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Mason Ward
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Connor Barnes
don't remember the last time I felt happy, really smiling and excited about life and in the moment. I don't think I really have any friends that enjoy spending their time with me. I neglect and avoid my relationships until everyone gives up on me because it is easier to be a disappointment than to actually inspire others. I'm not proud of anything I have ever done, I'm an overwhelming failure. I'm not even really a failure, because to fail you have to try, and I'm not even doing that. When I try to do something I quit before I even get going out of embarrassment from my ineptitude. I've upset my parents for years, nothing I do is helpful for them and I'm jut a burden on their lives. They would be better off if I was never born. I can't make enough money to go to college and I don't want to just wageslave until I die alone. Nothing about me is special, I'm just another rock in a bucket. When I was kid I dreamed of going to so many places and all the things I wanted to be and to make. Now I just want this nightmare to end. I think I should just kill myself.
Thomas Allen
Wish I had friends to introduce me to their sisters.
Parker Barnes
ahem
tfw no gf
Adam Scott
tfw no wife
Matthew Powell
Hello cum, I am in my grandparents bathroom. I don’t know how to be a family person.
Angel Sullivan
are they in their room, and you're waiting to pop out and scare them?
Christopher Nelson
think i'm coming down with that china sickness i've been hearing about
Dylan Wright
I've had enough.
How do I order a prostitute?
Dylan Torres
just use a website
i use "skipthegames.com" but there are others.
only contact a woman with a familiar/local phone area code, and don't pay until you meet face to face. If something seems much too good to be true, it probably is, so be safe.
Connor Young
small peepee
Michael Scott
No but that could be a good idea
Evan Jenkins
Not hiding, just taking extra long to post and procrastinate trying to act like a human being.
Parker Morris
only if you're sure they wrote you into their will
Ryder Foster
would i look autistic for wearing this
Matthew Hill
how do you protect against STDs?
Lincoln Perez
depends how you wear it
Isaac Collins
Post a 1 dollar bill.
Asher Russell
wear a condom, probably don't go down on them or kiss them if you don't already have cold sores/mouth herpes.
Samuel Williams
who the fuck carries around a $1 bill, you can barely buy a pack of gum for $1
and I don't have any cash because I gave it all to my dealer for DRUGS
Grayson Hill
why do they do this
Eli Bell
oh, this is the cum general? what happened to the north american general named /cum/ Canada, USA, Mexico? very disturbing
Blake Stewart
Really?
Noah Hernandez
people who frequent vending machines
Ethan Martin
do you carry quarters around with you too
Kevin Cox
arrrrg these be not doubloons
'tis mexican brass
Jordan Jones
Fdr is on the dime
Washington is in the quarter
Lincoln is in the penny
Jefferson is in the nickel
Asher Rogers
probably depressed because bernie was the only semi sensible option
Michael Johnson
sometimes
more so after I've washed my car or something
Evan Brown
Do these still exist?
Blake Watson
we used to have coins made of silver
Dylan Bennett
they don't make them anymore, but i got a bunch of them as change on a boston subway a few years back
Joshua Ward
you also used to have New Mexico, Utah, Nevada, Arizona, California, Texas, and western Colorado
times change boomer
Levi Kelly
Cause when you buy into all they hype about the world literally fucking ending because of climate change, and orange nazi le drumph bringing fascism, and you keep losing over and over, it really takes a toll on your sanity.
and bernouts aren't the most rational group to begin with so...
Xavier Myers
That’s really sad
:(
Joshua Ward
idk if they mint that specific one anymore but you can get them at banks if you ask
Jaxson Russell
so did we
Jason Morgan
i sleept too much but idc
Hunter Fisher
Sorry to bother you but would you mind helping me with an expression I don't get
>... he'd do a real good job pouring oil on troubled waters....
I don't really get it. Why would you put oil on water? To ignite it? Is it a thread?
Levi Ortiz
Without any context I'm guessing they are implying said person is good at making a problem worse
Hunter Allen
i forgot these existed
Bentley Murphy
never heard nor read it. seems fake, is definitely gay.
Joshua Turner
Oil rises to the top. Make an educated guess
Wyatt Jones
I spent some of these as a kid, also $2 bills.
William Sullivan
>t. didn't get it
great job lol
Carson Brooks
Thank you very much for your help. It's about a corrupt cop, who went to a black majority settlement called "John's Hollow". Pic is the panel it's from
Nolan Bailey
>Attempt to calm a problematic situation.
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Nicholas Hill
Thanks guys. Especially , it still doesn't really make sense to me but I'll try to remember it.
Leo Wright
Pouring oil (making something worse) in troubled waters (a situation where things look dire)
Oil is also less dense than water, so if you ignite it, the water will burn.
Tyler Adams
nvm that means the exact opposite of what i said
Lincoln Rivera
Wish I had friends to introduce me to their anime loli sisters too, bud
Luke Lee
>try to remember it
waste of time. it would be lost on 99% of people and you wouldn't look smart for saying it.
Aiden Martinez
I meant their real sisters.
Juan Powell
Just burn up your midnight oil pops
Michael Cox
in this context, it means he's good at calming people down. I've never heard that expression before though...I know if you put a bit of oil in a pot of boiling pasta it makes the water not overflow though.
Leo Jackson
thanks, son. i'll try.
Brandon Walker
That's gay and weird
Kayden Ramirez
Thanks again, all of you.
Colton Mitchell
split thread.
Colton Phillips
Jayden Jenkins
you're welcome.
Brandon Baker
>corona delays are fucking up our supply chain at work
>looking at switching to domestic suppliers/manufactures for our components
WORLD WIDE JUCHE SOON
THANKYOU BASED CORONACHAN
Julian Morris
are the natives still blocking trains too
Jayden Ward
yes, which has also finally made the normies realize that the liberal government is incompetent
everything is coming together nicely
Jaxon Diaz
We don't even have to go to work here anymore. If you don't feel well or have seen anyone who assumes he might be infected you're on paid leave. There is no need for a doctor's notice or anything