Homestuck Bonus Update Thread: June Edition

Be sure not to use your real name

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god speed user

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its bait to get people payed for this shit

Warning its alot of words.

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Ah a dirk update

user when the fuck isnt it?

Rose cucked Kanaya so now I’m going to cuck rose

imgur.com/a/EENwCsk

Sorry it took so long fellas.

Alright anyone who shilled 5 bucks gonna share.

It just keeps happening.

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Thanks babe

You gonna suck dog dick?

The third jasperose update took several hours, so you're more on time than anything

>pointlessly introducing problems for no reason because you forgot what happened in your own epilogue
Hussie is such a hack and Dave should have raised Yiffy.

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>Yiffys silhouette looks almost exactly like Karkat
What did he mean by this?

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NOT

PLOT

RELEVANT

imgur.com/a/LZ6fGKW

Fixed one i miss 2 pages.

No im going to suck jadeblood clit

Kanaya is Karkat’s grandma’s daughter, Jade is Karkat’s Wife. Yiffy is 50 percent Karkat when you think about it

Also this update is just Andrew talking to Dirk and it lets us know Dirk hates how things turned out and he sees Candy as a pile of shit and hes also fed up with post canon meta wankery and thinks Andrew took it to far. So are the patreons relevant or not?

In response to recent events, I'm hereby instating Oppositestuck Rose as the Prime Rose. I hope you can understand.

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>the update explaining how shit in candy isn't supposed to make sense is hidden behind a paywall never to be read by most of the fandom left
why would they do that, sounds like pretty important stuff to me

>not pointing out the obvious "why did they keep it secret from their spouses" or "why is dave not involved in this if he was willing to adopt and raise a kid in the first place?"

So basically this upd8 is just Hussie explaining why he wanted Yiffy to exist in his usual joking way and Dirk getting upset with it
Also Hussie says Caliborn did nothing wrong

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>makes an update that everybody hates
>bonus is based entirely on responding to said hate
for what purpose?
like isn't their whole point that this is read better through archival instead of serially? doesn't that just completely fuck up the flow even if its not relevant?

It just seemed like the right thing to do at the time. The other Roses really just can't compete.

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This is too corny

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All of Homestuck is nothing but a response now, remember? Nothing is made with passion it's made because people are upset about a thing. Homestuck^2 only exists to fund Hiveswap and because people hated the epilogues and the epilogues only exist because Cohen's snapchats fell through and people hated Act 7.

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Nothing wrong.

Hussie feeds on the annoyance of his audience. Read his old formspring posts

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I think this is all a pseudo-intellectual attempt to justify the poor quality of writing

Pumpkin epilogues best epilogue.

>that image as OP

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>Dirk becomes /ourguy/ and seethes at Hussie for letting candy happen.
This makes me, so fucking upset.
But I'm not sure if I love it or not.

That was massively underwhelming. Was Problem Sleuth / Early Homestuck just accidently good in spite of Hussie's best efforts? Was I stupid for enjoying the apparent sincerity in them?

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Thanks for posting this again, it inspired me to make this shitty doodle the other day
I don't know what Yiffy actually looks like and I don't care

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Yes it kinda sucks the sting out of it

Like we all know we were supposed to hate that, but I don't really like the story telling me I was supposed to hate that

homestuck ended on act 6
stop pretending it didnt
youre all wrong none of this is real none of this is canon stop telling yourself this is happening
homestuck ended on act 6

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aww, thanks.

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>haha dirk agrees with you, don't you feel stupid now?
no wp, i don't

It was quite literally Hussie talking to himself the upd8 and firing shots at the "certain parts of the audience" with arguments they didnt even make.

Wow this is like
Not shit

sneed?

reminder

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>if were not on metawanking were on retarded decisions
>if were not retarded decisions were on metawanking
Whatever im getting tired of this shit anyway.
Does anyone have any complains they want to air?
Wanna predict when hiveswap act 2 will come out?
Any ideas on how you would do shit differently?
Fanfics to post?
We get these threads once or twice a month so use em properly

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That's CLEARLY Chuck

Why do all the characters use this twitter speak now? I remember there was an update where Dirk even said "y'all"

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Giving a damn about the characters in the first place helps immensely.

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Hope worst aspect
Rage best aspect
Oricka

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Actually

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what's this fanfic you're all reading and why are we acting like it has anything to do with hussie or og homestuck?

Dude.
Every outside reference is made for twitter mouth breathers just for the sake of it
>DUDE KOMAEDA
>DUDE SIMP LOL
It'll never end
I fucking hate twitter

RIP

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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

ABSOLUTE FUCKING IDIOT.

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I just noticed how not a single one of the new human kids got any fucking personality.

>short hair
Into the trash it goes

Dirk using yall at least fits, Dave occasionally used texan lingo in the actual canon comic.

With this new upd8 we can no longer deny Hussies involvement.

Rage Gang rise up

It was more like him going "Hee hee, I know you're all pissed and I know this is utter dogshit and I think that's hilarious"

Like, we're not supposed to be against Dirk here. Yiffy was entirely a device to get people to sympathize with Dirk. People prefer Rosebot to Candy Rose now, which justifies his kidnapping of her.

So the "dirk statue with a hint of rebellion in his eye" really was him spying.
I guess when a "brain ghost" counts as a splinter, that shouldn't be surprising

What Have I Become
My Sweetest Friend

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yeah like honestly it feels more cowardly than anything. like you're trying to clapback at people but behind your own closed doors. doesn't really work like that.
also the dirk thing still doesn't work when people actively despise him/huss

homestuck.com/story/4736
Yikes isn't Twitter exclusive.

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I dunno i was just writing yiffy as jade's total lack of irony with dave's stoicism to be the ultimate straight man to everyone and blunt to the point of uncomfortability. But a sweetheart.

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Do you think Hussie even wrote the Hussie parts?

bet

>HS^2 better than HS^s in the story telling department
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

No

bet also isn't twitter exclusive

>literally a fucking secret second family
>for 15 years
>the planned to hide it forever
This is way more fucked up than the fucking itself and why the fuck is Rose not being portrayed as an awful person? That's not a minor mistake done in the heat of the moment that's a fucking lifetime of lies and manipulation.

The Virgin Yiffy Lalonde vs the CHAD Yiffy Strider

Homestuck got it's original audience because of the flashes and music tho.

No, What Pumpkin is trying to squeeze people for cash.