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been asked by every normie at uni if i watch it. i don't but i already know i hate it.

loom eternal more like

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Who cares?
Halo Combat Evolved came out for PC yesterday

ricky gervais?
kate winslet?

nah, for me it's, Problemz

youtube.com/watch?v=byhBSlKZnK0

i think it looks good overall de lad but they shouldn't have given the doom guy a face and the retro UI styling is too much

when they invent camera replacements for our eyes i'm going retro
going to have 24/7 VHS vision

Learn to code

sometimes ignorance is bliss

Don’t want to go to toil today. Can’t be arsed with all the mongs panic buying and getting mad at me because we’ve run out of something

>sometimes

youtube.com/watch?v=Cfg4SYjc9cg

The AI will be able to think in your code 1 million times faster than you can

Don't worry about it bro im going to buy it anyway

It's a bit strange desu, it's set in rural Wales but the high school is fully Americanised (e.g. no uniform, letterman jackets) and every other character is BAME. Also a far higher proportion of homos than you'd expect in the general population, but I suppose that's par for the course with modern TV. The show itself is ok in parts, but is mostly just typical liberal sex-positive shit

for my Reading manz in ofc

sometimes (all the time)
wish i blindly believed in god and his son jesus christ desu, fairly certain i would be happier
a man needs to belong

Fallen in love with Joao Felix's gf desu

not in a good way

my erdos number is 3
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erdős_number

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they'll refuse to do low wage jobs
they'll be incapable of doing skilled labour jobs
they'll vote all their lives for removal of student debt, universal income and nationalisation

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coding will be one of the first things to get automated
doesn't even require a purpose built machine, just software that you could probably run on a home computer.
who will code that software you might ask? probably just one very clever coder and he'll only have to do it once.
most code monkeys would be obsolete

>tfw not stupid enough to blindly have faith in [insert god from religion most popular in your area] and allow it to put me at peace

That Paul bloke from the chase posts here

youtube.com/watch?v=v401Jzc7B0s

no brakes, what now cagecucks?

Citing Jordan Peterson as an inspiration in the cover letter I'm writing. It's a big risk given how controversial he is, but I think it'll pay off

Unlike the denizens of /brit/, sexual activity for most people begins at about year 10.

learn to code was good advice 10-15 years ago

hello it’s me Paul Sinha, the sinna-man

We're so fucked. Gov't has basically admitted to giving up today.

Learning to rob

are you applying to the local pub?
thoughts on foreners?

hopefully the hr manager is also fooled by charlatans

same for me
doesn't mean sex among school children should be explored in television programmes watched by 10s of millions

You wanna get big you gotta eat big

destination: greggs

Very big considering discrimination based on political belief is perfectly legal in the UK (except NI).

NGL I'd pop your CV straight in the shredder.

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It wouldn't be a show about school children then would it?

business idea: corona virus festival (inspired by the ebola themed club night)

>quite literally too intelligent to be happy
miss old brit where this statement would get you ‘doraed within the minute

I was milkshaking cyclists before it became popular to do to politicians
clip my wing mirror, see what happens

One of my old uni mates knows him for some reason. He’s gay and he told my mate once he’s “the most beautiful boy he’s ever seen”

Proper weird and a true story

youtube.com/watch?v=TRcR-_nF84o

You’re not too intelligent though are you. How do you know God doesn’t exist?

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>getting my entire prepper order of $500 of freezable meat, bottled water and non-perishable foodstuffs delivered for free in 2 days
delivery driver will probably call me a spastic but it'll stock me up for 2 months and even if it doesnt happen ill still eat it all and save money in the process

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He's mates with Ian Moore.

need one of these lads

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>You’re not too intelligent though are you. How do you know God doesn’t exist?

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>older gay man very into young boys

yeah very weird that, reckon that's the first time that's ever happened in fact

>they're no longer going to tell us where infections are
>they are no longer going to attempt to even contain it
>HUGE reinfection rate that has a 60% death rate so far
>vaccine is still years away if that

haha

personally getting one of these

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What for?

are there any cases of covid19 in australia?

yes many

but how do you know there is no god?

>60% death rate
What?

Why? We only have about 100 cases so far don’t we?

got a cousin named ellie but i call her smelly
winds her right up

I'm going for one of these myself. Maybe two.

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thought you were too wacky for the virus to catch on

what does she smell like

asking for a mate haha

shall start referring to coronavirus as the wee chinky winky coughy coughy

if 173cm is short how come all my clothes are considered medium

100 was their upper limit.

yeah, caused by 5g phones and the lizard people. It's to stop us finding out the world is flat.

is that German language on the packet?
I had heard German humour was some high level autism
Interesting to see it in material form

pseud
school children having normal sex lives, and this being portrayed without any condemnation, just normalises the sexualisation of school kids
yer son'll be nonced and there's nowt you'll be able to do about it

shes got that weird cousin smell

it's only 100 cases. Why would you worry about a mere 1000 cases, goy? Of course it's only 10,000 cases

Yeah but that’s still a really small number in a country of 67 million, Italy has over 3000 cases and they aren’t giving up

What kind

my sister got the same nickname from her mates that then evolved into stinker
something to consider

just got a warning of telematicsberg for speeding

Schoolchildren are sexualised though. Schoolchildren have sex, it's what teenagers do.

Our Gov doesn't care about the public only the money.

I don't, and I never said I did, I said I wasn't able to blindly devote my life to a religion
I need to know before I do that, and I don't know, I may (probably) never know but unless I do I'm not devoting my life to a god
Only retarded or brainwashed-at-childhood people are capable of that in today's day and age, with the information at hand

I like elderly Talliskers.

FOLC

Just got an alert from instagram, apparently this qt has been looking at a lot of my pics without liking or commenting.

Coronavirus, or as I have taken to calling it, the slanty eyes surprise

name's mike
friends call me pike

shows like that make me cripplingly depressed

is this a dare? I'll brick your whole mirror and key your door for free on me, cagecuck

unironically happen to have a painters mask lying around
reckon it might be good for the old c'r'nav'rus?

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