JSA Storytime: Transformers

My work is fully re-opening on Monday and I'm honestly scared and disappointed, the nature of where I work makes it extremely likely the virus is going to spread very quickly there. This whole area just hasn't taken any of this seriously at all.

Is there a 3P figure for Bob?

We've fucked it up before though, Zubbolts!!!!

that sucks, Tex, all you can do is try to not be a vector yourself :(

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That's fair.

>not wanting to work due to being concerned about your well being and the well being of others
No, fuck you and make us money, pay piggies! Compassion is for weak poor people. Now get back to work before we bring out the whips!

well you sure could re-edit that, lol

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As a Euroanon it is completely and totally insane to me that the US just cut everyone a check for $1200 and left it at that. OTOH, the fact a bunch of states grouped up to sort their shit out when the federal government didn't is much better local/regional authority action than you would ever see in my country.

Unfortunately in a pandemic situation the level of response you can have is limited the actions of others. Are you in a high risk group?

Was reading about red invasive fire ants today for no real reason and

1) I really want to run a tabletop dungeon based on a RIFD nest
2) wow RIFD are fucking terrifying

Why is it always Monument Valley?

Hi, ST!

Remember when Marissa was the worst-written human woman? Good times.

it fucking sucks, lemme tell you.

You have no idea, they are creatures from hell, literally spawn of satan

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I had at least two Canadian friends who got jobs various places in the US South and the first thing I said was "Congrats, did someone already tell you about the ants?"

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>As a Euroanon it is completely and totally insane to me that the US just cut everyone a check for $1200 and left it at that.
The system is designed to keep the rich richer and the poor poorer. We're all functionally serfs here.

>last panel
Speaking of fake capitalism and fetishes, Final Fantasy VII. Holy shit, Scarlet. Scarlet is just a bundle of someone's fetishes. Whoever was in charge of here scenes was furiously beating it. Wow.

When I got to the parts about how they manipulate other creatures and how they just fucking destroy ecological diversity I was like "damn these are the things that are gonna take the earth from us"

we've all seen this hentai right

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We really are fifty tiny countries in a coat.

I realitybend since early childhood I am proud of myself to have memed that into reality as well Megs should always be the main.

Good luck tex.
I'm the other user who bought asscreed:ody.
It's...fine? I might have a broken brain though because I managed to play Mafia 3 to completion

>The system is designed to keep the rich richer and the poor poorer. We're all functionally serfs here.
That's true of my country too, and we're also managing things pretty badly, but like... at least the govt here understood they had to cover everyone for a couple of months. I live pretty cheaply where I am and drastically cheaper than any big popular metro area in the US and $1200 wouldn't cover me fully for even a month.

This hentai is considered vanilla nowadays.
>tfw tentacles is a nostalgic fap

yeah, we're like a massively less functional Holy Roman Empire right now

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I honestly want to visit the states pretty badly because there are so many beautiful parts to the country but yeah lmao you all seem fucking crazy, I don't think I could ever live there.

This kinda reminds me of the Daemonites. Maybe I'm just missing Wildcats....

As an Euroanon that was searching for a job before Corona came I wish that was me. 1200 are more than enough for a month for me, I could even buy a bot toy with this. But my government didn't give anybody anything aside from shop owners. I think it's the same for the other countries.

if those are fucking go-bots I may have to scream

I am a single hikkikomori in good health so I really have no worries about myself or my own situation, the problem for me is more that I'm in a job where I could infect hundreds of people per day, it's giving me fucking agita

I tend to prefer peaceful solutions to pests but fire ants need to be fucking oxygen bombed

I mean it's not like it's a terrible game, it's just so generic and avoids taking any risks at all. Like watching a Marvel movie, it's something you do to waste time and it does a good job of that but you won't remember it after you're done. Kassandra is an S-rank waifu though

>that one doujin about the tentacle sex shop

>$1200 wouldn't cover me fully for even a month.
Oh, it's not to cover us. It's so we spend money to get the economy rolling again.

I'm happy I chose her as the protagonist.

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I live here and I desperately want to leave. Definitely visit, definitely do not move here permanently.

Hello, OP.

NGL, my coronamoney is getting banked so I can build a new PC this fall

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Just take the measures you can to reduce your exposure and others' exposure to you, I guess )-:

Sorry to hear it, Tex, shitty situation to be in.

original marvel wraiths were more disturbing than generic looking aliens, I suppose it is one of those copyright issues

Except instead of Caesar, we got stuck with Caligula.

I had forgotten about that one. It was kinda wholesome.

Alexios can be played as a lovable himbo which is great but man Kass is just so charming and refreshing compared to other female protags in games

HRE, not RE

I guess we should be lucky enough to get a Maria Theresia?

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They better get ready to send us a lot more checks then. Cause the economy will ground to a halt again pretty quick with that little amount .

I wanna play the Consentacle card game but it's not exactly the kind of thing you just bust out on someone.