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This is pop!
Yeah yeah

what is one thing better about living in the uk than aus or canada?

Mental how those are the sorts of people cringeposting in this thread

No ones forcing you to go outside or have friends
Most people just prefer it, deep down I reckon you would too if you could

Wait, I didn't order a mattress or specsavers or Ikea why did I get this?
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Better slegs with chabs

I have spent 5k on coke already this year. That's enough you lil shit

That is a fair bit mate bloody hell

this. so much this.

Wats the state of your nose lad

Saw this handy and cute tip on facebook for any of you here feeling down in the dumps

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Boomer Dad just arrived home from work and went to the shops for toilet paper. Kek

>this year
fuck sake lad

Wtf

based

Getting dangerously bored lads

Nah it's fine. This has been binges once every couple of weeks. But these benders go for at least 2 days each time

ive got that same lamp at the bottom there
its from ikea and costs about £6, bargain

This is me most days.

Thanks, thought my life was irrepairably fucked but now its fine

mad how looking at or even just thinking of a woman can make your penis swell to twice its original size sometimes

cokes shit mate you're already an insufferable cunt as a Strayan you've achieved that. Take care of yourself

cured my schizophrenia thanks

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Absolutely nothing it's a shit miserable island dead country full uf people up their own arse should be turned into a landfill inhabitants incinerated

Righto

>5’8
IT’S OVER

You can do it lad I believe in you

anyone remember this one?

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DON’T TELL ME
THIS IS PARADISE

just need a bit of hair mate
you not balding, right?

Britain
Proper crap hole country

(open your eyes up)

>Woman walks past and she smells really nice

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Unironically the opposite, I grow hair to fast to keep up with it.

New wallet waiting for me at home lads

our women are munters
might as well be give him the whole hog

How long has this gimmick been going

A while.

Big fan of distraught Emmett posting

Why tho

gymtoil looms
there was a fit asian girl there last night wonder if i can get any pics

Haven’t gotten a new wallet since I was ten. If it works, why replace it?

Yeah dunno but anyway got a new one

It’s true innit. Also it’s my easiest gimmick.

So what difference does it make?

Reading a book in bed

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I'm comfortably lower middle class
very happy with my situation

Saw online where some camwhores would bake their poo into cookies or brownies and send them to you and I’m wondering if Emma would do that.

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moving to aus was a great decision. no more pakis delivering to me just asian girls

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put way too much onion in the cheese and onion sandwiches I made for my tea

asserting my will to power

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Mmmm the spice, the spice melangeeeee

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any cheeky delivery girl shags?

Liar

I really miss being an edgy kid on the 360 before it was illegal

Does the new xbox have gamerscore still

there's an entire underclass of paki and indian uni students who do all the jobs white people don't want like working at pizza hut or as dishwashers

There is a proviso that, in exceptional circumstances, all the available berths on any sailing should be placed at the disposal of the military authorities.

I feel like...I can hand you the keys to the fucking motorpool, as a hauptmann, but if you can't do anything with it then you can't do anything with it.
I live only for these stripes.