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offer moral support

This is supposed to be the royal family of Punt. Look at how fucking weird the queen looks. She clearly has some sort of condition. It's actually grotesque. The Prince's name was apparently Pa-rehu. This culture, whatever it was, sounds fucking alien to anything in the Horn or Yemen. Were people fucking this thing?

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Dumb Antipodean

Run her fingernails over your back

On this day in British History

>1204 – The Siege of Château Gaillard ends in a French victory over King John of England, who loses control of Normandy to King Philip II Augustus.
>1665 – The first joint Secretary of the Royal Society, Henry Oldenburg, publishes the first issue of Philosophical Transactions of the Royal Society, the world's longest-running scientific journal
>1788 – The First Fleet arrives at Norfolk Island in order to found a convict settlement.
>1916 – World War I: British and German forces clash over one of the main craters created by underground explosives, known as the Triangle, in an attempt to regain control of the Hohenzollern redoubt.
>1943 – Wolrd War II: The Battle of Medenine is fought in Tunisia, resulting in a costly failure for the Axis. It was the last battle fought between Rommel and Montgomery in North Africa.
>1957 – Ghana declares Independence from the United Kingdom
>1984 – In the United Kingdom, a walkout at Cortonwood Colliery in Brampton Bierlow signals the start of a strike that lasted almost a year and involved the majority of the country's miners.
>1987 – The British ferry MS Herald of Free Enterprise capsizes in about 90 seconds, killing 193.
>1988 – Three IRA members are shot dead by SAS commandos in Gibraltar

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Corrrr she’s a fucking unit

CORR

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aussies are based, mikey is cringe

My IQ may linger in the double digits but my EQ is well into the triples

>1988 – Three IRA members are shot dead by SAS commandos in Gibraltar
based, fuck micks

If she did have some form of condition it seems strange they would draw her showing it. You sure she wasn’t just fat? That could easily have been a status symbol back then

Having a Punt

erectile qisfunction?

explain this, fags

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>As of 9am on 6 March 2020, 20,338 people have been tested in the UK, of which 20,175 were confirmed negative and 163 were confirmed as positive. One patient who tested positive for COVID-19 has died.

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think about chad

I wrote a popular post on reddit. Now all these dumbfucks are overflow my inbox with trite and inane replies.

oh like you're doing now?

Grim as fuck. Chap needs a shirt back and sides ASAP and put out marching around the houses. Silly mother rearing a half lad

Humiliate you about how small your cock is and tell you stories about other huge cocks she's taken

wank off her clit and play with her tits

>different site bad

A stout belly coupled with strong forearms are a surefire sign of regality, nobility and virility in a man.

yes

He mocked them, but in the end the other site WAS actually bad.

the Yas Forums response to this is always so cringe

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>Barratt New Build Homes
>Holidays in Spain, Greece, and Portugal(but never visiting the actual cultural places)
>Love Island(Deano and missus write RIP Caroline Flack on their social medias), The Undateables, X-Factor, Gogglebox, etc
>Nandos, Miller and Carter(Deano's idea of a posh date with the missus), a cheeky pint at weatherspoons on his lunch break
>The Wolf of Wallstreet(Deano's favourite films he likes using reaction images on Twitter)
>Rolex(on finance)
>Audi(on finance until he gets that Range Rover)

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i actually know 2 people who post on reddit irl

this but unironically

Business idea: make Indians illegal.

it's the posters who are bad

reddit may well be the pinnacle of internet culture however my humble brain can't comprehend how to actually use it so i wouldn't know

“huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?”

it’s a bit cringe but not as cringe as the original post tbf

deano wrote a book

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Had a few birthdays like that myself.

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If by cringe you mean BASED. Fucking reddit manchildren.

Never said it was bad. I just hate a lot of the users on there. They are too childish. Like tiny David Mitchells and Jon Richardsons.

>weatherspoons

to be fair these people were ordering chinese food
sounds like they got the authentic chinese experience

why did you copy my exact response to that image? odd

*flexes on you*

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sometimes i'll follow a google result to reddit and half the time it doesn't even load the whole page properly, don't understand what's going on anymore

Both posts are cringe, case closed.

seethe harder

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Half of those aren't too bad. Only a few have that real air of depression to them.

Post Indian sweeties

why does everyone always say this?
its not complicated mate

They did a redesign that is utter shit.
To use the old design prepend the url with "old.", like
>old.reddit.com/r/....

weed is the epitome of reddit

it's all cringe and posting this is cringe too

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>more than 40 new cases today
yikes it just keeps going up, NHS cannot handle this

wanna talk about it, champ?

It's not as bad as the media makes it out to be.

>saturday the 7th of march 2020

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went to walmart last night and there were plenty of masks, toilet paper, water
anyone want owt

you can treat it at home, the NHS shouldn't even involved

it handles highly contagious diseases every day mate.

wahey ahaha

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Not in the numbers we're going to see.

i tried to post on it once when /sp/ was down
created an account
posted something inflammatory about man u fans
no one responded
gave up
too hard
waiting for moot to fix /sp/

Maybe but I never celebrated my birthday with any other people than my parents and those really hit home.
Last birthday I didn't even bother having a cake or anything, don't think I got any presents either, which I'm ok with.

the media is downplaying the actual danger because it is affecting bergs stock market profits

i've been to a gym in central london every day for the last 2 weeks and nothing has happened to me

y-you're not wasting the y-year are you user?

how will we ever recover? with all of our affordable land

You fucking idiot do you have any idea how this virus even works?

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no it doesn't

the ides of march cometh

ah yes masks that will help

stupid chinese people

Adult me still spends the weekends wanking to porn... now I just add a small twist.
Tranny porn

>implying the media isn’t making it sound more dangerous than it is

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imagine if you could sort Yas Forums by controversial

EDIT: instead of just downvoting me why don't you try addressing my argument??

EDIT 2: SILVER AWARD BOOGALOO: Thanks for my first ever silver kind stranger I really needed this today

this is what my next birthday will look like
probably

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people cough and you catch it, then you might get pnuemonia and if you're 70+ that's a big problem. i don't have any old relatives and i've already survived pnuemonia as a child and it was very unpleasant but if it happens then it happens. i will still bet £100 that i don't get it though.

Yes it is.

Source: the media

i didn’t really do anything for my birthday other than go to a restaurant with my family too. but i made a normie friend who has the same birthday as me so i just go to his and do whatever he’s doing now.

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no, the media overplaying the actual danger caused flybe to go out of business yesterday

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hooked on Fox's double choc crunch creams tbqh

howl

grandpa died of pneumonia last year after travelling on cruise ship

hope their industry dies

>having a birthday cake
That’s for children

Alexa. Remilitarise the Rhineland.

>OH BOY IT'S MY BIRTHDAY CANT WAIT TO THROW A HUGE PARTY IT'S GONNA BE EPIIICCCCC!!!!

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awe-inspiring

so are fishfingers
still good though

i did cunnilingus on a girl at uni once and then the next day i went out and my face started itching and i was in pictures and i looked like this. i got some kind of infection from her vagina but i covered my face in sudocreme and it went away

just because you have no sense of tradition doesn't mean other people can't have traditions

is that the hebrides?

how is is the crusie ships fault you grandad had simp lungs

Grass is very very green. Very nice

My Gran is 93, doubt she would make it. Thankfully she lives in a small cottage in the countryside which she hardly ever leaves

Coughed in a box and mailed it to your gran.

grim

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>93
whats the point

Yeah, ok manchild

Where is this at

Yeah it really is just a normal day after all, but not doing anything for your birthday is a huge red flag for birds and Deanos.

Fair enough

>some wuhan tourist was in the Oz subway with almost 4k people
hmm yes I wonder why people like closed borders again

just to survive innit

do you reckon in six months there'll be dozens of us talking about our dead grandparents who died from corona?

Honestly reckon she will make it to 100, she’s still very mobile and completely with it in the head

my dad is 60 fucking hell

imagine saying birthday cake is for children and then making a post like this

The fuck...I used to have this image saved on my computer

It literally is. Do you still get Easter eggs aswell lad

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>you must be fun at parties

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state

mine's 67 and diabetic
worrisome certainly

who are you quoting?

In six months we'll be talking about all the dead friends we lost from corona you idiot. This isn't just a kill the eldery thing it's going to kill us all either directly or indirectly due to the huge social collaspe that's coming.
We are not prepared for this otherwise we would all be at home waiting for this to be contained but toilberg never prepared for this and is making sick delivery drivers and supermarket workers keep toiling on while people rush en masse to shops to pick up soap in a panic because facebook told them to.
we. are. dead.

play with the man's nipples

>“We closed it down...we stopped it”, says Trump of Coronavirus.

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Everything currently wrong with my life is attributable to my weak jawline and lack of a protruding chin.

muh-my name is is mikey and and and I like the g-*weird swallowing noise*-grass because it's vewy vewy um green and i-it's vewy.. nice

THAT WAS WORTH POSTING

how will she fare when a mob of starving city folk kick her door in because the virus hysteria turned a global economic blip into a recession, into shortages, into civil disorder, and finally into desperate anarchy?

a few millimetres of bone

Remember when WW3 was supposed to kill us all?

>cornonvirus is going to cause society to collapse
reckon you need to get off the internet mate

it was my dads birthday the other day and i sent him a card but then i licked the envelope and realised i might be carrying it and thought about how i could be inadvertently killing him so i went to the card shop and just nicked an envevlope from another card and put my card in that one instead and stuck it down with a pritt stick

howling at this

in total it absolutely does.
Flu, C Diff, MRSA. Hospitals are full of it and are handled very effectively.

West of Ireland

kek

smart move

thank you mikey

do people seriously think intelligent people aren't working on vaccines for COVID19? imagine the profit margins

>gf wants to hang out all weekend
>i'd rather only half of it
what does this mean?

seeing as she only lives 15 mins drive from my uncles farm how has a rifle and some shotguns I’m sure she will be fine

no i just post on /brit/ and coom

listening to nigga music

>Volkswagen

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looks nice

can't tell if this is a good chill thread or if I'm just drunk

aah yes that will come in 1~2 years
you can't just make a connoction and release it publically, there are months of human trials if you happen to even get it right the first time

nothing wrong with wanting some time to yourself. if she respects you she will understand.
try talking to her instead of anonymous virgin freaks on Yas Forums.

it will take months for that to make it to market though, and they're working faster than any other vaccine in history for it. corona will be irrelevant by the time it's done

it's a hopeless endeavor for the same reasons there were never any vaccines for sars or mers

Liked having a gf but I don’t miss gf toil one bit, the bint didn’t seem to understand that I only have 2 days off a week so would like a little free time every now and then

Chinas already testing on humans
Australia, Israel, California already testing on animals
If society really explodes theyd just release it

why can't both be true?

for me its flying lotus

gona pre-emptively off myself before the corona can

i hope if there is shtf scenario i get the virus and die early on instead of dying of starvation or something grim like that

dunno mate im not a logician

I gotta piss like a race horse

corona doesn't come in cans it comes in bottles

Gods own land aye

in my mouth please

Wouldn't mind if the gf got a gf, but I don't want her to get a bf. I'm a bit, as they say, 'racist'

Went a bit overboard last night - consumed 13 pints of Carlsberg Export then decided to get a taxi into town at about midnight. Luckily I couldn't find my wallet but I woke both my parents up clambering about trying to it. At that point I told them I was determined to go on a bender but luckily they talked me out of it.

Bit grim in retrospect.

Rorke imagining himself ruling the apocalyptic wastelands like a king Mad Max style when in reality he'd get his head kicked on the first day in for a packet of Mini Cheddars.

vaccines are piss easy to make
cut off a tiny bit of virus
wash it
stick it in a syringe
bosh
job done
simple as
what are they waiting for

>Chinas already testing on humans
This is going to increase the death numbers so much.

the kill would still be credited to the corona virus baka

i gotta shag a race horse

lots to unpack here
lots

Having a latte at costa by myself