I want to consume /cum/

OP is a desperate fag who lives in Appalachia with no bf edition

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fuckin goof

K
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That is all

Are you a top or bottom, fag?

bent edition this one

I haven't tried either, but I bought a dildo which was 30 bucks + shipping + tax (it was part of a "sin tax") and I really like a dildo inside me

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Appalachia should ban dildos

sin tax? lol

Only a power bottom would make this edition.

Well if you want to know, in total the dildo cost me about 55 bucks thanks to the tax + shipping

Hope this thread gets Jan-Man'd

Cursed thread, I shall cleanse it of anything non wholesome

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hope that was a really nice one. I bought a few dildos for less than that lul

Prove your American. Post a 1 dollar bill.

In case this one gets nuked

*You’re

Bro. You can get real dick on grindr or craigslist. For FREE

>faggotry
>not a sin

How do you know this?

It feels fucking great inside my boy hole. It just sucks I have to spend almost 30 bucks whenever I run out of lube though even though the lube itself is only 8 bucks (shipping + sin tax really fucking sucks)

Post a pic of your banana first bubbles.

just go to fucking walmart nigga, they have plenty of lube for your boihole.

are you cute or just a normal fag

;)

Sin tax is for items that can be deemed as sinful items. This includes sexual stuff, gambling stuff, alcohol, cigs. Only difference is that each individual item can be taxed more than the other (sex toys for example get a massive tax hike here)

>Walmart
I'd rather not drive about an hour to go to Walmart. And the closest supermarket is over half an hour away

AMERICANS GET TAXED FOR BUTT PLAY LMFAO

you be at da grocery store an see DIS NIGGA in the produce

hope u ready for sum salad muh niggas

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lust is a mortal sin

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good lord that's stupid lmao, I know americans are ridiculously religious but that's crazy even for them
is that just for your state or is it a nationwide thing?

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Do carmericans really?

wtf is this real?

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what's she doing?

>I know americans are ridiculously religious but that's crazy even for them
You should really not believe everything you read on Yas Forums LOL you sound like a crackpot

Yes

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coming from a country that sin taxes the heck out of tobacco booze and now weed, lmao

how can you tax stuff because they're sinful? isn't that breaking the separation of church and state

Nation wide there are a few sin taxes (forget which items it's for) but each state regulates the sin tax how they pose. I don't want to specifically state where I live, but here we have even an extra local sin tax. So I have to deal with the state's, plus my town's sin tax whenever I buy shit

what is she doing and why is she doing it? seems like there's an interesting story behind this

she be shoppin my nibba

Que te importa que los gringos sean jotos?

cringe

lmao the irony here is ridiculous, Canada sin taxes the FUCK out of everything fun, you guys pay nearly DOUBLE what we pay in the US for booze, cigs, etc

Maybe try some traveling instead of spouting simplistic opinions

>I don't want to specifically state where I live
west virginia

ok so i just learned that "sin tax" is a thing apparently

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Son of a bitch

Most places have sin taxes, they just stopped calling them that a long time ago. When I was in Mexico though booze was insanely cheap so idk you guys probably don't have much

user it's ok, it's not like west virginia's a small place, there's millions of people living on it

Yes again

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wait a sec r u tryna bamboozle me, pedro?

ugly money

Post a 1 dollar bill now pls

maybe those are a thing in the usa and canada, not here
also everything is cheaper here, except some few things, cuz it's the third world
where did you go?

That’s the euro

alcohol wasn't sold on my hometown on sunday when i was a kid

>he still uses cash

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nothing wrong with paying with cash, sven

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Post a 1 dollar bill pls. I just want to see one.

Varies based on state.

We went to Cancun, was probably 12 years ago now. Did all the tourist stuff, also went to Chichen Itza which was really neat too

it wasn’t allowed in my state up until a couple years ago

I've tangled my hair
why does it feel so good when i squeeze it? is it because i am on drugs and drinking?

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What?

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I actually live right by a general store though, it's just that they have no items that have sin taxes on them

ah ok, cancun
yeah it's a pretty beautiful touristic place

Only third worlders and boomers still use cash
uhhhh google???

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how small and apart of everything is your town so that you don't even have a walmart close?

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dont you make knots in your hair sometimes?

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So rude dude. I just wanted to see a 1 dollar bill. It looks really cool. The one with Ben Frank looks pretty cool too. It has the independence hall on the back.

the uk user who posts adam samberg a lot worries me sometimes
seems like he's always high on drugs

Everyone was so used to going to the other super market (which will be unnamed because then you all will know exactly where I live) that when a walmart opened up close by, it didn't make money for several months and closed down because people kept going to the other (farther away) super market or the much closer general stores

he works for the NHS