/med/ - Mediterranean thread

She's Chilean, you need to make her mad before she assaults you

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Making someone mad is not the hardest of tasks.

that's racist

These are fun to make. Might make a couple more today.

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thanks satan

test

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Viva España

Tunisians looks like that?

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As it looks

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Henlo frens

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Hello fren.

>p7

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Yes.

Med frens, do you realize that we have on our side the most based flag and most based man that's ever walked upon this earth?

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would fuck

youtube.com/watch?v=mTDuZWQTsLg
this post summons LebAnon

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Who's that guy?

Summoning successful
youtu.be/Y2AqeH1GPs4

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Rate.

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He's Joao, the most based man God has ever created, some even argue that he's God himself.

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Buenos dias

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CAPTCHA KEEPS FUCKING DISCONNECTING

10/10

Where is this?

Buenos días señor

I think that's an english tourist, not german

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Looks like Isola di Loreto but I might be wrong

of course
it never fails

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Which Jewish diaspora has produced the most attractive women?

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I just ate two pain au chocolat bien chaud and one millefeuille bros

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I'm eating fatoush then i'll eat shawarma with hummus

Was expecting Hungary on the bottom left

Meder than you, wh*teboi

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Is he posting that to take shahar's place?

Me too

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Textbook autism

Make a Latin - Greek general why do you.invite barbarians.

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Fatoush looks based, I just googled it. I've never seen purslane used in our cuisine. Hummus I don't like.

>tfw nigger of the med race

At least I live in the most med region of my cunt

I might skip on the hummus if the shawarma is good on it's own

>I'll export some ham to france, whats the worst thing that could happen, we are in the EU after all

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Kek, Bloomberg spent almost 1 billion dollars and now he's out.

he's got this

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So smol and cute

>US politics

He doesn't give a damn

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Thanks.

looks like croatia

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kek

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HVNGARIAN BVLL

>no croatia
rip

These photos never have enough people unfortunately.

I bought another "combination" lottery ticket for the Saturday draw. Prize is now 16.6 million euros since nobody won last week.

Nice sum.

use the hand in the bottom right

The hand is Britain because brits are Med.

This.

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I did. That's the same person as Tunisia. What I forgot to use is the person in the bottom left.

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Now that's based

We have our first two confirmed cases of coronavirus infections. See you anons on the other side of the apocalypse.

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>mfw all 13 cases are being quarantined in my city

>my teacherd did the test
>positive
>now ALL my class have to do the test
Fuck the chinks and their bat eating life

Nevermind, 2 new cases discovered in the past few hours. We are now up to 15

Embrace it italianon

youtube.com/watch?v=AufQINNTbNc

>Be infected
>lef the society for a zigano camp
>infect ALL the ziganos
>since they're always around them they will spread the disease among them
>ziganopandemicgenocide.JPG
You've a mission now, user

Post med kino films

At least we're the only honest nation about covid numbers in the whole continent.
Not like France or Germany
>muh we have few cases in Germany all Italy fault
>oh eurAnons, we've for a strange and misteryous coincidence the worst ''flu'' epidemic of last 60 years here
C'mon, only Putin had this fucking data hyding, i didn't expected the same for other EU states

PS. fuck all the germanic states. Damnd empire destroyers

Oh and btw these two cases are Iranian students.

Meh i wouldn't be that upset about it honestly. Make them scared of you who cares

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MASTERPIECE

>and then I told him durkallah jihad let me in white man
>and the white man said "shit on you shitskin"

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I don't think i've ever seen a western

youtube.com/watch?v=zj0pjawUwFg

>Make them scared of you who cares
They are but they're also one of the most net tourist contributor country. And economic partners.
>inb4 if we will go down the whole EU will go down and they haven't understood this yet

You're missing out, those spaghetti westerns from the 60s and 70s were so fucking kino

Those are afghans in the background?

Spaghetti western are the best

Listen the soundtracks:

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^
from 1:10

Yeah i'm slowly starting to watch more movies

youtube.com/watch?v=4oCdwxmeM2A

Whole movie

Thanks

Saving this
have a dragon film
youtube.com/watch?v=8e3_Xer-SY8

youtube.com/watch?v=rF0Ju0ONwGU

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He should look the rest of the trilogy first

Thoughts

youtu.be/p-Cr-qtBcvc

They're not connected

I know, but it's nicer to see how the whole thing evolved through the movies
First you have the low-budget unexpected success with Clint alone, then you have the second where Lee Van Cleef is introduced, and at the end you get the Good, the Bad and the Ugly

I watched it, it was ok

youtube.com/watch?v=U8wB2clYl2U
the best one
don't watch this ending
youtube.com/watch?v=0JPnR7C8mZQ

I'll check them out in order then
I haven't seen it yet, but i really like the soundtrack. Very calming

And let's not forget the one that started it all, Akira Kurosawa's Yojimbo, the movie of which A Fistful of Dollars is basically a remake
youtube.com/watch?v=y_1iT_GmHTE

There was another guy in the back.

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youtube.com/watch?v=E1E4xCf30lo

You're right that it's better to watch in order because the movies become gradually bigger in scale, but you're not missing anything if you don't unlike common trilogies

Yeah i know, i'm not a continuity autist, i know the stories aren't connected

Since we are talking about westerns
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Kek

I was asking about stuff that's based in med countries at first, but those work

Ennio and Sergio great combo
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Yes, Trinità and its sequel are also must-sees
And after you've seen them, check out Il Mio Nome è Nessuno, which tries to combine the usual serious tones of spaghetti westerns with the light-heartedness of Trinità
I love it because it has my favorite theme and one of my favorite scenes out of a spaghetti western
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The first few Django movies are great too
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Fuck Tarantino for ruining the character and making him a nigger for no reason

Bronson won a purple heart a gunner in one of those big ww2 planes. Latvian lad

>Latvian
Lithuanian

Borsalino

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Baltic Teutonic Slav lad

based

>The first few
There are only two "official" Django movies, and the second one was done years after the era of spaghetti western and was also pretty atrocious
Many spaghetti western used characters named Django, Trinità and Sartana even though they had nothing to do with their original movies, a side effect of the low budget, almost independent nature of most movies of the genre as opposed to the big productions of hollywood westerns

Are you med diaspora or actual brits?

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Here's a full film. The same man who directed The Color out of Space. It's horror inspired by spaghetti westerns. Worth saving.
youtube.com/watch?v=2Xg9wKS_FD4

My wife is Greek

>wife
Surely you meant waifu

Is she hairy?

yes

nice

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youtu.be/otRKDDguvyg

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Bump

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Bump

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She eats all her food I see

Woah!

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