Is he the most pathetic Yas Forums character?
Is he the most pathetic Yas Forums character?
Jacob Morales
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Lincoln Roberts
>23 years old and still a simp
Simps don't magically stop being simps at a specific age.
Lincoln Flores
Well this is an image comparing Finn and Mordecai and while Finn might have been a simp he grew out of it and he is only a teenage while this guy still simping as an adult no excuse
Jonathan King
>Finn might have been a simp
Finn was never a simp.
Michael Martin
>simps all over the candy kingdom
>simped out of his own house for marceline
>simps for fucking hotdog princess
>participated in simpzard battle
>cheated in simpzard battle
>cucked out of the kiss for winning simpzard battle
Jonathan Stewart
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSIMP
Juan Miller
Never watched AT, but that sounds like the resume of a complete faggot
Jaxson Gray
Does that mean that it is okay to anally rape him and cum inside him?
Tyler Campbell
user. Princess Bubblegum is a nigh-immortal and powerful dictator. Who is also a scientist.
Marceline is a nigh-immortal vampire spawn from the hellverse. Who plays guitar.
The pre-requisite to being a simp is that you chase someone is below you. But the women in AT are so far out of everyone's league that it's not even possible to simp after them to begin with.
Julian Clark
Jeremiah Murphy
>The pre-requisite to being a simp is that you chase someone is below you.
Dylan Russell
Personally don’t think it compares to your waifu
Ayden Hughes
Yes. That's what a simp is.
Hunter Long
why have you been spamming mordecai threads for days
Kayden Barnes
You forgot
>Margaret is probably trans
Benjamin Bailey
>user. Princess Bubblegum is a nigh-immortal and powerful dictator. Who is also a scientist.
>Marceline is a nigh-immortal vampire spawn from the hellverse. Who plays guitar.
MEDIOCRE PUSSY and you know it
Christian Green
I don't even care for either one of them, but you're just being stupid for the sake of being stupid.
Have fun dating a barista.
Gabriel Fisher
>23 years old and still a simp
>tfw 26 years old and haven't talked to a girl since leaving HS
Brandon James
my boy got the enchiridion at like 12. he cast down the lich at 14 and regularly bodied powerful elementals like the ice king. fucker defeated orgalorg. pb's a glorified chemist and marceline's a borderline anorexic art hoe. if fin fucked either of them he'd be settling
Jaxon Diaz
i'm a girl, hi user
Grayson Harris
>i'm a """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""girl""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""", hi user
Fixed that for you.
Parker Cook
Dominic Rogers
If it makes you feel any better he's dying a virgin.
Glad he didn't settle and kept all that heroic jizz in his coin purse until it evaporated.
Luke Ross
Uh no
Jason Torres
>If it makes you feel any better he's dying a virgin.
A) he cannonically got sucked off by lsp
B) he non-canonnically got pumped full of so much abhuman/monster cum he doesnt even come up human on a dna test
Leo Reyes
Finn fucks the flaming pussy of fire princess what the fuck yall saying
Christopher Butler
Loser can't fly either
Alexander Long
He never fucked her
Isaac Parker
Rewatching regular show has me realising how much of a douche Mordecai really was. He regularly beat the shit out of Rigby even when he didn't deserve it.
Elijah Murphy
you honestly think he never got flambo to spit on his dick?
Luke Howard
>pb's a glorified chemist and marceline's a borderline anorexic art hoe
Finn would Job to both of them on a 1v1 fight.
And even if he WERE to beat them, then that means he's settling for mediocre pussy no matter who he chases because guess what?
PB and Marcy are queen bitches regardless.
David Edwards
Sooooo beta orbiting is ok as long as its someone below your social status?
I can tell you're either a beta orbiter or a beta woman.
Tyler Cook
>Sooooo beta orbiting is ok as long as its someone below your social status?
Who said beta orbiting is okay?
They're both unhealthy relationships for different reasons.
Kevin Barnes
He'd only "job" to them because the writers would refuse to admit their pet lesbians are basic, weak bitches.
PB works on batman rules where she can pull whatever is required out of her ass because SCIENCE, BITCH.
Marceline is a vampire and even with the magical bullshit that implies, you push the nigga under a sunlamp and she's dead.
Lets not turn this into a power-level wank with inconsistently written characters.
Besides, Finn deserves better than a dried out piece of gum or a corpse.
Hunter Stewart
>Besides, Finn deserves better than a dried out piece of gum or a corpse.
Emotionally? Definitely.
In terms of power and social status? He lives in a fucking tree.
William Jenkins
beta orbiting is the same thing as being a simp.
I suppose I went off and assumed you were promoting one or the other, and that is mea culpa.
Andrew Adams
>beta orbiting is the same thing as being a simp.
It isn't. The reason everyone calls Mordecai a simp is because he's too dense to realize that Margaret is in and/or below his league.
Josiah Gray
Finn is literally the wunderkind savior avatar of Ooo.
PB is a leftover piece of trash that gained sentience and literally had to build her own city to rule over to sate her god complex and loneliness since she's a godawful bitch.
Marceline is a hippy-dippy piece of shit that floats around and squats wherever she sees fit because she's a friendless bitch nobody wanted to put up with.
Finn plainly deserves better.
Landon Morales
being a simp is just beta orbiting and hoping your lower class bitch notices you enough to chase you.