/brit/

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*aerial camera shot panning down to me walking through an empty city*

*Record Scratch*

*Freeze Frame*

Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation

*this song starts playing*
youtu.be/bbr60I0u2Ng

First confirmed Corona fatality in the UK

twitter.com/SpokespersonCHN/status/1232496824734236673
Thank you based PRC!

Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of political science?

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This may be controversial but they’re some of the best posters you can find

M M M MY CORONAAA

Cringe

frog woman

hold on lads... I think /éire/ are about to have their hourly post

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every single person on earth is going to be dead or critically ill by the end of march, and theres not a thing you or anyone can do about it
i know this is a cliche, but this is genuinely the end of the world as we have known it

the universe is too big
there is too much of it
youtu.be/MBRqu0YOH14?t=19

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Yeah the actual irish are alright the ira larpers threatening to kill kids because someone mentioned a bridge are cringe but its Yas Forums afterall
Genuinely believe the irish are the most americanised of the former and current colonies

How will the BBC cope, lads?

>New UK Culture Secretary Oliver Dowden has said the BBC needs to do more to reflect the country's "genuine diversity of thought and experience".
bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-51749792

The daughter would be peng if she wasn't a freak

yes thank you china for causing one of the globes worst pandemics for 60 years

>your general on Yas Forums's international post doesn't have enough posters

Is this what passes as banter now? Good lord.

Seethe on seethers

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Hello irish larper forced to post under a british flag

Better than the constant stream of drivel sharted out by you monkeys

No that would be Australia or monkey island

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Are you suggesting that because it’s not w worldrecord or first time occurance that it’s meaningless despite the loss of 1000s of lives, potentially hundreds of thousands in the future?

/cum/ for the yanks
/eire/ for micks
/Brit/ for the british
Leeching off our general's success is the ultimate cope

Yes.... Seething.
Wish I lived in the UK!

Do NOT buy masks
They do NOT help prevent Coronavirus

did the green white and orange flag make the anti blue white and red flag post again? he did didnt he? fascinating

China is containing it pretty well. The origins of the virus are in America.

The people who die of Corona would likely die of the regular flu anyway
t.has a Grandfather that died from Bronchitis

But the impotent seethe is too good

unsure why superdry gets a bad rep. ive owned a few bits of their overs the years and theyve always been great quality. had a hoody from there for over a decade and its still in great condition.

>China is containing it pretty well
They fucked it in the first month by telling people it wasnt contagious, they caused it in the first place by allowing breeding grounds like Wuhan and other traditional markets sell things that are not meant to be eating

WHO official: If I had #COVID19, I'd want to be treated in China

twitter.com/CGTNOfficial/status/1233562529672159233

Cringe

Cringe apparel, it looks like shit

dont mean to get people too hysteric about corona, but they need to know that EVERYONE is going to DIE

there’s genuine anger and deep seated seethe in them, you can tell they think about us a lot outside of Yas Forums.

Personally I'd stick to a /Aus+NZ/ general if one existed
Far better nations than this shithole

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...

Nah its not really. Bait posting is stale entertainment for children

gonna engage in deep personal small talk and hug the next pom I encounter

Imagine being English but spending your entire life trying to convince yourself you are Irish just to play the victim card hahahaha

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Sounds like wishful thinking little boy. Why don’t you quieten down and let the adults speak?

have to suck up to these goddamn sandniggers so they wont end up killing our children...... thanks EU.

nothing but trouble.. swear to God..

their hoodies and shirts look no different to any other manufacturer. in fact i find them generally better quality and have a nicer range of colours to choose from instead of the normal dull blacks and greys.

no you wont
be quiet

You're right the stuff with minimal branding is fine

LMFAO

that guy conflates england and britain all the time
remember him moaning about "brits" supporting england at the 2018 world cup
he's thick as fuck

/balt/ + /anuz/ is pretty comfy

all my clothes are superdry

Where do non-normie women post on the internet?

He was a good man, sorry for your loss

THE WORLD IS A GOLF BALL
SENT TO SUUUUCK

You’re obsessed with us. We literally occupy every inch of your national psyche.

alri matt easton

the porn streaming site i frequent has this problem where most of the ultra HD videos are from blacked

Lol.

Imagine having a dead and decomposing uncle who perished at the hands of an Irishman. Seems to have had an impressive effect on your malleable little psyche.

very conspiratorial bunch

r/femaledatingstrategy/

Hes stuck in the colonial era mindset when internationally speaking england and britain were synonymous

preferably i'll encounter this lad/lass in a confined space, like an elevator or something

>if i continue to lie i win
Every time you mention this nonexistent aussie with a dead uncle i know ive taken a few days off your life with seethe and rage
Get your blood pressure down fella

how tf are you meant to make new friends in your late twenties
I let too many drift away, and I still have 2 very close friends but they both live hundreds of miles away so I don't get to see them very often

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>Gearoid

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You're the people next door. Nothing else really.

adults don’t generally get so enraged about a harmless comment they impotently fantasise about murdering kids. that’s seething 16 year old incel shit.

>gearoid macconmara
He was born gerrard mcnamara but he changed his name to decolonise it

why would women need a dating strategy???????

All it took was one post to derail the thread completely, we literally control you dumb apes on monkey island.

Find lads via work or lads via friends

>Gearoid

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Precisely my point

if the irish hate the uk so much why do they post here? why not post in /eire/? oh yeah thats right lol

The Welsh Tudors conquered Ireland.

Why do skids think they're important?

just hoping corona takes me in my sleep and not convulsing on the street waiting for a hospital bed

Have kids and make friends with the parents of the other kids at school.

youtube.com/watch?v=oEqZL995rBc

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teehee your general doesnt have enough posters :v

Talk about the famine or something you boring mong

You’re a bad liar.

Lol.

Lol.

does a lot of gear?

*Casually heems everyone whilst sauntering through /brit/*

Ah yes, both Padraigh MacTaig and Geoffrey Orangeson-Ulsterman both shitting up the thread again...

Gearoid Macconmara, Irish Potato Famine victim edition

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The definition of a cope.

>we literally control you dumb apes on monkey island.

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Rent free.

padraig

great grandfather was 100% maori
am I still brit?

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Remove potato
Remove all potato
Orange potato
Green potato
Same potato
Remove potato

Any simps in

>Rent free.

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>flag
fuck no brother

ooooooooo here come dem brits
gearoid in the bogside gunna swing some hits

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irish names are so disgusting sounding

Have sex?

it's not fucking fair bros...

*infects u*

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talking heads are dog shit

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Posting from the great metropolis of chelmsford. I just hate the irish being in our threads tbqh wish they would fuck off to theirs and talk amongst themselves if theyre so great

The price england pays for 14000 square kilometers of your homeland

you play with your frends

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Lol. Seether.

first google result is this site, adding insult to injury it appears to be some american heritage website

irishcentral.com/roots/top-100-irish-language-first-names

>irish names are so disgusting sounding
t. Saliman Alibaddi Mohammed Al Lutoni

They are literally drawn to us like moths to a flame.

Think you've all said Enough

Dogshit is dogshit

>Lol. Seether.

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:(

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I’ll decide that little man.

island apes gonna ooga-booga!

It was the Irish all along

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Aoife
Pronounced Eva

Caoimhe
Pronounced Keeva

/brit/ is a pro death penalty general

Just gone and got a cheeky Chinese.

>cycling home from toil in the pissing rain
>some cunt bus-driver overtaking me then stopping at every stop on the route
>sprinting to get past him for the third time
>foot slips
>arsehole drops rapidly onto the end of my saddle
Fucking hurts, been violated by a fucking bicycle

Hows it going Yas Forumsros

actually aoife its pronounced ether

irish faggot kill yourself

>Aoife
>Pronounced Eva
No

>Caoimhe
>Pronounced Keeva

Yes.

Woman coming to view Mark's bungalow at 2pm tomorrow
youtube.com/watch?v=f3KaV8A5tUg

Aisling

Howling, you lot have been talking about Ireland for half an hour now. The seethe doesn’t stop. Rent free innit.

Think its clear we need an extended bombing campaign on Ireland to subdue its unruly populace

have no problem offing murderers, rapists, paedos and terrorists.

this
wish we could give NI the boot and become Great Britain again
flag was much better
youtube.com/watch?v=zS5NjIsPkNY

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well it's blatant common sense really

Agreed. If you kill someone and it's beyond any doubt you should be taken outside, shot and cremated as soon as the trial is over

what shall i get from the chippy?

Irish catholics were always a plague on America and along with the Jews are the reason it’s so shit now.

>Howling, you lot have been talking about Ireland for half an hour now. The seethe doesn’t stop. Rent free innit.

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thought he was moving to poundbury?

evenin

For me its British names like

Eluned
Tegan
Marged
Angharad
Gwen
Delyth
Seren
Elen
Sian
Mabli
Manon
Fflur
Glesni
Ceridwen
Rhiannon
Eleri
Bethan
Dwynwen
Ffion
Ceri
Siwan
Llinos
Nerys

Owain
Gawain
Rhisiart
Iestyn
Siarl
Gethin
Morgan
Gwilym
Emrys
Llywelyn
Owen
Tristan
Gareth
Dafydd
Huw
Lloyd
Harri
Tomos
Caradoc
Glyn
Guto
Dylan
Macsen
Osian
Iago
Ianto
Arthur

is this the quote on quote gaelic bull?

based mick americans

AKA the British, you ought to start with yourself. Helium tanks are cheap these days.

3 sausages and a gravy chip with mushy peas

Reckon we could capture Ireland with an expeditionary force of 5000 Men

the absolute state

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yeah he wants to swap with this woman... her flat is in poundbury

Won't be surprised if she sees/smells the state of it and backs out

Just watched a new segment about a multiple rapist who was released from prison by accident and then went a serially raped a bunch more people. Why the actual fuck did anyone support the abolition of the death penalty? Why would the government ban in against strong public support?

People used to joke about airborne AIDS and now it's legit

>Ireland Ireland Ireland Ireland
LOL.

Quote simple to distinguish the Gaelic languages, by how they write long vowels
Irish uses accents that go this way ÁÉÍÓÚ
Scottish Gaelic uses accents that go the other way ÀÈÌÒÙ
Manx uses a double letter rather than an accent, AA, EE, II, OO, UU

>According to Tacitus in his Annals, Boudica poisoned herself, though in the Agricola which was written almost twenty years before the Annals he mentions nothing of suicide and attributes the end of the revolt to socordia ("indolence"); Dio says she fell sick and died and then was given a lavish burial.

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Got called a Sinoimfeh in Dublin

Draw us a nice picture with your crayons and we'll put it on the fridge where everyone can see it.

the sausages are pretty huge, 3 would be a lot... £2.20 each they are

See I want battered sausage AND fish, but they just don't work together

Same reason people have a fit when talking about scrapping human rights laws, they unironically think if we start executing terrorists the government will eventually send out hunter killer drones killing anyone who disrespects the tory party

>we’re going to murder and rape your kids hahaha
>lol why are you responding to me? U mad? XD

grow up child

the more I learn about british history the more I believe the irish deserved the famine

most of those are welsh

panic buying getting really fucking bad lads

>>Ireland Ireland Ireland Ireland
LOL.

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>arghty flarghty how can de Briddish be shoodin deeze men who did an uprising against dem it's a travesty ah begorah

gonna welcome you fotb by giving you a lipsmack on the face

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exactly

how bad?