we should have never bailed you out of WW2. This thread would be in German right now.

ah yes, you cum mostly from sex and not from wanking, like everyone on 4channel

not really a fair contest though is it, theyve had 20+ years on most of us. Unless you're famous and/or your dad is a junkie loser then thats not possible

haha I wouldn't know mate I'm afraid you're talking to the wrong poster

youtube.com/watch?v=QuYBGOWFecU

doing a view

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Well I personally don't care but you can understand
it's like every other person can speak two languages but we can only speak one
everyone else has a secret language and wants to learn our one

Just the way it is these days innit. There would be some nice girls out there like it’s just a matter of finding them innit.

Fellas, Angela White or Yasmin Scott

he's deliberately misusing the word 'seething' to try and start an argument and kill some time
he's lonely

uh mate, may I direct you to THIS post: If you don't like it that's literally why /britfeel/ exists

how does wanking = deathgrip and porn addiction? it seems like you are projecting your own problems to me

Feels better if you grab the back of her head and fuck her mouth

Footy

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Brits are too sensitive, the slightest disagreement sends them on a hissy fit

rate my new outfit

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Anything warm and wet counts in my book. Male or female don't care.

seems a bit rude
would far rather let her do all the work

@119171961
lazy lazy bait

angela white

Is real mikey still a virgin or did that change while i was away

Not much could possibly be going on in poland so i understand that

>yanks have to speak with a british accent and add a 'u' to all their words otherwise no one understands them

oh my days the utter state of the united states of america

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with his uncles he's no virgin

I just mean your willy is used to your hand, and your hand is a lot tighter than any mouth or cunt
simple as, but you'd know that if you weren't an incel

>hissy fit
cringe
speak your own language mate

Thinking I'm gonna have two tabs open, one Angela White and one Yasmin Scott and wank to both of them

I don't know, I think he copped a shag
So did Lachlan funnily enough
2020 is the year of the virginity loss it seems

Sadly this is true
They have a massive chip on their shoulders about americans and constantly attack americans because of this
in reality "yanks" give no fuck about brits beyond harry potter or something

lmao it’s the opposite mate, being a cunt to each other is british culture
everyone is a miserable cunt on this island yanks truly do not understand banter

everything as it should be

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I tend to pick English birds because you can chat to them. As for looks and that just depends what you like in the moment innit. Be careful though. I was shagging some 30 something year old English lass there a couple of weeks ago and she start talking about her kids and that. She cracked me up kek

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alri

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Mis apologies señor

the monolingual masterrace strikes AGAIN

dont think about yanks at all tbqh

>un
>at all relevant
lmao now you're really grasping for straws. btw tell me where the un is headquartered?

You're literally talking about yanks

vaginas feel much nicer than a hand

that looks painful

>This thread would be in German right now.
Und?

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thats not really an insult though
yanks are so insular its shocking

ah yes the bird Yas Forums is always ranting and raving about

close any webm the second I identify a chinese factory or russian road

In some aspects yes, many others not, but at my age he was not as good as me.
So yes.

Have tried that a few times. It’s quite good.

seen this before, quite sad
mental how many industrial accidents ive seen posted from over there

liebes deutschland

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>yanks have to speak with a british accent in an international organisation in their own country otherwise no one can comprehend them
oh my days

Just had to filter /ex-yu/ again. Every time I scroll down the first page they're there with a black queen in the OP. Can't put the genie back in the bottle after that, end up having a wank every time.

>he doesn't realise English isn't even legally the official language of the UK
absolute state

tbf mate if you were going for traveller girls I would assume you have to worry about the farther more? English girls these days have free reign, if I were a pikey I would do the same

isn't her boyfriend a borderline sexual harrasser who walks around gyms with his erections and takes pictures of it?

Based

my willy is on a hair trigger mate i go off like a 15 year old boy

> nicer
not really the point is it mate

>the monolingual masterrace strikes AGAIN

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I find it hard to blame them
They're only really taught about themselves in school, for example, and while they have a profound global presence their point of view is very inward-looking
I think less than 50% have a passport or something

the massive LiveLeak watermark in the corner could also shy me away

>brit mentions yanks
>I reply to the post mentioning yanks
>haha you thought about yanks

for me, thats when i expand the webm

I don’t understand what you mean.

'

Much easier to cum from a hand though

ok sounds pretty simple 2bh

STILL talking about yanks oh my days

clogwog has never had sex with a woman without paying for it.

17 is prime age tbf

i do not deserve this

Yanks are little wanks

based

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cleveland-esque cities skylines creation turning out very peng lads

deserve what lad

concerning

knock off a year
(reminder: 16 is legal)

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oh no no no
what's up lad?

Dosent the farther have more control over their daughters in the travelling community than the average Englishman?

Got some new speakers. Gonna tempt mr shekelberg, landlord. see how he likes em

I know I’ll get called a nonce or whatever for this but 16 is the prime female age. It’s the truth innit.

feel so clean like a money machine

12

>5’8
IT’S OVER