ITT Stuff which is relatable all over the world

Nice people are annoying.

Passion for life, hobbies, a decent job, a prospect for the future, good genes, being interesting and not mentally ill?

Lol, imagine reshaping yourself because of pussy...

being interessting person with hobbies that isn't a doormat

Well yeah, thats how males show off in nature, they either flaunt their power or beauty or something else to attract females. And working on yourself and being a healthy decent human isn't something you should be doing for anyone but yourself, but if you're not even willing to put effort into that then you can't really blame girls for not wanting you

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>Dude imagine going to gym and taking care of your healthy
>Dude imagine having a social life
You're a subhuman

>tfw having none of the above at 26

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>mfw when aksed by a few mates at a party why we don't start something already my Oneitis back then replied "user is way to nice for me..."

Was really mad at her back then. Man, I was such an incel. Thank god these times are long over.

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You can do all while being nice

It’s over ...

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i thought mexicans were 175cm on average

khv at 22 WOOHOOOO

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She doesn't want a nice guy, she wants a good boy

Everyone south of the border is short and fuck.
Here in Brazil the average is 162 for example. Bolivians are shorter

really? always thought you guys are the same height as us

have sex

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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this is bajo and hex from good game, i used to watch that show
instagram.com/hexsteph

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and this, gentlemen, is why I will never respect women despite everyone calling me a misogynist

How long until real women become obsolete?

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Damn

???

can't come soon enough

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>he fell for women care about personality over money, sex and looks meme
There's a reason so many 20 something women date boomers

simps, however, will keep women going for some time

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>he thinks women care qabout his gay ass hobbies and not just how much money he has. Yeah go tell a girl with teh same hobbies with you how much you have in common and watch her go fuck a guy she has nothing in common with but lots of money or social standing, haven't you heard about opposites attract?
Go tell a girl you are an artist and then go tell teh same girl you are a lawyer or some shit that makes a lot of money, she will always go for the guy who makes more money over the guy who shares her hobbies or having a good personality, women are all whores,. They reward their vagina to whoever has the most capital Capitalism is the simp system, you are basically letting rich dudes have infinite pussy while you pussy starve because all you have are gay ass hobbies and personality.

Remember when coomers hid their faces and used aliases? Wild that this guy is discussing his devotion to cam girls on his main account.

women are already losing to sex dolls that do nothing. once they can suck your dick is all over.

if she's interessted in you she will listen
don't be ugly bro

khv at 29 can't wait to splatter my brains

No virile man would agree to fuck that bird looking bitch

I'm not even surprised at femoids at this point

Who hurt you?

I am rich and I don't have a gf. Your theory is retarded.

Based redditor

you need to start beating women
there's no other way to get a gf
it's the truth

I'm not sure if the guy at the bottom is serious or not.

enjoy the ride, don`t do it
no, it just means you are retarded lmfao

Aaaaaaaaaaqghhggg

Tells a lot about society

How did it get so hard, man?

Imagine you get you finnally get your life on track and girls are attracted to you but then you discover your dick doesn't get hard anymore... so you revert back to hermitdom in order to not humiliates yourself even further

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Same desu

literally the whole reason they invented viagra

A good dicking should suffice, women love it

You didn´t need an app for that girl

Imagine having your life on track yet being utterly undesirable to women. One of my well-meaning but dipshit friends tried to cheer me up by saying I'm going to be a hit with single moms and hot girls who are done with party boys and want to settle down and I wanted nothing more to drink the nearest container of bleach at the thought.

I am an artist with no money but my gf is a lawyer. It turns out that if you aren’t a scared retard women actually respond to that.

look at their profile pics, most of them are landwhale, not saying pic related isn't accurate but who care about uggos ?

You said you are 29 right?
You still have a lot of chances with younger girls (since you seem to be concerned about dating older women) . Remember that girls, on average, mature faster than men so they are always looking forward to older guys...
Focus on other things and learn to enjoy the solitude. The moment i accepted a life of solitude it was the moment women started to pay attention to me... (not that it matters anymore now with my condition but you get the idea)

Damn... never thought about how hard do women have it...

what girls mean by "nice" guys is people with no personality that white knight her and ask her about their day acting more or less like a servant, rather than a friend. very easy to use too

How tall are you?

my girlfriend is a final year medical student and I dropped out of uni and currently work in a bookies

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That was me up until I blinked and realized I was almost 30 and never even kissed a girl. I can't go back to being okay with it and thinking everything will work out.

Based incel schizo

Just because you want to be fucked by your dad, you aren't mature.

simps should be executed, they are the only thing keeping women from being on a level playing field, like some sort of servant/slave to any girl above 6/10

unironically think the whole if-you're-a-virgin-past-a-certain-point thing is true. brought a few girls back during nights out and was never able to actually get hard. finally lost my virginity at 22 and it took multiple attempts to actually get the logistics of sex down.

damn, it really do be like that some times. fellas gotta live for themselves and none of these hoes.

>acting more or less like a servant, rather than a friend. very easy to use too
i never understood that , friend are supposed to help each other no matter what.I was drunk and needed someone to drive me home at 3 in the morning ?Called a friend.Friend needed to repleace tiles and roof ?Doesnt matter if its buring hot and you are sweating like a motherfucker, you help.
If a friend doesnt help you then he isnt a friend

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Too nice mean she thought you lacked a spine and she wanted a confident bf
From a biological standpoint this makes sense.
As we used to live in small groups, hierarchy was very important to access resources (still is).
Confidence and popularity are desirable traits when it comes to that.
Females are instinctively looking for the best provider for their offspring while males are looking for a healthy mother with good genes (and big milkers).
That's all you need to know when it comes to dating.

It be like that because thirsty fellas put hoes on pedestal. You reap what you sow.

poor girl imagine not having a moment for yourself ;/

>How is this gonna help us advertise more loans?
>Loans?

same reason why men hate nice things
we're all uncivilised beasts at the end of the day

>my sex drive is determined by your hobbies
said no woman ever

Makes perfect sense, look how ugly that ringwraith is compared to her.

Typical simp.

i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women i hate women

looks like just 3 of them are chubby/fat and the rest are skinny-average
we can't just cope by saying they're all fat here

noporn and nofap

can you tell more
i had a difficult time getting hard too
what do you mean by logistics

Sometimes I feel like g*d wasn't fair giving women so much power which they don't use wisely but I feel like an incel instantly

surely there are some 6/10 girls out there that are nice and just want to be in harmony with another 6/10 nice guy and don't dream of Chad Thundercock to pin them down, right?

I'm ugly and boring and got a gf, just stop being a whiny bitch and talk to women you simp

Maybe you were stressed or you watch too much niche weird porn so you're desensitized to the point of not being able to get hard from real life or both

then how come almost all flat chested cuties are still engaged to 10/10 ubermensch?

what drives women's sex drive?

ngl I would absolutely fuck the shit out of the author of this comic, although I bet she's actually ugly

is she super ugly? are you rich? surely there must be some good quality of you to compensate for the ugliness and zero personality

Burgers?

Melanin

Where are you finding these mythical women that aren't gold diggers? Over here if you can't provide $$ you might as well not exist to them.

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Her face is a solid 7,5and her body is genuine 9,5 pear shape.
What compensates for my uglyness and lack of hobbies is the fact that I'm witty in conversation, funny, we have a lot of the same interests and I'm her first relationship so she has no idea that there are much better men out there

>just stop being a whiny bitch and talk to women
No U stop being whiny and talk to women
i dont want to

Because no one in the first world is truly poor. Money isn't that big of an issue, everyone our age just lives on a different degree of student loans anyway

im bald sorry, maybe when i hit 30 somebody will want me

It was tongue in cheek
But the good genes part is real
Those who can't afford to be picky settle for what they can have of course

mutt's law

Okay stay alone then
Just Klopp it up bro

>she has no idea that there are much better men out there
oh but I think she has user ;)

Ah I want a bird who will touch my thighs. That's so fucking cute.

>Just Klopp it up bro
?

Based. I fucking hate them too

imagine a world without w*men

Deflowered her last wednesday so dont think so. Even if she will ever cheat i will just break up and get a new gf, easy as that
Hair transplant

haha yeah sure man, we'll find one. don't worry about it haha

Do americans really go into threads at random and ask about burgers?

Social media has broken human beings at a fundamental level. If any of you ever have children, please do them and the world a favor and keep them away from social media.
They will be better humans for it.

if you just open the door and act nice and show no personality and only ask her about her life insted of ever talking about yours you are an orbiter, nor a friend
it took me some time to understand that, i hope i explained correctly
it should feel like a mutual relationship, not just you being clingy and trying to be a servant.

Sure, better humans but also isolated khvs

I actually think it's pretty neat that we get to see what the white knight porn addicts look like.

dogpill

He was memeing and you're out of the loop

Cringe

>Hair transplant
not enough hair, im already at late stages of norwood due to childhood related ilness

I'd want to someone to like me, but I dislike everyone I know.

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Height, status, looks, etc etc.

Where were you when you understood that arabs were right about women?

How are we supposed to get a society going on with people like this

We don't.

ITT: incels who don't understand she meant "nice guys" (aka evil incels just like here on Yas Forums) and not actually nice guys

what are arabs right about
what are arab thoughts on women

>get a society going
10/10

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And that's why women friendzone you. Chad doesn't have to do that shit, he just plows

ITT:

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t. Soulless westerner

in what order

jesus christ I hate this height thing women are so obsessed about

Looks for short-term (sex), status for long-term (settling down)

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Behold, our newest ad campaign.

is this the son of basar al-asad?

>Literally all wh*Te roasties

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

this, especially in regards to Yas Forums

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Couldn't be more wrong, I'm actually Romanian kek

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Imagine when the chief god of your pantheon fucks boys in the ass.

She is talking about you whiteknights

my first gf left me because i was too nice to her and she got bored
now i make sure to abuse all my women
they love that shit

>abuse all my women
what do you mean by "abuse" though
can you be more specific

do the greeks really?

youtube.com/watch?v=m-jpwHPsHDQ

this is fake btw

Most nice guys do it because they have to. I have a friend that was a model and he could do whateer the fuck he wanted he still got girls. And for some reason I think girls find men that don't give a fuck much more "normal" than men that are nice.

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I read the mind of Yas Forums before I made this image

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>Social media
It only shed light to the idiocy

If anything we are able to identify the problems like simps now

>nightmare police state
>that flag

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Yeah, I know. Just a bit later I couldn't be mad at her anymore because I just realized that I myself would never have wanted a relationship with my self back then either. I mean nobody likes fat losers that live with their parents, fail at most they start, have no job, have no drive, are socialy awkward... can't blame her for my own failures.
Thank god I turned like 360° the last years.

>I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL I'M ONLY HUMAN AFTER ALL DON'T PUT THE BLAME ON ME

Say what you want about the American police but nobody ever calls them sissies

what kind of women does Yas Forums keep talking about
because based on this thread and many other threads it seems everyone on this board is attracted to 20yo instagram thots which imo are the lowest tier

don't think you'd ever saw american police casually patroling metro station with smg

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relatable EVERYWHERE

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This is all men's fault for being so thirsty, women just take advantage from it

>briTON
>roaming gangs of police armed with military grade weapons
>still can't stop mass stabbings in your biggest city
>forces people to buy/fund government propaganda networks, arrests them if they don't
>London is the highest mass-surveillance city in the world outside of China, and only 3 cities in China beat it

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You've got us there, when I was in Europe, cops with smgs were a common sight.

how about in a humvee on a residential street

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>america
>all the above and worse
you CANNOT win

>When a basic bitch starts talking about her crushes and k-pop guys and you dont have the balls to tell her to fuck off

>martial law
you just answered your own question
doubt bong police wouldn't roll out military vehicles in case of martial law

I have always had this with the women that i've fucked. They were all far below my level of conversation and everything they said just seemed like trivial bullshit. So you sometimes switch what you look at but other than that you're truly dead inside

lmao none of those are true here bong.

Nope.
I slap, choke, and demean every girl I fuck and they all love it no matter how normie and sweet they appear.
Women don't want some perfect man, they want a man that will treat them like a sex toy. You have to be confident and good at chatting to get them into bed though.

Rough shit in bed like choking and spanking. Also be jealous, if she wants to see a guy she's known for a certain amount of years act frustrated, if she wants to go out with her firlfriends set rules etc.. It will give them the feeling you really love them.

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explain that webm to me

>From a biological standpoint
just kys now
nothing will be lost

Just the average conservative woman

well i get it, i meant from where is it i want to know context

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Right wingers are too busy ranting about trannies (and secretly masturbating to them) on imageboards, so this frustrated traditional housewife asked to a kind Berniebro for help to relieve her loneliness.

why would he willingly humiliate himself like that
wtf was he expecting

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Give me one reason why we shouldn't slaughter all women

We need them to do continue the castizo race

Man I remember 10 years ago Euros would make fun of our cops for having guns. Some of them are more armed than ours at this point. Just goes to show around brown, don't clown.

They have vaginas

Pathetic

I have a self warming onahole

yeah yeah you're trying to be a comediant

Nice milkies desu

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Men don't hate nice things tho

why does everyone assume gymbros are assholes? Sounds like sour grapes

What's wrong with treating a woman like a bro?A literal "my wife is my best friend"

I also enjoy having a passionate sex life with my bros

What the brazilian said. Why would he do that. And whh would she allow him to do it since they're clearly fiends or something?

Its just not romantic nor sexy. Simple as. Why not treat her like a gf?

becasue that guy probably never made any moves or let her knew that he's interessted in relationship and she just assumed he's just friends
betas often have problem and think that if they are friends with a girl she will fall for them after some time

thats a lot of cope
tring to shift all problem into one reason
>muh i dont have money thats why

Unironically American police and Homeland security are the most healthy people in their sick nation. Half their country is brown or cucks for browns, and yet they still have that vigorous spirit of self-preservation and threat destruction that all healthy societies need to assert their existence. These guys are heroes for laying the beat down on those niggers, and I mean that.

Load of horseshit.

What if you don't have anything to say? My day to day life isn't that interesting

Hey now, I'm very open about my masturbation to trannies.

you don't, that's why they were excluded from participating in society for so long.

This. Yas Forumscels don't realise that gigachad is nice, whilst Brad isn't. Gigachad is a "nice guy" with an 8 inch cock, 6' 6" tall, toned body, chiselled jaw line, with steel blue eyes underneath a strong brow ridge.

Talk about ideas or passions

being a man and being a nice person aren't mutually exclusive.

Thinking that people shouldn't be abused by the police for being brown doesn't make you a "cuck", it makes you a morally consistent human being. You are mentally ill.

based

there must be some hobbie you have, some interest you have
you dont have to live a James Bond life to be able to have some small talk

Left girl 100% fucks dogs

maybe not beating but you definitely need to stop respecting their opinions.
was a really tough pill for me to swallow since it went basically completely against how I was raised. but the moment I stopped giving a fuck if maybe she didn't want me to touch her, stopped going for compromises so she didn't have to do stuff she didn't want to do and so on was the moment the situation improved.
if you leave women the option, they'll run away. you have to basically force yourself onto them to push them over the initial hurdle because they sure as fuck will not take it if you ask them if they'd like to jump over it.

only problem is that nowadays this basically counts as rape if you aren't good looking (and still rape 30 years down the line even if you are good looking).

Seems a lot less personal,is rather have a very deep romantic friendship

they actualy dont like it and want you to treat them like a woman
t. knower

As a bisexual who has previously gone after men, what do I need to know if I want to go after women?

I feel it is time as I need to get a family soon.

t. 28 year old.

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it's not that women don't want you to do those things for them.
it's that they won't pay for it (i.e. get into a relationship with you) if they can also get it for free because you're doing it even while not getting sex in exchange.
they also want exclusive access to your niceness, which clearly they don't get if you're already doing that stuff for her while not being in a relationship.

women, at least subconsciously, treat sex like a commodity. if person A is already giving them everything they could ask for, it would be a waste to "spend" their sex on that person rather than using it to also get that stuff from person B who is not yet being all that nice to them.

“Nice” guy doesn’t mean nice guy

#relatable

No, it makes you a morally sick human being. Brown people are a group of foreign nations living in your midst, and the idea that a criminal foreign population shouldn't be "abused" because they commit crimes against the people is a sign of moral sickness and loss of identity and self-preservation.

that's a trap you don't want to walk into. I've only ever had one female friend where one-sided feelings didn't destroy the friendship, every other one immediately went into the shitter the moment it was out in the open

you don't let them have any say in it

Women can't be that naive. I know well that several girls I know aren't. They're perfectly able to differentiate between "I know you don't correspond and it's ok" uninterested and "you don't make me peepee hard" uninterested.

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>360°

>Women can't be that naive.
some are. especially the ones that are hot but not yet super hot. they have complexes regarding their looks when comparing themselves to their 9/10 gf so they don't think that all men would fall in love with them, but that's exactly what happens anyway. and they just think it's normal behavior from men because all men around them act like that.

the one in the video definitely fucking knew though.

Shut up Edomite

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I haven't touched any social media since myspace and bebo and I'm still a massive spaz.

It's in fahrenheit you idiot.

>learn to enjoy the solitude
impossible if you're suffering from a severe, unbroken streak of loneliness. that's like telling some starving guy to not think about food so much.
he'd need at least some success to clear his system before he can start looking at it in a more reasonable way.

Yes, but girls that like me talk every day. I can't come up with new things every fucking day.
Sites like this and memes like this about the therapist keep telling me women don't want to hear anything about my feelings. I know it's false but still.

>but I feel like an incel instantly
exactly the whole point of those 24/7 incel rants. just tie reasonable thoughts to an unreasonable caricature and people will be ashamed to think those thoughts.
same how you can tell the most bullshit stories about the holocaust over here in Germany and people will eat it up just because questioning anything regarding that immediately makes you the worst human possible.

I know it's a meme, but I can identify myself in that pic.

fucking them roughly and loving them unwaveringly.

>Sites like this and memes like this (You) about the therapist keep telling me women don't want to hear anything about my feelings. I know it's false but still.
Women generally dont want to be your unpaid therapist, no. Its exhausting, emotionally draining and tiresome. Its the opposite of romantic or sexy.

Ideas and passions aren't the same as using her as an unpaid therapist. Do not do that. Its really annoying for most women especially if she's not close with you.

My husband and I call eachother ''bro''

sometimes I get the feeling that a lot of women assume you cannot be genuinely nice and if you act that way, it's just faked.
legit had platonic friends tell me that I am overdoing it with being nice to some other girl and everyone could tell that wasn't me when I did shit all I wouldn't have done for any other person I like, too

Needs Radetski March over it

Don't tell her you're bisexual until after you fuck her. Most women don't like it.

Go back to r*ddit, also you're less than human

yikes. whatever works for you.

because the people who believe that have never fucking been in a gym that wasn't just some housewife meetup before.
most gymbros I met were just that, bros.

Insecurity? AIDS?

oh no no no

>second point
god forbid your partner wants to share some of their troubles with you. not like you're the one single person on earth he can actually talk to that openly.

Eros is not the only kind of love, and if you find emotional connections annoying it's because you're anti-social and do t have a healthy emotional outlook on life. To put it simply, a woman who lacks these kinds of basic motherly traits is not worth the time or effort to have a long lasting relationship. Blows my mind how many people blow through gf's/bf's because they base their entire relationship around orgasms

I don't want just endless amounts of sex, a family is far more important.

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>Women generally dont want to be your unpaid therapist, no.
they actually fucking love it. just not when it's their partner doing it.