ITT: we try try to come up with the most American sentences possible.
Please keep it respectful ;)
ITT: we try try to come up with the most American sentences possible
Sebastian White
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Carson Miller
Circumcision is proved to reduce std rate and it's cleaner that way
Juan Wright
Xavier Cooper
Vaccines... more like vacSINS
There's a reason Jesus unleashed them viruses on earth... as long as you keep faith in Jesus you are protected, don't believe what the medias say.
God bless america, ok?
Ian Lopez
"At least we have free speech"
Hunter Martinez
HEY RICH TOOK A NEW 'STANG FOR A TEST DRIVE WITH THE BALL AND CHAIN THE SALESMAN SAID ITS 30K NEW TOLD HIM IM NOT PAYING MORE THAN 20! THEY DONT MAKE 'EM LIKE THEY USED TO ITS ALL PLASTIC FROM CHINA NOW LINDA SAYS HI
- Bill "Tex" Richards
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-USMC VETERAN "MESS WITH THE BEST DIE LIKE THE REST"
-SEMPER FI
-LETS ROLL
-18' COROLLA (THE BEAUTY)
-79' CAMARO Z28 (THE BEAST)
-THIS HOUSE DOESN'T DIAL 911 WE DIAL 1911
Grayson Scott
that's based
Gabriel Carter
nothing what you said was wrong
Dominic Hill
that's right don't question it just take your mercury like a good boy
Jason Campbell
I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi trio as my pop called it... may god bless his soul... And a man like me? Well when we weren’t out hunting or at the bar? We watched sport. None of that pussy european shit- real sport, arizona sport. I’d get back home... hang up my duster, cold beer, my girl cooking some fineeee BBQ... and id watch muscular, toned black men. Sometimes they’d collide into each other, sometimes bounce a ball... but they were always fine specimens. I’d watch those darkies sweat and toil for hours... and I’ll admit my loins stirred more than once... called it the texas rise, heh... and when I watched those guys play, my mind... wandered. I imagined them taking my girl... like animals- hoo boy did that get me goin! I remember, in the 12th ad break of the NFL playoffs powered by mcdonalds I’m loving it, right after the arbys presents: the danger kick! I noticed my missus watching those stallions on screen... stroking that pussy of hers. And I tell you what... without a word I drove her down the city, philidelphia- my home- and she made love to every nigger in sight. I milked my johnson more than ever that night. So when you pussy europeans talk about sport.... remember what REAL men play
Luis Campbell
>nothing what you said was wrong
William Howard
I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT YOU ASSHOLE
Landon Williams
prove me wrong
Nathan Hernandez
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Zachary Parker
"Our Congress just passed a law that exempts Jewish people from paying taxes, thats how our Lord and savoir Jesus would have wanted it, after all they are the chosen people"
Cameron Powell
gold
Jeremiah Reyes
holy shit
Isaac Smith
tl;dr
Jonathan Foster
dude peyton, mason, logan, clayton and zion are playing b-ball wanna join us, brogan? i'll bring the wada dude.
Nicholas Reyes
It's copy pasta
Jaxon Jones
kino
Evan Nguyen
i read it in Cleatus' voice
Nathaniel Lopez
hella lit bruh fr lowkey tho
Mason Hughes
based Ameriboomers
Bentley Bailey
I don't care if they do double anal in their bedroom; government intervention is evil, you socialist.
Samuel Howard
Pretty good. West Texas for sure
Grayson Evans
Is it true that americans like to watch muscular, sweaty black men playing sports?
Jaxson Collins
More guns lead to fewer gun violence.
Jack Richardson
Some some delicious pasta
Luke Bennett
what does this even mean
>I don't care if they do double anal in their bedroom
???
Jaxson Garcia
Jesus Christ, Nigel
Charles Hernandez
me encantan las hamburguesas
Lincoln Allen
>prove me wrong
Noah Cox
>Everyone in the world is a nigger and lesser than us
Josiah Butler
Absolutely majestic and amerimutt-approved
Xavier Ward
Healthcare is not human right! Why should I pay for sick people why I'm not sick myself?!
Hudson Rogers
This is easily my second favorite pasta
Easton Young
Toasting in an ebin bread
Jason James
When I was in Europe I got talking to these blonde girls. They couldn't believe I wasn't native Norwegian. Looking back, I have 1/64 Viking ancestry so I guess I blend in pretty well. Seriously, Scandinavian girls totally dig a guy with an American accent. I totally got laid so many times out there I can't even count them! The sex with traditional pure virgin girls in Norway was so much better than American girls. I'm going to move back to the old country one day.
Brandon Reyes
hello im from US
Justin Peterson
I’m sick of you Irishmen telling us Irish-Americans what a real Irishman is. I’ve been to Cork and Dublin and you’re nowhere near as Irish as us in Boston and New York. In your bars I’ve witnessed you watching soccer games and listening to British bands, with not a pint of Guinness or an Irish Flag in sight. I think Ireland is too near to Britain, so come to Boston to be reminded of what being Irish is all about. It seems you’ve forgotten true Irish pride.
Ian Nelson
Hey ya'll my name is Hunter Jacobson. I'm from a small town called Freedom in South Carolina where the peaches are sweet and the girls are sweeter. Any of y'all want some freshly home made lemonade? That'll be $2.50 + tax and remember to tip ya'll waitresses. They need to rely on those tips cause I sure as hell don't pay them a full wage!
Hudson Brooks
that's the best i could think of
Levi Nguyen
>Please keep it respectful ;)
That's not American.
Jaxon Williams
Yeah it's mostly to keep the jannies pleased.
Looking back I should've just used the US flag for the OP.
Blake Miller
Nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
Jace Barnes
Nathan Gonzalez
That's the good stuff, give me more
Austin Edwards
>Vaccines... more like vacSINS
>tf
>tp
Eurotards really have no self awareness do they? Your country is the most anti-vacine.
buzzfeednews.com
It's also not christ tards here who are against vaccines. Its celebrities, new age hippies, soccer moms and orthodox jews.
Caleb Wilson
>>Vaccines... more like vacSINS
>>tf
>>tp
>Eurotards really have no self awareness do they? Your country is the most anti-vacine.
>buzzfeednews.com
>It's also not christ tards here who are against vaccines. Its celebrities, new age hippies, soccer moms and orthodox jews.
David Kelly
He's projecting his own fantasies.
Camden Baker
>europe is a country
>buzzfeed
Thomas Lewis
>You can't just ethnically replace us and form a new empire based on homogeneity and equality
Justin Cox
More like:
> I DONT CARE IF THEYRE BLACK, WHITE OR PURPLE,,,, IF THEY SALUTE THE FLAG THEIR AMERICAN IN MY BOOK,,,, NOT LIKE THOSE LIBERALS.... HAH...
Anthony Young
Just
Gavin Ross
lmao
Connor Perry
i'm actually here to find a traditional asian wife. women in the west are degenerate. she better give me white looking kids though or else i will make her abort it.
Dylan Sanchez
>I'm white
Luke Carter
Yeah I'm really interested in Irish culture, you know, I'm 1/1064 Irish and it's so depressing that our language is literally dying
Alexander Reed
Proud 3rd generation Irish! top of the morning to ya! where's the GUINESS?!
t. Billy Salvatore
Christian Reyes
Yes, of course.
Jackson Reyes
Johnnson, call the president. I want him to put more of our SSRIs into the water supply.
Jackson Ward
Blow it out your ass
Isaiah Green
I moved on her, and I failed. I'll admit it.
I did try and fuck her. She was married.
You know I'm automatically attracted to beautiful—I just start kissing them. It's like a magnet. Just kiss. I don't even wait. And when you're a star, they let you do it. You can do anything. Grab 'em by the pussy. You can do anything