Please read my book user, I'll do literally anything you want, just buy it please

Please read my book user, I'll do literally anything you want, just buy it please.

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Shut up Harley Quinn

You're not real and can't rub my nub

That is the premise, yes. And I did buy your book. Make another one and I'll buy that too.

You should have taken a page out of She Hulk's book and jump rope naked. Now you're affiliated with fucking mutants.

>read my book user
alrighty then

>just buy it please
ahahahaha oh no no no no no

Get fat

Only if you be my girlfriend

How long ago was this canned?

Cute

needs more ryona

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Tell me user, is it a total sellout or does it carry some of the spirit from the first run?

She should have used her meta powers to make her tits bigger.

>I'll do literally anything you want.
You'd stoop THIS low, eh? ;)

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I already read it, can't buy the trades until book stores open up again.

Only if you stop being a shitty Deadpool knock of and return to the quirky dumbass you used to be.

In a way fanartists and editors already do that.

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>wanna buy the first run
>only the first two volumes are available

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I already read it, Gwen. It's pretty good. I thought you were gonna be annoying but Christopher Hastings does a good job at writing you. Didn't like you in West Coast Avengers though, you didn't add much to the team there.

It's totally worth reading if you're only familiar with the first run. It may not look like it at first but stick with it and you'll be pleasantly surprised.

Those are way bigger than Ds

You don't meet a lotta women, huh?

ANYthing I want, you say? Well in that case how about we lube up and hold hands? Maybe even have a nice long walk in the park? Right in front of EVERYBODY?

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>highest rated r rated film of all time
that aged poorly

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wait is she not gwen stacy? I don't give two shits about the big two, so I always assumed.

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The character design came from a series of gag pics of Gwen Stacy in other character's costumes. When they turned "Gwenpool" into an actual character, they ditched the Gwen Stacy thing and her name is Gwendolyn Poole who is also a cute blonde chick but maybe autistic.

This plus the fact that she's from our world.

anyone have the page where Gwen buttslams the reader?

I thought the same thing for years.

>She'll never go full Superboy Prime
Honestly, let's cut the bullshit. Characters like Gwen are made to be villains or one shots. Otherwise you just occupy this weird neverending trek through character development land where nothing actually happens. Plus giving her 4th Wall powers is so busted that they clearly ran out of ideas quickly.

Technically D cup has nothing to do with big tits it's all about cup size AND band length

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sister sizes are a scam to make titty monsters buy ill-fitting bras

More the opposite

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Show feet

With the amount of times Gwen bites the dust, ryona is commonplace.

Feminist blogs always cried about why Gwen only has the role to die dramatically, which most likely sparked the idea for superpowered Gwen who doesnt die.

Funny thing is, nobody complains when Bens only role in Spider-Man is to die dramatically because nobody cares when white men die. Where's his chance of being an Elderly Spider-Man?