/brit/

and so the night progresses on
excited for it be over ngl

what if she has a skat fetish KEKW

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>it's not master of puppets
nope don't remember that

*puts on goth hoodie*

It’s not the act itself it’s the dynamic it creates. Once you have sex with a woman she’s like what’s the word for it, more submissive towards you. You uni runts are gas men. Imagine not trying to get your hole every night when living with strange women.

LISTEN, I LIKE YOUR GIRL SO YOU BETTER LOOK AFTER YOUR GIRL
OR I MIGHT JUST TAKE YOUR GIRL AND MAKE YOU GIRL MY GIRL

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this still counted as an ipod right?

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Hows jannys temperament been today? Is it safe to post?

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what youtube subs are you backing up in their entirety and taking with you post corona?

for me its jre, avgn, several food channels, early vsauce, stupid 'cute doggo' channels, thoughty2, joeysworldtour and some megadrive letsplays

state of this neek

the fact you even decided to say something like this makes me suspicious that you're bent deep down

the lads that try the hardest to prove their straight are usually suppressing something

me? i have nothing against benders, if i was bent myself then i would just embrace and accept but i'm simply not attracted to men whatsoever

listening to it as we speak

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Have had five FIVE pints now and still not pissed, this is gonna be a wild one

theres been a black cock up your arse for 15+ years

Parents never let me have an iPod.

Fucking hell you're thick

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this 2bh, same applies to your work colleagues
i shagged a work colleague before and ended up quitting up the job cause i couldn't handle how awkward it became at work after the relationship soured

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watched two episodes of danny dyers real football factories international today at work

my parents gave me a Zune

taking me ages to get pissed
the struggle of a heavyweight

go back to wanking in your mums caravan mate, let the shaggers talk

>thoughty2
Based

gay goth

Youtube? Fuck that all I need is my rosy folder and I am set

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my parents got me 3

see

nice
what you jammin too my man

i want to fuck a british woman

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SWITCH YOUR GIRL WITH MICHELLE
SWITCH MICHELLE WITH CHANTELLE

haha same
the first two songs i ever had on it was Kalimba by Mr Scruff and the Crazy Frog song

got coronavirus from the chinky takeaway

need to stick my nose in her arsehole

you never had a chance
poor cunt

i predict an earthquake up in here

It'll still be pretty gay, unless he goes one of the ones those dodgy Oriental shops use

I listened to the football ramble and totally football podcasts

coke m8 keeps calling me if I want more. m8, it's 9am Sunday morning I'm good

not really mate, that's usually how it works

your anger towards my post just further confirms my theory, the thought of being bent makes you really angry because of suppressed feelings

send that bitch some emojis
bitches love emojis
send her like 50 smiley faces lad

morning all, just woke up
How are your Fridays going?

pay up piggie

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for me it was the ipod touch 3rd generation until it got nicked when i went to london. genuinely loved it at the time, was amazed by it

currently blasting momoland throughout the flat wahey

What are you drinking?

I am a BIG FAN of gingers

Fucked her nose up for life
good god are women daft

>master of puppets
>goth
what

Not much of a shagger if you disagree with me to be quite honest with you

saturday morning ya cooked cunt

have you watched the one with 'one eyed baz' of birmingham city who is also an MMA fighter? he's my mate's dad's mate, spoke to him loads of times

mental how much money I spent on iTunes when I was in secondary school now
all for nothing

Unironically went zune as a kid

>everyone is secretly a bender

dunno mate something's telling me i'm on his side on this one

same

if you dont have heart eyes smiley and crying laughing emoji in your top line in whatsapp
you might be a runt

thats a man

how much is her onlyfans

I still masturbate to memories of my anatomy teacher who was 6'2, had massive tits and wore maternity clothing despite never being pregnant. At this point I only half remember what she looks like but the jiggle and wobble of her sweater pups when she walked cannot be erased.
One time I accidentally called her mom.
/blog

lol fuck. I had yesterday off - felt like yesterday

youtube.com/watch?v=2NpFa63KDJk

used to play this tune thinking of my school crush(girl/female)

personally starving for it rn ngl

i went windows phone initially and only went iphone recently

Me? never use emojis when talking to blokes but always do with women

Was on the bus (S.London) earlier on my way home from toil when a group of 4 young white girls all around 13 or so came on the bus shouting and shit talking about the things they have stolen and throwing sweets at people on the bus and then one girl threw a massive handful of millions at a chinese women shouting about corona virus

reminiscing about the commieslag era

I had an iRiver as kid
bet no one can match that

haha still remember buying and downloading 6 seasons of south park to my ipod touch

NOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE HECKIN DOGGO

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imagine the banter

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