FUCK THIS DOGSHIT

Life is already fucking hectic. Go to fucking shitty uni, eat shitty lunch, study shitty course books, eat shitty dinner, have to share room with nigger roommates. I hardly get any time to myself. Do you think I like going to the shitty campus communal bathroom? Defecating shouldn't be fucking stressful.

>at home
Western toilet with a shower for maximum comfort
>public
Urinals and squat toilets to minimise contact

Can this setup the trumped?

while the more "natural" position may have some merit to it, your diet matters more. with healthy diet the poop comes out fast and effortlessly regardless of your position.

You sound like those miserable faggots who hate their own country and worship a piece of shit just as long as it has a foreign brand logo

Fuck off

doesn't all the pee go on the floor in front of it when you shit and pee comes out?

Cerrá el orto vos, virgo

never seen it.

I don't hate everything but caveman shit like fucking squat toilets need to go. Sitting toilets are a fucking normal thing now, Arabs got rid of their squat bullshit, why can't dumbasses here do it too?

t. fat ass, post body

But why do you hate your own food and books?

You aim your piss at the curved opposite end of the """toilet""". Obviously it splashes everywhere though.

Can't argue with that desu
t. had a scat fetish in my teens

>using communal toilets
Yikes

I live on uni campus, here they cook the same shit every day, no variety. And the books I read are American.

does it flush or do you shovel the poop into the hole or out into a garbage can?

some of them flush, some don't, most are connected to the drainage system tho...the one I use you have to wash down the poop so it goes into the hole...if the poop is too hard you have to manually push it in haha...you could squat over the hole but then there is danger of poopwater splashing back...

>DUUUDE squat shit lmao

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Ok, sorry for my rude comment earlier.

I had to shit on these in algeria for 2 weeks (then my family finally decided to get normal toilets) . You can put a little stool in front of the hole and "sit" on it with your thighs and ur asshole will be over the hole, it almost feels civilised.

Pic related, i'm bad at explaining

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that looks like it hurts like hell, probably easier to just squat

the thing that fucking sucks is that retards here expect you to fucking tie your clothes and fucking hold your pants up to shit
no fucking hooks to hang your clothes

fucking nazi why do a salute while shitting

The blue thing is the shitting stool that i bought at the market for the equivalent of 3 euros. Also i had to buy toilet paper and carry it around if i needed to shit bc most public bathrooms only have a little bottle of water that everyone is supposed to wash their ass with.

No, it's a little plastic stool, it wasn't right under my knees i just suck at drawing. Only my ass was sticking out of the stool.

I didn't know where to put the arm, but i actually shidded like that first few times bc i was scared of falling into my own poop

Why use toilet paper? The bottle of water is actually better. Its weird if you've never done it before but how the fuck do you feel clean with just paper?

What happens if you don’t tie or hang them? Does the poop hit your clothes when you shit violently?

>bottle of water
You can’t be serious..

Probably, I've never tried it, I always just take all my clothes (except undies) off and stash them outside the bathroom before using it

I want this. I actually squat sitting on the rim of my toilet.

bottle of water in right hand, pour it over your genitals and aim at the anus, gently rub with your left hand and clean all the poop. your anus will be squeaky clean
>omg i touched poop
yeah i know its disgusting at first but you get used to it and you're gonna clean up with soap anyways

I always do shit in the morning right before taking a shower

Other people have put that bottle near their ass, it bothers me, i also don't want to touch shit.

I wash after wiping and i almost always shit at home, in the dire situations where i have to shit in public bathrooms i try to get the paper a little wet, usually there's a sink in the same room so it's not a problem

sometimes it's one of these

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The fact that wherever you reside has no actual and proper faculty for cleaning your ass shows that this place is frequented by individuals of lower social-economic status or of rustic backgrounds.

Imagine slipping...

That's what i was afraid of and why i used the stool. The hole isn't that wide btw lol, if you slip u just fall ass first into ur own poop

>>hurr its better cuz its more natural!!
>NO. FUCK YOU. WHITE HIPSTERS AND "TRADITIONAL" 3RD WORLDERS WHO DEFEND THIS SHIT ARE SCUM. JUST ADMIT THAT COMFY WHITE MAN'S TOILETS ARE BETTER. FUCK THIS CANCER SQUAT BULLSHIT. WHERE DO I PUT MY FUCKING CLOTHES? WHAT HAPPENS WHEN I GET OLD OR SICK AND I CANT SQUAT OVER A HOLE IN THE FUCKING GROUND LIKE A CAVEMAN? FUCKING HATE THIS HORSESHIT

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russians wont slip since they can balance their slavsquat

it's wh*te pypo that cant squat who have a problem with turkish toilets

>had a fetish

Wait, they can go away?

do you know:
all over the UK in public toilets we have these signs, usually with hindi/arabic writing on them, kindly letting the brown ""people""" know how to use the toilet

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Only Asians and Slavs can use these, because they can do those stable heel-on-the-ground squats.

Most other people would probably fall.

this

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Bro... that's gay...

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Based

I'll won't shake hands with muslims ever again

They fucking berate us for being unclean while rubbing their poopy ass barehanded everytime they shit, wtf?

changed my goddamn life

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>pour it over your genitals
are you a girl or are you telling me you pour water all over your balls lmao

You don't need a stool desu just lift your legs a bit

so your arse remains poostained for your entire life?

do you even wash your arse when you shower???

do you only have a left hand?

Yes, in the shower. Not in some random restaurant or whatever jesus christ.

Its not gay its your own body
modern muslims use bidets
you can use a glove but in pakistan and india everyone does it barehanded its normal
over your balls

but you literally clean your hand the same way in the restaurant as you do when you shower

or wait, dont tell me you dont wash your hands properly

Of course I do mr poopy nails.