/brit/

Is there a joke I'm missing or is this just a random picture?

you'd be a Dalit in India

Seriously though how do I convince my friends to go to places like India or Asia?
Would solo travel but I think it would be far less enjoyable

whats a good computer monitor with no bezel?
maybe a slight curve

she makes earns money for making this shit than anyone in this thread earns for sitting at their toil desk all day

You’re a pooskin in England

You know what I mean mate, I’ve been to a lot of European countries, but I’m tired of Europe. Just want to go further afield, I don’t know anyone else who wants to do that though

mostly yes
only exciting parts of Europe are Eastern Europe
>i went CLUBBING in Berlin/Amsterdam, it was great!!
could just do that in London or Manchester though couldn't you? it's very unimaginative and dull

Is google broken retard

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shall be visiting the local jb hi fi establishment this arvo

We now know that there was no way to perform a blood transfusion safely prior to Karl Landsteiner’s discovery of blood types in 1900–01. Mixing blood from two non-compatible blood types causes an immune response that can be fatal.

its just a random picture of my tv

*coofs in indian*
Say goobye to 5% of your population hoo hoo haha

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dont trust google or anything on those sites
i trust you lads because you wouldnt lie to me

who /prostitutes/ here?

people must have gotten it right sometimes

screeching

>hurr durr its just a random picture
Fuck off chink shill theres obviously meaning to it

Certainly not in Manchester, no. London perhaps, but its definitely different in Berlin.

If you think the only things of interest in the continent of Europe are cliched club destinations then i'm afraid there's no hope for you.

Luv a big eater

This is exactly my thoughts, don’t get me wrong really enjoyed those trips especially Budapest, I just wish I had friends who would want to go to India or Cambodia or something with me.
Don’t really want to go alone but I might have to at this rate

brown hands
only white people who like india are dirty hippies

Me? I'm waiting until marriage.

ok

Bet he was mengele'ing people behind closed doors

you stinky prostitute
you foul venereal street walking whore

eventually

british food is low quality and unhealthy

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Any of you lads ever been on a narrow boat?

I had NO SEX EVERY DAY for 25 YEARS!!

i'll go with you lad

Save slag pics and forget about them, it's all about collection now

>the colombian lesbian is here

you ever solo traveled before? its actually pretty good

That's not me! That's them!

SLAAAAAAAAAGS

Trouble with Berlin is you often have to know some Germans to get you into the really good places

personally?
i love a good hymn
'ate pagans

Hiiii

Get your mutt off me, ya dang feline

pretty much same
i see a slag and I feel the need to save it

A list of people I hope get a dose of coronavirus

Piers Morgan
Gordon Ramsey
Robbie Williams
Jeremy Hunt

New goal mother of my children

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any /boozenightcap/ man in??

Not me mate it's a meme from the last thread about the mick.

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Awww hes so cute
Still a dog person cause cats on the kitchen counters is grim but they are adorable

incredibly misandristic

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Me? I'll find my wife in the house of the Lord

what in the fuck?

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Wish i was a columbian lesbian

*sparks up a zoot*
*takes two puffs and passes it to rorke*

>g*rmany tried to destroy your country many times
>still go there on holiday
Why are euros like this?

would LOVE to heem her

>have to know some Germans
grim

I saw that coming

Trouble with all of these foreign places are they’re populated by foreigners. Ideally there should be Irish, Scottish, Welsh and English populating them. Then they’d be worth visiting

Just the 3 double vodka oranges for me tonight! Time to get #Peeve'd

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heheh

/brit/ trip to India 2020 lmao, Yas Forums actually did a Thailand trip last year
Na never, wouldn’t be adverse to it, it’s just I don’t see how things like going on a night out alone would work. Love hitting up the nightlife when abroad

They believe forgiveness is enlightened, punishment is primitive and internationalism is inevitable

delete the whole thing
you'll get a genuine high off it

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looks like the silhouette of le happy merchant rubbing his hands from the thumbnail

was 'booze' really necessary? What other nightcaps are there? inb4 the hat

can't imagine why you'd go somewhere just to go clubbing.
>oh we got this really cool dj playing mix of syth-techno-grime edm
fuck off
just put on some r'n'b/hip hop from the early 2000's and let me get wasted, some flashing lights, slags and that's all you need.

>destroy
just classic euro banter

She's a big girl

>leftist
>imperialist
hmm...

Ever feel such a crushing sense of dread from working like it feels like I'm a formless weightless little cretin every time think about the 'chain of command' above me and how no matter how high you climb there's always someone above you how the fuck do I become my own boss I'm sick of answering to someone

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why aren't either of them wearing shoes?

rorke is attempting to escape his enclosure
i repeat
rorke is attempting to escape his enclosure

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We are the cheeky girls, we are the cheeky girls

just like all religions for the music, literature, and art they bring
consider myself an esoteric occultist orthodox-sufi-talmudic-catholic-buddhist-shia-hindu-druid-anglican-atenist-gnostic-zoroastiran-apollonian-mormon fundamentalist.

hostel bars mate you'll be sorted

yeah go on
i'll get my Overseas Citizenship of India sorted so I don't need a visa

>delete the whole thing
>you'll get a genuine high off it

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>5'10+
So there is hope for manlets after all

The Govt is currently spending approx £6 billion of public money on the refurbishment of parliamentary palaces and the monarchy's mansions, no extra money for public healthcare tho i'm afraid.

mormons are cringe

knew some nob was gonna post an apu with a night cap on

>5'8
IT'S OVER

that’s not all you do you mong, it’s just something to do in the evening, you have all day to visit the sites etc

Probably Florida somewhere
No humans live in Florida
Just ambulatory blobs who shuffle from their cars to food dispensaries

for me its trees of the field

yanks wouldn't know the first thing about rorke

yeah stick to vodka revs you dismal runt

Josef Mengele ASMR

Yeah what the nhs needs is more money blindly being thrown at it lol

Visit what sites? Why would you want to see some foreign shite for

love Berlin, me

Good lad

coom on

fuck off you gypsy

And a nice wee MPs pay rise at almost double the rate of inflation.

>18yo non-verbal, wheelchair-bound, fragile-boned, ventilated girl on this hospital programme
what's the point?

Reminder that ASMR causes you to develop schizophrenia.

>seeing the sites
woah a heckin cathedral! basederino!

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Am I wrong though? Tourism is top level comsoomerism

Destination Unknown

It's /brit/ culture, it'll be a dishonour

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i've asked for slags
WHERE ARE THE SLAGS

were you the one who posted the ol' 100th

That'd be an easy kill.

no NO NO NOOOOOO

got a 2k bonus this month lads
what shall I spend it on?

Link?

chang

bf is asleep i get to go wild (within reason)
youtu.be/EnjtQQQaDKo?t=81

what you talking about i dont have any saved to delete because im not a freak
>"getting a high" from deleting pictures of women you saved off the internet
how many fedoras do you own lad

porn subscriptions

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whenever say to anyone on this site that you don't really give a shit about nationalism. they always start going on rants about how you're wrong. but they never really give any actual reasons other muh feelings.

You're an absolute retard.

Bang it on a horse

me haha

I put my 4k bonus into equities

Sight seeing is such a retard normie waste of time that nobody really enjoys but just believes they’re meant to do for social credit

Only sights I like seeing is the queens head and a nice bit of female English arse. Simple as. You psueds can neck yourselves

I wish there was a stronger version of the word "cringe" so I could express myself

>that look at 2 secs
Howling

good shout, considering this but I'd need to book holidays as well

nah

yeah what a boring old fart you must be

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bet he has a below average wilhelm

Gunna have to give some context and learn English before i understand what the fuck you’re on about you freak

A new backpack

Not doing much for the rep of the travelling community there Mikey la'

its actually none of your business

Old Lizzy is peng

there's a famous fable to describe neeks like you

Legitimately shocked that didnt end with the queens head on a stick and that you dont like chebs

cans of food, and lots of bleach

cunts need to learn early that if they act like sluts they get raped

Wasn't me, cuz

girl who used to be my gf when i was like 14 is a total slag with an onlyfans now