/dixie/ - Southern US + friends

Moonshine Pickles Edition.

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omny.fm/shows/the-roundtable-wjox/charles-barkley-3-6-20
youtube.com/watch?v=oqefws7_nAo
youtube.com/watch?v=EgJ5hiHFO3w
youtube.com/watch?v=Cn6ItrYZy7w
youtu.be/l_MyUGq7pgs?t=86
npr.org/2020/01/17/797048821/new-figures-show-billionaire-candidates-spending-big-with-little-return
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Bama man Barkley selling sports memorabilia to build affordable housing in his hometown Leeds

omny.fm/shows/the-roundtable-wjox/charles-barkley-3-6-20

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NO malarkey TOUR!

These memes are making me start to really like Biden
The old uncle Adolf effect

biden took the greatest sigh of relief yet following super tuesday, as he gets news that he has secured the pivotal delaniac voting block.
he's all but nominated at this point

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figured.

>Biden won't shitpost on Twitter
>Biden will get us into more wars again
basically all I can see in that statement

Not to say that Trump has gotten us out of Yemen or Afghanistan yet

I SENSE SOME MALARKEY

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aaaa
hand still burning
so fucking red
think ill jsut cut it

this is a malarkey free zone sir. move it or get towed.

thinking about woodworking. its a fine art.

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smooooooth

post what you're watching:
youtube.com/watch?v=oqefws7_nAo
youtube.com/watch?v=EgJ5hiHFO3w
youtube.com/watch?v=Cn6ItrYZy7w

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now THIS is a malarkey-free post!

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>his candidate was in the debates
nice mainstream as fuck choice, normoid

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>not a BRUMBY
never gonna make it

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bullock?
more like, bollock

bollock more like molloch

based and cobbpilled

molloch more like mollarchy
ha got em.

var more like malvarkey

what exactly happens in a molarchy

only midgets rule

mega malarkey

>what exactly happens in a molarchy
wish I knew. I dont.

Humans are enslaved by a race of mole people.
This is the future Sleepy Joe Biden wants for your children, America. #MAGA #TRUMP2020

and that's a good thing

I for one welcome our mole overlords.

/dixie/ is a neo-jeffersonian agaro-fascist manichaeist theocratic malarkeyarchy

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do mole people vote against their own self interests

>malarkeyarchy

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i only know ill vote against their interest
fuck mole people

mole people lack a "self"
they have a singular interest

>tiny brain
Trump, Biden

>big brain
the mole people

>galactic megabrain
the long-awaited second term of Jimmy Carter

really exceptional post

Feel like shit just want him back

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var is like the angry charlton heston of dixie. hes gunna fight one way or another.

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carter has far more important things to do, like closing shut the jaws of oblivion

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>TRANSCENDENT MULTIDIMENSIONAL GIGACONCIOUSNESS
George H. W. Bush achieves lichdom and defeats Trump in the 2020 Republican primary, Ted Cruz finally gets his delegates and somehow wins the 2016 Republican nomination; both do battle with Jimmy Carter, destroying Tokyo

>/dixie/ arriving at the bush, cruz, and carter showdown
youtu.be/l_MyUGq7pgs?t=86

if god didn't want poor people to be exploited why did he make them so stupid?

fancy footwork there

better question
why did he make them poor

good needs bad to exist, good allows bad to exist because it secures its existence

this is how rich people get jipped too

You mean like paying hundreds of millions of dollars to win American Samoa in the primary for the democrat primary?

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as an example, yes.

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at least bloomberg got something
steyer didn't get ANYTHING
npr.org/2020/01/17/797048821/new-figures-show-billionaire-candidates-spending-big-with-little-return

No, its 100000x as funny since he won fucking American Samoa as opposed to absolutely nothing.

hello i am here to make fun of orange man

also Bloomberg came in acting extremely cocky. Demanding other candidates drop out to make way for him, etc.

not a team player with that

i'm just glad bernie isn't going to get it

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can't wait to see where this black boomerjak thing is going

never seen this before

to the polls, since white college kids can't seem to

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I relapsed.

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Hopefully Bloomberg can still win

hopefully No one can still pull it off

hopefully we all die soon

It's not even 5pm yet, are we really already sadposting?

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yes

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>sadposting
yikes who do you think i am
fucking macon

c'est la vie

stop saying that
no one says that

I suppose it can't be helped

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alri now for funnyposting

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que sera sera

pretty sure thats not correct

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