I love Portugal

Portugal is the most amazing country on earth. It has the most beautiful women, most beautiful language, most beautiful beaches, most beautiful nature.
I hope to one day move there and live a simple life near the coast. I don't want to be rich, I just want to be accepted by them.
I hope to be buried in Portugal when I pass away.

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>cropped feet

This is so incredibly cuck

Why? Cry harder, bitch

Who doesn't love Portugal?

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You centered your life around your fetish, weeb

Whatever flaws Portugal may have are more than compensated for in the form of its women, who are a boon to men all the world over.

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>having hobbies and interests is being "cucked"
I'm an international studies and global affairs major, it's not weird to be gravitated to certain countries.

Seething RAT.

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Welcome back friend. Lets see if we can summon Portubro as he's actually a really cool user to talk to

Portugal is very nice but
>most beautiful language
The written language is beautiful but the sound it makes is so fking weird to me

I'd rather listen to it over any other Romance language. And I think Romanian sounds beautiful, but I'll give the nod to Portuguese

He is kind of mean to me and I don't like it, but his girlfriend is really cute. I've been using Photoshop to try and remove the black marks he scribbled all over her with in different pictures.

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Portuguese women are angels

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That's actually a flawless shoop, I'm impressed.
I feel guilty saving her pics though

Really?
1st minute

youtube.com/watch?v=yJiwYPsjwmQ

I like it. People can like whatever they want, no one is wrong

Indeed

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She's so fucking boring and average. Why do you retards obsess over her?
Portubro's gf is way cuter

>piercing
dropped

God i wish i was joao

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Shut up fat

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you shut your whore mouth

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Shit taste general

Shut your mouth overweight

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Shit feet general

Is liking that Irene ogre a sure sign of mental illness?

He's going to be upset you did this one

Obrigado!

De nada

If you ever dare to say something remotely offensive to Irene I swear I will fucking rape your face with a shattered bottle in a crackhouse.

>no chainsaw, blow torch, machete or pitbull
Lame.
Are Mexicans vegetarian now ?

>footfag
Disgusting and fat

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I doubt she even still lives in Portugal

I wish she lived in my house, specifically in my bed.

>It has the most beautiful women
Obviously you have never been to Portugal

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I'd take the middle one

Fuck off, we're full

>tfw no Portuguese hermione granger gf
I call dibs on second from left then

Is it just me or is there something wrong with her eyes?

Portuguese women are ugly how can they even compete with British women?

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Lazy eye

With their delicious tanned skin and large hips
Emma is a plank

There is a big difference between a fat ass full of cellulite and a Goddess ass

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They all look alright, wtf is your problem

>pasty white angloid who looks 10 years older than she is vs Portuguese goddesses
The only good thing that a man of reasonable and honest judgement could say about Emma is that she has cute feet (but this exceptional feature is commonplace in Portuguese girls)

Portuguese lasses are hot af and nice at first, but they are hysterical in the long run, don't date them for too long and don't marry

Boring ass, not tits

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Imagine living in a country with girls like this and preferring emma watson
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>i suffer in portugal
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Based

>tfw some random Portuguese shitposter's gf is cuter than the most beautiful woman in the UK
People who don't think Portuguese girls (portuguesas) are cute must be mentally ill.

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I agree and I'm jealous

Built for BAC (Big Andean Cock)

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>most beautiful women
>most beautiful language

Uhhh....

You should visit portugal to be disappointed

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Stop cherrypicking uggos I won't fall for your tricks miguelito

Literally try to find a qt:

JEWBOOK.com/pg/nbclubcoimbra/photos/

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>i suffer in portugal

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See the link

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I can imagine my jizz on her face

Damn she's an angel

Isn't she French though?

>I suffer in the UK

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They're ugly because those are club slags stop it

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The ugly ones are even worse, and they don't go out to clubs

is the one on the right ok?

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Yeah

Meh 4/10 and she is probably from Erasmus since Coimbra is a students city

best drug policy too

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>Be a bit on the chad side physically
>In stupid good shape
>Good face
>Have to work like a motherfucker to get Portuguese girls, get rejected non-stop by average girls
>Go on Erasmus to Denmark
>Get laid non-stop, even girls approach me, something that never happened in Portugal

Fuck Portuguese girls honestly.

3 and 4 are cute

Do they like (white) American guys?

That's because nordic whores like arab looking fellows

They just look kind of average. If this is the ugliest that Portugual has to offer, consider yourself lucky.

An experienced zoologist would struggle to identify what species the ugliest women are here.

nordic girls would fuck you before they'd even date you if you look decent enough

Idk

Sorry I'm not from below the Douro lmao

>that's a 4/10 in Portugal

how about the one on the left? good posture.
i had to do a bit of scrolling though

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