What if peter was a dog?

Then he would be Peter Barker, obviously.

Beter*

That just works too well, I'm kind of disappointed in Marvel for not doing it.

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spider dog
spider dog
does what ever a spiderdog does

Why do furries obsess about canines?

I don't get it.

Then White girls would instantly fall in love with him.

Mary Jane sometimes calls him a tiger. "You just hit the jackpot, tiger"

Dogs are domesticated and easily accessible, lots probably have pet dogs, and they are labeled as man's best friend, they also get the largest amount of media attention with dog movies and animated movies about dogs. With all this material it is easy for canines to be very popular with furries.

He'd be Peter Barker

they, love em.

Hello, is this the underrated department? I'd like to report a post.

Because furries are pathologically fixated on the ego. They like animals because animals are cute and friendly, but the portray themselves as animals because they want to be seen as cute and friendly. They don't understand how to be these things, only how to appear as them. The same goes for all the cool, graceful, strong, deadly animals, for furries, species are a form of language that deals in ideas and personality, this way they can overcome their extreme autism to communicate who they are(or want to be) to others and easily integrate themselves into a social group.

The habit of reading a personality type or a mood from an animal face is directly related to cartoons as well, since caricatures are meant to exagerate expression and make it easier to see, which helps people who have trouble reading faces and emotions.

How do you make a tiger look unintimidating?

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Peter always had that "would hurt a fly" look.

you had to ask...

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That tiger would suck you dry and ask for seconds.

>How do you make a tiger look unintimidating?
Same as any cat

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How do you get the ears inside the ear flap?

He puts the mask on while hanging from the ceiling.

>”ban ban ban ban ban”
>Jap emoji
What’s the translation user?

god I want to pet that 200 pound killing machine's cheeks