>HALLO! ICH BIN HANS, FROM GERMANY. I AM 26 YEARS OLD! ICH WORK IN IT. I VERY MUCH LIKE TO PLAY ZE SIMULATIONEN GAMES WITH MY WIFE BRUNHILDE AT HOME, YAAAAH YA.
>WAT DO YOU MEAN? NO, I AM NOT SHOUTING !!!! NO NO I AM NOT ANGRY, WE JUST SPRACHE LIKE ZIS!
absolute cringe
Italy? More like Shitaly lmao
based
Spot on actually.
Very accurate
Based but I do really like Germans
seethe
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Sure whatever.
Ich bin der Chefmeister
haha they really do
twitter.com
>german people (alsacian)
>BRUNHILDE
Hahaha where the fuck did you get that name from?
Also
>Italian
>complaining about anyone being loud
You're the loudest cunts in Europe.
>The absolute state of German "people"
brunhilde is the prototypical female german name
hermann is the male one
He was watching django unchained last night
>You're the loudest cunts in Europe.
Yes.
I've literally never met or read about a single person named Brunhilde. Sounds like something from a nordic saga.
>french language
yikes, I prefer german at this point
>where the fuck did you get that name from?
Your sister
what is the typical female german name? Hanna?
le angry german hollywood meme
Heidi
lmao, do they really?
Aisha Abdul
>Germ man
Mohhameda
LA CREATURA...
They always sound like they're preparing a genocide that's true
I'd slap my mom if she gave my sister such a shit name.
Depends on the age group.
60-80: stuff like Rosemarie, Renate, Helga, Ingrid etc
40-60: Sabine, Petra, Claudia, Silvia, Heike etc.
20-40: Julia, Stefanie, Jennifer, Melanie, Laura
Zoomers: Anna, Lena, Lara, Emma, Lillie, Mia
God zoomer names are so shit. They rarely have more than 4 letters for some reason. Anyway you see our names got a lot less germanic over time.
You can check out this list if you want beliebte-vornamen.de
No. 80 years ago maybe.
...
why can i hear this as i read?
>our names got a lot less germanic over time.
This is the worst part. Why did Germans stop using cool Germanic names?
Probably because of fuckers like OP making fun of our names :^)
The stereotypical German voice in my head sounds more like a faggot, not very loud.
hello Ingrid, could you be my gf?
>WORK IN IT.
Doesn't fit. Maybe naval or auto engineering?
All of Europe stopped using traditional names in favor of short biblical ones
I actually have a rather old-fashioned name for my age. I've only met people around 50 who have the same name as I do (I'm 28). I'm not a grill, though, sorry Giuseppe.
how can we ever recover Yas Forums?
There should be a refugee simulator game. You start off in Iraq, have to travel across Turkey and Balkans dodging bullets and in the end marry a German woman.
Glad he turned out okay
isnt the most common name for newborns in germany mohamed?
they are just passionate
>brunhilde is the prototypical female german name
wrong. that would be hildegard or adelheid.
No. It was in the top 10 of names in Berlin once.
beliebte-vornamen.de
that was england, hajrudin.
They're Americans. Say hello to little Fynn von Gruber.
Make it a hentai game where you rape your way across Europe starting in the harder maps in Greece, Hungary, Austria, and then work your way to Germany in the end game where nobody stops you.
ALMOST THERE
Emma and Karl a GOAT
Fucking kek
Fynn is an American name? I thought it was Scandinavian or some bullshit
finn's an irish name, ya dolt.
Aisha
Aisha
The male names are getting more french. Not a single one is american.
1940 Adolf not even in the top 10, fake and gay
kek
also memories
the first series when he was a kid were so good
then they fucked up
also gwen
A male name like Andrea, lol
Passionate about starting wars and murdering women and children
heido
lol come on, ask your grandma how we treated women