Why are comic writers like this?

>hurdur me no-nonsense President, me use swear-words
>hurdur fucking rocks dude
>hurdur here's Joan of Arc having orgies with island niggers
Why are they all like this? Why does everything devolve to sex, booze and drugs?
>inb4 why did you read The Authority past the first vol
I wanted to see how things played out, sue me...

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What's the context, she's a little girl who turns into an adult?

>all
>everything
Hyperbole isn't your friend.

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>Why are comic writers like this?
>Why does everything devolve to sex, booze and drugs?

Because they're were unfuckable nerds in their teems who never had to experience any of it IRL?

Makes sense, a lot of the golden age, silver age, and early bronze age comic writers were chads who lead interesting lives. They went to war and and got into all sorts of shit and then ended up forming families if not just sleeping around. From the 90's and forward those were the nerds who grew up reading the comics but they didn't have much life experience and nowadays they don't even read comics.

Warren Ellis is a pseudo-edgy midwit faggot who pretends to be brave while reinforcing the prejudices of the guardian-reading middle class so they can feel daring without actually being threatened. Now imagine if it was Anne Frank in the OP instead.

ITT triggered trannies

Unlikely, the posters here are all alive.

I don't understand... What am I suppose to get angry at on this page? People smoking and drinking?

It doesn't make sense. How exactly does "rich life experience" help you dish out the trite boring monotonous stuff that a lot of Silver Age books were? Where every single issue is a new villain of the week with a gimmick that comes, wrecks shit, gets deleted, meanwhile there's some soap opera shit going on with the supporting cast in the background.

The author of Transmetropolitan wrote that drivel? How the mighty, indeed.

Yes.
Here is a picture of OP and their friends.

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what comic is this?

the authority: Revolution

Thanks friend

And sex sells.
What is the other big thing that will be remembered from Games of Thrones or Spartacus? The lewdness and crudness.

It’s Joan Of Arc, one of Christendom’s heroes, and one of the few women who weren’t worthless broodmares, acting like an American party girl on Spring Break. You see nothing wrong with this?

I don't know anybody who has watched Spartacus, but GoT's legacy is having one of the absolute biggest dips in quality of all time.

She was a glorified flag holder

Taking hyperbole at face value is legitimate autism you sperg.

This is an example of "sex sells" you faggot this is just degeneracy. "Sex sells" is putting tits and ass on the cover/inside. This is two useless cunts acting like teenage boys.

>sex sells.
Biggest lie of all

So using the virigin Mary in a story and making her a slut for no story-driven reason wouldn't seem absurd to you? Media doesn't exist in a vaccum.

Isn't an example*

Looks like I need to start drinking.

Most comic writers are males
Most comic book readers are males

Prior to trying to expand to women and other minorities in the 00s/10s, the big names at marvel/dc wrote mostly what sold after being free of censorship (IE sex). This is also known as the extreme 90s.

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>This is also known as the extreme 90s.
This is from the late 00s...

Ah forgive me, I missed a period. We were in the mist of "lol fuck colors, extreme edge, drugs, etc". Like the 90s only with more visible legs and smaller guns.

Reasons still remain however, the Vertigo line was just meant to be all around egier and separate from DC main. Its why you had Engineer (or was it Swift) kick Bill Clinton in the balls for trying to sexually assault her and other random shit extreme shit.

And I say all this as a guy who quite enjoyed the authority books before DC decided fuck them over by merging them with the main universe.

Comics don't seem like they'd be for you, buddy.

It's only the filthy britbongs
>hur dur look at me I'm edgy
>hur dur sex and drugs bro hur dur
>hur dur thatcher bad hur dur