"First worlds"

Things are different in the tropics

>I never understood the point of wiping your ass
FUCKING DISGUSTING, MAN
is that what spaniard girls have to deal with? fucking sorry to them

ever heard of hygiene?
>imagine the finn smell

Same but only in the summer. In the Winter once a day is fine.

I don't get the toilet hoses. Do you fucking spray shit water all over the bowl? Disgusting.
After I shit I either sit in the sink and wash my ass with soap or squat in the tub and wash my ass with soap.

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It's because our diets are bad now. All the greasy garbage we eat and not enough fiber makes our shit smeary.

If you have a good diet with lots of fiber, natural food and little fat and sugar, you'll pretty much never have to wipe your ass.

Retard, you don't over it, you spray UNDER it and your anus.
Dumb mutt

Actually you wipe, THEN you wash your ass.Savage.

guess it's that. our food habits are excellent. that's why we're near japan in terms of lifespan despite being spain

wrong, indians actually wipe their ass with their left hand because they're gross subhumans

So you reach your hand into the shit bowl and spray ass water all over the inside of the bowl? Do you know how vile cleaning under the lip of the toilet bowl and seat is? I can't imagine how much worse it would be being pelted with shit liquid every day.

A regular bidet (or that freak of nature toilet with a hose) has only one function and that is to wash your ass and not collapse the sink or have to jump in the tub.

The hose sprays clean water. The shit water goes down the drain. Americans can't really be this thick.

It ain't clean when it comes into contact with your ass.

THis is exactly what i do.

When I lived in Mississippi for a summer, I would shower at least 2 times a day. Maximum humidity combined with 30C+ temps makes everyone disgusting.
Here in the UK you really don't need to shower more than once a day unless you're doing dirty work. You simply don't sweat. I shower first thing in the morning to wake up and degrease my post-sleep skin.

Bidets are very common here.

>its disgusting to wash your ass
>but not to wipe it with paper smearing shit all over in the process
if there's one thing the meds and middle east did right, its the bidet and hose thing

yes, but increasing fibre and lowering fat wont make it better.

as common as unused

No, those are just factors. You just generally need a good diet. Keto is ideal if you want to shit well.

i barely need to wipe, i eat so healthy the shitsausage just slides out of my ass and its almost self cleaning

dont blame others for your shit diet where your shit is like a tsunami

>clean water comes out of the hose
>hits your ass and removes shit with the help of your hands and soap
>shit soap water falls into the bowl
>flush
>wash hands
It's the same thing you said you do except you don't need to jump in a tub or sit on your sink.

My ass is cleaner than the hosecucks, I use soap and don't spray my hands and toilet lid with shit sprinkles.

ignore the sandmonkeys and alike, its unhygenic

this is actual bidet
hogyankell.hu/Használni_a_bidét

We muslims wash our arse with our left hand, as our religion requires.

Most of you use a water bottle because you can't afford a bidet

Have you ever wiped up a mess on the table with a paper tower?
If you eat remotely healthy, a simple wipe is enough to ensure your butthole is clean.
If you eat trash and thus have a nasty smear spray shit, you give a few dry wipes, and then wet the toilet paper to clean up the rest.

Manually spraying your butthole with water will result in thousands of tiny poo water droplets going all over the place, including your hand. The only acceptable bidets are the ones where you just push a button and don't have to move.

If it is a wet shit I just put my ass over the sink and wash it with soap and hand, then i wipe with toilet paper.
If it's dry, easy shit then just a wipe with toilet paper is enough

>sit in the sink
>squat in the tub
Just fucking take a shower holy shit.
Imagine washing your hands in the same sink that someone shoved their ass in.

The hose is just a worse bidet. Stop being a savage. Think about how germy and filthy that whole set up is.

So you basically smear shit all over your sink.
Just buy a bidet, you can get one installed for around €300 so you can avoid brushing your teeth in the same place you wash your ass.

nah mate there is usually one or small grains here and there on the sink, and I just wash it off and I usually clean with soap afterwards, but usually just hot water is enough.

That's what sink is for, to catch all the unclean stuff and drain it down..
Why should I spend 300eur for some crap, that's gonna take up some space while sink fulfills the same function as a bidet.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

>Do white people really?
I've lived in the US, Canada, the UK, and been to many western european countries, and have never heard anyone talk about putting their ass into a sink until now.
I always assumed that if people like having their ass blasted by water, they spend the $200 or whatever and buy a bidet.

>sit in the sink
Bro you brush your fucking teeth at the sink, why would you wash your shit-smeared ass there

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I don't get that hose stuff. Is that installed only in a private house, or public places like shopping mall or office? Wonder it's dirty to grab it?
I use modern "washlet" that automatically showers my dirty ass while I am sitting, or a traditional squatting toilet.

Just don’t eat spicy shit liquidifying meals and you’ll not need to shower cause you’ll shit brick
Tada !

For a country that have alot of high teach shit, why the fuck do you guys still using those old ass stuff

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I don't wipe my ass and I don't use bidet cause I want to smell like a MAN, not a fucking faggot

Good old ass stuffs remain simply because that's good. You can wipe your ass more efficiently.
Sadly I heard young people cannt use that nowadays because it's endangering.

good job you have now contanimated the shower with your poop
so every time you take a shower you actually spray yourself with poop bacteria
literally shitskin :DDDDD

me? i'm a %90 cacao chad

well a invalid def cannot use this crapper

I shower after I shit

this. eat moar fiber

should only take you a few wipes to clean everything up

>after a poop so i usually poop before showering
I see.
Do you do a shower with the smell?

>tfw i use bidet and wipe my ass with tissue to dry it

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in italy literally everyone wipes AND uses a bidet, guess we're the only ones in the west?

I only shower 1-2 times a week and I take a shit at least once a day only using toilet paper

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dios mio...

Us too. Bidets are the future.

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>take a shit in the designated shitting street
>go home
>wipe your ass
>use the bidet
Is this how you do it?