/brit/

it was other times

currently contemplating her treating my cock as a popsicle

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autism

why did you decide to read this one?

always a yank who makes the sperg collage (sperglage)

Are you illiterate?

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I'd read journey, death on credit and Guignol's I

do believe ive witnessed an announcement of a report which violates Yas Forums rules.

>Are you illiterate?

how can there be so many american flags on this site yet you rarely ever witness a good post, dont even remember the last time i had a laugh at a yank post

>laughing at anything on this shit website

makes sense. you should do the german trilogy after you finish the current one. they're pretty good

who are you quoting

himself

well good morning then

G'morning to thee sire
Frosty morning t'is aye

Is youtube playing up for anyone else recently?

Watched a bit of that old Danny Dyer series about football firms. Actually kind of depressing.

Mark moving to Poundbury de lads, Prince Charles' toy town

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sex is cringe

Yeah quite a lot. Half the time when I go to start videos now it's suddenly showing a black video window. The picture seems to freeze sometimes as well, while the audio continues to play uninterrupted.

is it by the sea

I'm getting an error every time I load a video with the tab open. If it's a playlist in the background it's fine though.

closer than where he is yeah, 5 miles or so ... didn't realise it's basically just a large suburb of Dorchester

yeah they look interesting

Gonna start with North as apparently the events predate Castle to Castle

2.5 hours into toil
6 hours and 10 minutes of toil remain

business idea: sacking Auckland and using the proceeds and captured women to fund a state provided gf program

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dont want a chink gf

/brit/ more like /dead/

shall be sneaking out to snuffle a marinaded pork belly slice when everyone goes to bed

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wheres everyone gone is it because summers over?

its that weird period between morning and afternoon

neets aren't up yet and the normie toilers are toiling and the arrogant students are being arrogant as usual

erm fellas why are you threadsplitting
this one has more posts x

Haven't wanked in 24 hours
Something's killing my sex drive. I think I'm probably dying.

any poz lads in?

Might go and pull my willy

dont pull your willy

Aww that's not choice, bru.

wonder what janny will think of this

he'll probably agree with me that this is spamming and/or flooding

only one way to find out

seeing the 9/10 tomorrow and she said she wants to shag me

*grabs your head*
*spams it into your bedroom wall*
*floods your bedroom floor with your blood*

i know what i think of it
i think you'll piss and moan about moving to this thread but you'll do it anyway because you know everyone else will because you, like everyone else, are a coward who won't stand up for what you believe in
simple as

LADS

ebay.com.au/itm/Toilet-paper/202921968381

>somebody uploads some gay or tranny porn webms
>it's on Yas Forums for ages
>somebody uploads webms of hot women
>janny is on it like white on rice and the thread's down in about 30 mins or so
Unless your problem pertains directly to hetero porn, he probably isn't going to notice or care.

cash converters accepted my first price quote, might have to find another one in my area and bargain higher

God I wish I had an Aussie gf like this lads.

twitch.tv/nalopia

good deal tbhh

You're pulling my willy

i want to move to new zealand

NZ is a tundra and OZ is a sand desert with only two seasons :- the hot season and the fire season

>bogan accent
>lazy eye
>thot eyebrows
yeah nah yeah nah nah

what you flogging de lad?

I dont pull your willy

Why would you do that to yourself?

mental that australians are just brits that we didn't want

youtu.be/_ai2XHY_fv4
for me it's the comments

Haven't done a coom in 4 days.

technics amp but keeping the speakers

How the fuck did Tesla come up with all of that shit.

Just burst one of those blood things that grows beneath your pubes

Hell is an eternity of doing the slow-fade capture but it never works

my ancestor :)

I'm gonna do it lads. I'm gonna coom.

Always wonder how anyone came up with anything i look at with more than about 3 parts. Even cables from 100 years ago baffle me

Using this just to stick it to janny
Early nees are better than janny’s anti brit racism

mad how britain is a shithole

foy

mad how trains don't just derail for no reason all the time

>my thread I made 2 hours ago as a new is now the new for the thread it was competing against
Circle of life innit

>from Abdul's Kebabs to William Hill

think that's called a penis la

bikes2udirect.com/B6614.html

Number one reason is had a shitload of cash from the Westinghouse Company

how is that mad? go on.. how?

Really need to shag one of these Indian uni students. God they’re so fucking peng.

I was hoping it'd be a motorcycle.

bet you like angel delights you fat cunt

i'm the lad who made the previous thread and i'm also the one who linked this one early
4D chess

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Engineers just operate on a whole other level.
Fuck I wish I'd studied harder.

Just coomed lads

get in, I said get in! twenty knicker in me sky rocket

If you saw this woman at your local soccer ground on a weekend you'd think she was the doting mother of some promising young man

What could have been

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mad how many near misses i've had while driving but so far no accidents

I study engineering and dont understand any of it. No way im getting a job doing this shit its way above me

think of it, they're just bigger hornby sets, honrby trains fall over all the time, big trains just run up and down tracks, something bad is bound to happen
it's like jurassic park, chaos theory init, there's no such thing as a perfect closed system

forgot to add they accepted £50

I got a new bike months ago and I need the space

Is it the maths that gets you stuck, the science, or both?
Also what level are you studying at?

did people go as mental over ebola and swine flu as they are over coronavirus?

bet you like angel delights you fat cunt

I really need to shag Genevieve. She put $40 in my bank account today that she owes me.

God Alex Jones (Welsh TV presenter) is so fucking fit.

>Ashley Mathews plays a disgusting super skank named 'Riley Reid' who is a character. Ashley is just a regular girl who is totally different from her on-screen persona

Head like an egg

and am i supposed to guess who that is?

mate

BBC BTFO
>Culture Secretary Oliver Dowden is to tell BBC bosses they need to move beyond a 'narrow urban outlook' to get in touch with its audience in the shires

i remember there was talk at school that swine flu might cause the school to close for a while but nothing came of it. i don't feel like it went on for as long as this though

God Alex Jones (American Right Wing "Shock Jock") is so fucking fit.

I used to know a Genevieve and I thought I needed to shag her, too. I didn't actually need to, but it still would have been nice.