remember when Pearl almost killed a baby
Remember when Pearl almost killed a baby
Kevin Hall
Julian Reed
She said sorry
Joseph Turner
Yeah, I can see why Steven left. That place was a shitshow
Charles Thompson
All that would happen is pink baby steven popping out, destroying the van with its crying, then remerging with flesh baby steven.
Juan Harris
I mean it wouldn't have killed him it would have just made a baby pink Steven
Parker Martinez
Remember when she almost killed him again when she almost let him fall off that cliff? Good times, good times.
Adrian Phillips
well she did check to see if he was okay
Benjamin Foster
Yup remember when she almost killed him again by trying to take him to space in a faulty ship
Aaron Scott
Let's be honest, everyone but Connie has tried to kill Steven.
James Evans
That's life
Cameron Peterson
Would that have even killed him? He'd have probably just been in a body cast for a few weeks while his auto-regen worked.
Jordan Hill
It doesn't count if it's your own kid.
Kevin Campbell
no wonder he left
Grayson Murphy
That’s not the point, she didn’t care at all about the kid she raised, I don’t know why people she’s his mother, she has never been into it
Jayden Kelly
She was a wack job
Jason Martin
I'm starting to think Steven has become resentful towards his family.
Hunter Fisher
she is more like his father whose wife died in childbirth
Dominic Lopez
Really dude?
Lucas Lewis
She cares for him like a mother and obviously loves him she just has problems since every time she sees Steven she is basically looking at her dead lover
Evan Nelson
It’s kind of why he left home forever to suck hitchhiker dick and go to glory holes
Austin Garcia
It’s not like she’s a bad person, she’s just not the maternal type. They’re more like close friends
Oliver Campbell
*her dead friend who was in no way interested I her the same way she was into her
Ftfy
Joshua Martinez
Well we don't know what would happen if any vital organs got damaged. Luckily all of his injuries have been broken bones and stuff humans can mostly recover from. What would happen if he got directly stabbed in the heart or got caught in a fiery explosion like Pearl almost put him in? If he actually does die can he bring himself back to life? Probably best not to risk it right?
Ian Johnson
Oh I remember you.
I'm wondering if you're also the connverse spammer.
Xavier Sullivan
>hmm
Anthony Russell
His mom is like Garnet, even CN knows this, Pearl is like an aunt if anything. Their relationship is weird because it got more like him supporting her bullshit which isn’t really something you do with a kid
Kayden Barnes
That's what I was thinking the way that user talks is the exact same as the anti-Connverse spammer
Austin Cooper
I'm not going to lie I did sort of miss you.
Jayden Morales
I love the bird mom
Parker Flores
So, why did Gregg let "aliens" raise his flesh and blood? Half elf, demon, angel, etc... If am the father and the mother is dead, then it is all on me as the remaining parent.
Zachary Cooper
He wasn’t exactly aware of how to be a good father besides knowing whatever he had with his parents wasn’t good. He just figured they’d be better with Steven than he would have been since he was magic and Greg wasn’t
Benjamin Morales
holy shit did we just get a based Oliva poster?
Owen Ross
Pretty much this
Bentley Wright
Objectively best girl
Jaxson Perry
He co-parented Steven alongside the gems.
Thomas Jenkins