/brit/

grapefruit technique

A heart that's full up like a landfill
A job that slowly kills you
Bruises that won't heal
You look so tired, unhappy
Bring down the government
They don't, they don't speak for us
I'll take a quiet life
A handshake of carbon monoxide

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hmmm ah yes, the chinese

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How many /eire/s have there been today? 0? Because you're all obsessed with Britain and exclusively post here? We won't be paying rent on NIreland either lad.

Yeah, the Irish police could round up loyalist paramilitaries in one week. You’re conveniently forgetting that loyalists are totally incompetent.

state you've been here all day and that you're keeping track

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mad how things don't really change

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people said the same thing about electric cars ever since the G Whiz too mate what's your point? it takes time

Cope

*no one - literally not a single soul*

>"FEKKIN BRITS RENT FREE POTATOES AY BEGORAAHHH GAY PAKI PM IS WHAT ME COLLINS WUD WANT EH"

says the man that voluntarily spends his time in a thread called /brit/

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one time you guys bought it up, the other a british flag bought it up

Ngl that med looking Aussie poster is ridiculously fit, fucking 10/10
Just a shame he's a sex addict with a bad personality.

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Mad how space travel will only be possible for the next hundred years before all the space junk creates an impenetrable field and blots out the sun.

the gf

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Absolutely scratching my head at the prospect of someone who isn't British deliberately and repeatedly posting in a thread specifically dedicated to Britain and British culture

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BLAST OFF
all over your face

pics

>the Irish police could round up loyalist paramilitaries in one week
Nice dream, there will be bombs in every irish home, every irish child will face the loyalist barrel, every irish man will have a bullet in his kneecap and every irish women will weep for the days when the British Military protected them

turtle is a fucking nonce runtoid freak

Americans and Canadians have:
>never had a roast dinner
>never had fish and chips
>never played cricket
>never listened to s club 7 or steps
>never had a sausage roll
>never been to a primary school disco

The United Kingdom of Great Britain, Ulster, Wight, Angelsey, the Isles, Scily, Gibralter and the Falklands.

oppa gangnam stlye

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alri turt

It’s not that baffling if you have more than a couple brain cells. What was it like going to school on the special bus? Poor little kid.

hate HATE hate when girls do that v thing with thongs etc.. its fucking disgusting, it genuinely makes them look stupid. Just wear it fucking normally ffs

its hot as fuck

Asked my ex-gf to block me. I think it's finally over. Feel like shit but it's the absolute best outcome for me. Feel like shit to say the least

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>2
>2
You from Norfolk or something.

>never been to a primary school disco
Mum wouldn't let me go to any.

Mate, fuck off with your reddit zoomer memes

wrong
wrong
true
true
wrong
wrong

have done all of those things many times

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Cringe roleplay. Every piece of historical evidence would suggest that we needn’t have anything to worry about from the hands of incompetent loyalists.

hello based department?

t. virgin freak coomer

USA vs England in the dyke's football match. Hope one of our brave lasses two-foots that bint who mocked us with the tea celebration

>wah wah panels wah

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seaside is moving to poundbury

Clearly not true since Loyalists made you quiver in your boots for 3 decades

ah yes casual racism

fucking lol

>>never been to a primary school disco
forgot how shit they were

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IRELAND BABY WE DID IT

The taigs are literally going to kill us all and you english bastards are just going to let it happen.

>never had a roast dinner
had at least a few a month
>never had fish and chip
is a delicacy in my province
>never played cricket
neither have you
>never listened to s club 7 or steps
who?
>never had a sausage roll
not yet
>never been to a primary school disco
sounds noncy

doing those things on holiday in the UK doesn't count

90% of female athletes in team sports are dykes

she's not so bad, least she's fit
worst one is that dyke with the pink hair
rapebaby or summat

hoisted by your own petard

lets see her lad

going to a primary school disco tonite

Why are red, white and blue the pan-Slavic colours when every country in Europe has at least one of those colours on their flag?

Women's football is genuinely better.

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That's hubris, there are capable people on the unionist side.

don't care what they eat, just kill it quick and cook it right

Please stop, you’re making me laugh.

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the chinese are more racist towards western people than we are towards them, leftypol.

never been to the uk

how come girls are allowed to be sex addicts but men arent

How is that gonna happen, the irish are a runtoid freak race of 4 foot gingers, you could probably conscript all females and still wage a succesful gueruilla campagin against the irish

post her chebs that'll help you get over it

Oh no no no. This nigga just admitted to never eating a sausage roll. Let me guess, this nigga never ate beans on toast aswell lmaooo

just saw the yanks have a player wearing #9 in the midfield 3
pissed me off

Every Tesla starts in the Congo

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Russia's flag innit.
The only slavs that ever accomplished anything.

dangerous and downright stupid post

Lancaster? AS IF

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