O-only us Italians actively doing coronavirus checks, other dishonest european countries just burying everything...

O-only us Italians actively doing coronavirus checks, other dishonest european countries just burying everything, even though millions are already infected!!! L-luckily here in Italy we blessed with honest, transparent government and media.

More checks equals more cases, t-that explains 100% why we have so many! (officially…) Also the virus 100% spread from Germany since they had the first confirmed case. COVID was in Germany since December at the very least.

Attached: photo_2020-03-06_09-10-26.jpg (800x600, 46.71K)

Other urls found in this thread:

nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2001468
twitter.com/SFWRedditGifs

Go back to cleaning plates, Salvatore.

You can be mad all you want, virus doesn't care for that
See (You) in a week or two when the dead in the UK will have skyrocketed

shut up coronavirus

>ayyyy ohhhhhhh a bada binga bing bong ding dong ooga booga nigga tony gabagool spagehtti eh pasta fasul

Attached: 1581070097573.png (800x600, 131.58K)

Like 85% of all cases here have a direct link to Italy
These people should be treated like a health hazard like we do with rabid dogs or chickens that have the flu

I'm coming to your country next month. I'll be sure to coof in every public transport and on every parked bike saddle I see

You're not going anywhere and by that time you people aren't allowed to leave shitaly

The death rate of the virus in Italy, demonstrates that Italians are a third world country, worse than even Iran

The epidemic in Europe has been brought by a Bavarian man

Yeah sure read

Yeah it's all Italy here. How the fuck did you so*uthoids spread this so quickly? Imagine you're a Swede on vacation and somehow run into the 0.01% of the population that has the corona virus. Do you just go around and cough on people?

this but unironically

Attached: well said.png (330x360, 9.56K)

My thoughts exactly. Supposed they had like 200 cases, 160 of which in some tiny villages in Milan area yet every person that got back from Italy and every Italian they tested started coofing.

They are full of shit

You had the chance to firebomb everything south of the alps but you missed your opportunity to contain it. Europe's demise is on your hands

Attached: 1577624667798.jpg (400x396, 15.1K)

Read some scientific papers, implying they teach you to read in the brothel where you live

It spreads fast in italy because of french kisses

Yeah I'm totally going to read some scientific block note written by Gianluigi di Mare about how it wasn't Italy's fault Europe is dealing with an epidemic

We've got over 80 cases from people who were just visiting Italy. It's like everyone who went there got infected. It doesn't add up.

And cases are centered around Lombardy where Italians boast as being on par with Ile-de-France or London.

If the virus have spread in poor regions like Sicily or Puglia it would have been like a 21C black death

CORONAVIRUS IS SPREADING SO FAST IN ITALY BECAUSE ALL THE MEN ARE TONGUE KISSING AND HAVING SEX WITH EACH OTHER

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IS THERE MORE PATHETIC COUNTRY THAN ITALIA? HAHAHAHAHA

An average italian fucked more of your conationals than you ever will.

They have now begun hunting for people who have been to Italy and checking Italians coming here which causes our numbers to explode at the moment.
Hell at Schiphol they caught a few Italians in transition to another country and even they were carrying the virus

I laugh at the average Dutch poster, their brains can only process mangas :)

nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJMc2001468

We honestly should be thanking the italians.
Coronavirus is going to come and remove tons of boomers from Europe, freeing up massive amounts of wealth and power.

Attached: Coronavirus Testing Criteria and Numbers by Country - Worldometer.png (618x423, 12.11K)

>Have sore throat and fever
>It's been like this for three days now

Why do Italians and Chinese hate me so?

Attached: chingchongpepe.jpg (240x232, 6.67K)

Every country in Europe and even beyond is reporting patient zeros from Italy. You people have infected over 10 countries by now. China couldn't even do 8

Shut up zhang, you condemned the whole fucking planet

How many tests in Holland?

They've began testing Italian nationals living here so expect a lot by the end of the day

this if you don't tongue kiss your friends/family it's seen as an extremely rude sign here

Yep, 80 of our 100 infected is because tourism in Italy

Why only Italians are tested? The infection is already widespread, and Italy wasn't even the first country to get it.

Turn off that proxy Xin

To be honest it's spreading too slow

Stop spreading diseases Gianluigi
Because you people are the ones bringing the disease everywhere. They just send people to the houses of Italian nationals and have them tested. In case of a positive they have to report to some place where they will be bussed away to a military base for quarantine

It's 75 out of 86 here. Really staggering how badly infected Italy must be

>Because you people are the ones bringing the disease everywhere.

If you test only italians then of course only us will be found positive. In Italy the infection came from Germany.

Once again they don't even have to test you people it's like a 90% succes rate

Of course, they got the infection in your country

This
Dutch are all fucking ill

>n-no u!!
You think all those Italians also got it in Sweden and Norway where they are spreading it right now?

Shitalian right wingers were right about one thing, the EU is a gigantic mistake, allowing you people to roam around freely infecting hard working God fearing countries

How racist of you. Our government has decided to embrace the progressive new Italian plague with open arms. Once a vaccine is created, they'll forcibly inject into us. I, for one, can't wait to die for Italy's mistakes.

no tests on locals - no locals infected
t. north europe

Shit is hitting the fan anyway, one deputy of the french gov is already in intensive care.

>one deputy of the french gov is already in intensive care.
All according to plan, MUHAHAHAHA

>You think all those Italians also got it in Sweden and Norway where they are spreading it right now?

Yes, since you just stated that no tests are being made in Holland and the infection is not fought by any means.

>can't wait to die for Italy's mistakes.
You will die because your gov is doing nothing to stop the infection.

We've performed over a hundred test on Dutch people before the first positive came in from Italy.

>med bvlls infecting the Eternal ang*o with the plague

Sounds based desu, keep up the good work.

no you haven't, stop lying zhang

please relax, giuseppe
stress will only worsen the condition

While they put their heads in the sand we're keeping our terrone population safe and healthy.
The MED BVLL will rule Europe again.

Attached: bvll.jpg (965x1024, 185.53K)

>tfw no gf
>tfw no job
>tfw no friends
>tfw no social life
>tfw isolated from the outside world
Who's laughing now?

you're still an incel

My parents unironically believe this lmao

obviously they started testing after another Euro country had an outbreak so to blame it. Standard dutchy/nordy practice, despite receiving the sauce straight in the throat from master Xi

>even if the entire world gets infected only a couple of percent will die
why couldnt this be the normalfag armageddon

Attached: 1427001948623-1.png (358x398, 147.45K)

We haven't had Chinese people coming here for over a month and didn't have an infection for over a week after the travel ban. Only when shitalians for unknown reasons started to flee Italy like rats from a sinking ship we saw an explosion of cases here

hello Xi, another slow day?

yeah sure, biggest hub in Europe for import/export from China, has any kind of people walking around and you want us to believe your lies, tall jew.
I hope the gates flood you out

You can Zhang and lie all you want but you will attone for your sins, plaguebringer

>infection born in china
>first cases in Germany
>IT'S ITALY FAULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Attached: ma che dici.gif (400x226, 2.37M)

It's a start

>infection born in china
>EU first cases located in Germany
>italian cases linked to first cases in germany, scientits say

Attached: 2+2.gif (450x253, 1.81M)

va fan'culo

What are the requirments for you to be tested for corona in Italy? I'm feeling quite sick myself right now but in Sweden you can have all the symptons but they won't test you unless you've been to China, South Korea or certain regions in Italy

corona symptoms down to the A
I just recovered from a pneuomina and they didn't test me because I had no troubles breathing

>I'm feeling quite sick myself
goodbye user