Good morning Yas Forums! How have you been?
How's the coronavirus situation in your cunt? Here they closed down all schools and unis for a couple weeks, so I'll be able to lay around and shitpost :3
What are your plans for today, Yas Forums?
Good morning Yas Forums! How have you been?
Kevin Reyes
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Jason King
amerikkkans created the coronavirus
First, there were the Military Olympics in October in Wuhan (18 – 27 October 2019), where about 200 American soldiers participated; the first cases of 2019-nCoV fever were discovered about two weeks later – two weeks is the average gestation period from infection to outbreak.
Second, there was Event 201, on October 18, 2019, at the Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security, in Baltimore, Maryland, sponsored by the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation, the World Economic Forum (WEF – the corporatocracy representing Big Weapons, Big Pharma and Big Money), and the John Hopkins Institute. The theme was simulating a High-Level Pandemic Exercise – and yes, the simulation produced 65 million deaths. Just a couple of weeks before the first COVID-19 victims were identified. Curiously, in their defense the sponsors of Event 201, now say,
“We are not now predicting that the nCoV-2019 (which was also used as the name of the simulation) outbreak will kill 65 million people. Although our tabletop exercise included a mock novel coronavirus, the inputs we used for modeling the potential impact of that fictional virus are not similar to nCoV-2019.”
And third – the timing, hitting China right on their most important Holiday, the Lunar New Year, when people are traveling, uniting with family and friends, when there are usually huge festivities with lots of people – an event of celebrating happiness – all cut short by the outbreak that put Wuhan and portions of Hubei Province, and a total of about 50 million Chinese in quarantine; and more – no shopping, no exchange of presents, no celebrations – a huge economic loss
Andrew Watson
I've been coughing up phlegm all day. Goodbye italibro
Matthew Sullivan
In the past two years (during the trade war) China has suffered several pandemics:
February 15, 2018: H7N4 bird flu. Sickened at least 1,600 people in China and killed more than 600. Many chickens killed. China needs to purchase US poultry products.
June, 2018: H7N9 bird flu. Many chickens killed. China needs to purchase US poultry products.
August, 2018: outbreak of African swine flu. Same strain as Russia, from Georgia. Millions of pigs killed. China needs to purchase US pork products.
May 24, 2019: massive infestation of armyworms in 14 province-level regions in China, which destroy most food crops. Quickly spread to more than 8,500 hectares of China’s grain production. They produce astonishing numbers of eggs. China needs to purchase US agricultural products – corn, soybeans.
December, 2019: Coronavirus appearance puts China’s economy on hold.
January, 2020: China is hit by a “highly pathogenic” strain of bird flu in Hunan province. Many chickens died, many others killed. China needs to purchase US poultry products.
Joshua Moore
before this thread progresses any further please know that you are not cute and gays must hang
Mason Flores
substantial if factual
Aiden Miller
morning my italiano friend
shits pretty fucked, fuckers everywhere getting infected, I have to travel to washington in a week so maybe ill catch it.
wish I lived in some backwater hick town where no one goes
shut up, I think hes cute.
Parker Mitchell
wrong
im cute
Nathaniel Collins
There is one confirmed case by now, but infected guy was quite responsible and isolated himself when he got symptoms after coming back from Italy. Eight more people with suspected coronavirus, all of them came back from Italy as well.
>Here they closed down all schools and unis for a couple weeks
Don't you have online lectures and assignments? How are you going to catch up with the curriculum after the quarantine?
Grayson Roberts
Imagine
>two gayposter doing some gay ass erp
>they decided to meet irl
>turns out they are both femoids larping as gays
>they ironically became real gays
Jordan Ward
prove it
[s]please[/s]
Leo Morris
>proof?
William Roberts
posted it plenty of times already but ok
twitter.com
Jace Sullivan
ooooooooh right
I already follow you ;)
Jackson Hall
ah it was you
Justin Torres
I need to find a canadian boy like you
Henry Brown
based
Kayden Walker
why is int so incongruously gay?
Levi Hall
thanks, I appreciate it friends
i'm sure you'll find someone, don't give up
Thomas Howard
I'm like 28, probably too old but I'll keep trying.
Isolation and mental illness
Daniel Williams
not too old yet I think
i'm 26 myself
Liam Williams
Oh, is something of the matter? Did somebody strike a nerve?
Why, where do you live user? Stay safe, fren. The risk for you is not that high, the worst risk is that you could get it and infect an older member of your family who's more likely to have complications.
Can confirm
Connor Nguyen
just do cute things user!
Noah Perry
Perfect age
Ethan Flores
yea ill probably be fine, shit still sucks tho.
stay safe friend.
why worry so much about age? 28 is fine.
Jeremiah Anderson
>I'm like 28, probably too old
don't say that. I'm 25 and was just as worried I'd become a wizard at this rate, but somehow I have newfound hope for this year
I shall try. I mean, I'll probably get it at some point, but I'll try to avoid contacts with my granny until the emergency's gone. Keep your elders safe
Logan Perez
where is this girl you post from user?
Ayden Bennett
Miss ya old friend
Christopher Bell
Just came back from a trip to Japan. The boss told me to stay at home for at least a week remote working. Probably more, since positives in Spain are increasing everyday. Feels good
Hudson Reed
hi
Joshua White
>Just came back from a trip to Japan.
did you rike it?
Lucas Rogers
Unsounded, a fantasy webcomic.
Hello leb-user, missed ya too! How have you been in this month? Any new gainz in sight? Anything new happened?
God, that must be the dream. Just having come back from Japan and having to comfily work at home
Christopher Perry
It was to walk my puppy but she is a wimp because it is raining.
Watching shitty home renovation shows, will walk her later and then check out the FF7 remake demo.
Thomas Nelson
Ah it's the same old same old with me i.e dull but stable.
Still injured (doctor said it's nothing serious) but i'm trying to get back into it.
How've you been? Last time we talked you said you were close to finishing the semester.
Josiah Bell
My mother is 60, my father is 65 and just recovered from pneumonia.
I'm worried sick, I haven't been able to sleep for days, they are being turboboomers "Nothing to worry about a little flu" and not even wearing masks or anything and going out in public as normal.
Colton Gutierrez
>but i'm trying to get back into it.
That's good. Don't overwork yourself, and ask for advice about what excercised you can do without injuring yourself further
>How've you been? Last time we talked you said you were close to finishing the semester.
Eh, I've been my usual lazy self and only managed to study half the material I needed for an exam. But since the virus is upon us, the exams are postponed and I have another two weeks to prepare for it, so everything turned out for the better :^)
Cameron Brown
Absolutely. I want to go back right now. I was slowly learning japanese but now my goal is to be able to speak in japanese fluently about common topics by the end of the year. I definitely want to live there one way or another
Yeah, I love working from home. Comfy acoustic music, good weather, no annoying normie coworkers and no commuting. I'd prefer a job where interesting things would happen in an office but that's not the case, so remote working is great for me
Jaxon Long
I got the "I want to live here" thing from Taiwan more then Japan.
It felt like a more americanized Japan, if that makes any sense.
Aaron Hill
Based, I also went last year.
My Japanese was very poor but a girl said I was ぺらぺら. It was probably politeness but itmotivated me regardless.
Juan Green
I haven't seen you in a while
Luke Wood
>Don't overwork yourself, and ask for advice about what excercised you can do without injuring yourself further
I'll try to keep it as light as i can
>since the virus is upon us, the exams are postponed and I have another two weeks to prepare for it, so everything turned out for the better :^)
Ah yes, good ol corona-chan working for the good of the common man. Be sure to pressure yourself into blowing those two weeks, cause believe me they'll fly by quick.
Our schools are closed too. All the cases are being quarantined in my city, but i'm not worried about it (yet).
Had any corona scares yourself?
Nathan Perez
must be nice
Carson Anderson
Correction:
into NOT blowing those two weeks
Carter Scott
For me, it's like I've discovered another planet. There is SO MUCH to discover in Japan. I only was there for 2 weeks but it's like I just scratched the surface. I want to go to every place, try every food, meet many locals, experience their festivities, integrate myself in there somehow. I like Japan for what it is.
Ganbatte!
Logan Lopez
I've been busy with studying, uneffectively. I'm giving myself a little respite for a while until the uni opens again. How have ya been, strayanon?
>cause believe me they'll fly by quick.
ah, I know that all too well.
>Had any corona scares yourself?
nah, knowing myself I already got it and didn't even realize I had it
>into NOT blowing those two weeks
too late, the first draft got accepted :^)
I'm so jelly. I can't wait till I get a job and save up enough money to start traveling myself
Justin Moore
I'm well. By any chance, do you happen to live in Milan?
Liam Baker
If you don't have any money, you can try to apply for a Working Holiday visa. You'll be able to have arubaito (part-time jobs) while living in Japan for a year.
Xavier Anderson
Nope, install extraflags and you'll see where I'm from :3
I'll have to already have some knowledge of the language tho, won't I? So far I can only barely read the kanas
Eli Reyes
I am like 28, I should try that working holiday before I run out of time
Gabriel Robinson
>avatarfagging
Dominic Wood
I don't think to work in a konbini you'll need to know much of the language, just three stock phrases.
Owen Ortiz
I don't want to install extra flags. I was just asking since there's a Milanese user who posts similar to you.
Gavin Garcia
I have to go now. Might drop by later if the thread is still up.
It was nice talking to you again sette.
Asher Hill
Fair enough. I have no idea how it works, but it looks like the working holiday visa for Japan isn't available to Italy, sadly. Oh, well.
I know there's a Milanese who gayposts as well, but I'm the one who usually posts Sette
Same, here leb-user. It's nice to be back for a little while. Have fun :D
Christian Rogers
>How's the coronavirus situation in your cunt?
Im not scared of it but my mom forced me to cancel my trip to Italy, paranoid boomer.
to be fair she's looking out for herself and my grandma, if they get infected it might not end well.
How bad is it over there?
Juan Howard
Aww, that's a pity, but it's understandable, my mum is a worried mess as well, but she's the only one in the family to act like so.
When and where exactly in Italy where you planning on going, if you don't mind telling?
>How bad is it over there?
The virus is spreading in clusters all over the country, and has already reached my surroundings, but nobody seems to be that worried, yet. People are calm, maybe just a tad excited
Isaiah Rodriguez
>When and where exactly in Italy where you planning on going, if you don't mind telling?
was planning to go in april for spring break, fly into Milan, see Rome, then kind of wing it from there. apparently have some distant cousins in Italy but I haven't gotten all the details on them yet.
any suggestions on other places I should go? still plan on going in the summer if the situation dies down, hopefully you guys are still alive. ;)
Daniel Powell
What course of action should I follow if I want to cover you with my spunk?
Jack Peterson
God morgon. I haven't left my room yet. Don't really know what to do today.
Bentley Phillips
bad here
Julian Mitchell
uhhh I don't know
just b urself maybe
Gabriel Gray
You don’t realize how much wrong you do to poor inceloids such as me, you got me hard all night and I couldn’t sleep, damn you
Nathaniel Gonzalez
Why didn't you just jerk off? That's the best way to pay me a compliment.
Jordan Scott
Id fuck you if you werent a boomer
Xavier Thomas
i-i'm a zoomer at heart ok
Nathaniel Stewart
Because then you win
I was busy hogtying you tight but never was satisfied with my work
I’ll get there eventually
Colton Martinez
but this isn't a competition user, we can both win
you by jerking off to me, me by knowing you did it