ITT: Shit Normies Say

ITT: Shit Normies Say
>Iron Fist is a White Savior!

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>Peter Parker is an unlucky loser out of costume
>Harley Quinn YASS KUH-WEEN
>Superheroes were always liberal (read, agrees with blue check marks)

>Why isn’t the Green Lantern Black?

>Superman is boring
>Aquaman just talks to fish
>Moon Knight is just Marvel's batman

>she's not Mary Jane, it's an homage
>WTF why is deadpool's mouth stitched? Literally worst X-man movie ever
>WTF why doesn't the Mandarin actually have magic rings, literally worst marvel movie ever
>that spiderman 3 dancing scene is so cringy haha

>defending X-Men Origins

I don't thinking anyone does this

>Moon Knight is just Marvel's Batman
I've completely forgotten about this after I've read so many Moon Knight comics. The similarities pretty much end at a weirdly shaped boomerang.

>Wonder Woman was a good movie

>Epstein didn't kill himself

>Raimi Spidey movies are bad because they're too campy
Don't wanna derail the thread, I just think that superheroes are inherently campy and that's their appeal. Every superhero is campy to some degree and to deny it is embarrassing.

>Green Lantern sucks

>Jean Grey dies all the time

>Peter Parker is an unlucky loser out of costume
I mean after OMD that was objective fact

>everything would be great if white people got Thanos'd

>The Sequel movies were good
>The Prequel movies were good
>I like Star Wars

>The Joker was a harmless prankster who never killed anyone until Frank Miller/It/The Killing Joke/Nolan!

>Silver Age comics are sooo stupid! Spider-Man fought villains like the Funny Bunny, Web-Man and The Wall!

>Watchmen was the first comic ever to have anti-heroes and downtime scenes!

>How come villains are always giant on the first page of old comics?

>The X-Men were ALWAYS a metaphor for Civil Rights and the government sent Sentinels after mutants and Stan was so progressive for making a villain a Holocaust Survivor in the early 60s! I know, I heard it on some HBO documentary...

>Why did they make The Pink Panther movies about some detective?

>Spider-man never interacted with the Marvel Universe or was part of it!

>The Fantastic Four were never big players in the Marvel universe or popular!

Are you a fucking retard? Normies would never say anything ever about Moon Knight

>Joker is a good movie

The ones who eat up Cracked.com and CBR are starting to.

>>Silver Age comics are sooo stupid! Spider-Man fought villains like the Funny Bunny, Web-Man and The Wall!

What the fuck are you smoking? What type of fucking normie would ever name the Funny Bunny?
You're making these up

>Peter Parker is an unlucky loser out of costume
But isn't that literally what every Spidey editor has always wanted? Wasn't the Clone Saga literally created so that Spider-Man could go back to being an ealry 20s loser who's cucked constantly in his daily life? Wasn't the whole POINT of "Warts and All" that Peter's just a regular dude?

>civillians don't need AR15s

You haven't been on Yas Forums much. Spidey Super Stories shit is what 90% of the board thinks Spider-Man comics were like thanks to Superdrickery and various other faggot clickbait "Crazy old comics YOU WON'T BELIEVE" sites.

Go start a thread on "Silver Age villains" with some actual silly Silver Age villain like Living Eraser or something. Spidey Super Stories villains will pop up within 5 replies if not earlier, I guarantee.

They don't. Just because COVID is stopping a lot of mass shootings right now doesn't mean gun laws aren't completely fucked.

Well these cocksuckers need to suck cock cause Ditko's Spider-man was the shit, and they're never gonna be happy talking shit online the know nothing about

Even Batfans barely read the Golden Age murdering Joker. Silver Age Joker actually killing people was so rare that him doing so when he came back in the Bronze Age was treated like a fucking event. Plus, the only 80s stories with him that anyone even remembers are Killing Joke/DKR/Death in the Family.

If Silver Age rules came back, you know that modern comics fans would shit themselves in rage, claiming that nostalgia-bux are worse than woke-bux.

Considering that Stan Lee was talking about how the X-Men were stand-ins for prejudice even back in the 60s, Magneto was suppose to be a representation of "deplorible" violent revolutionaries.

The Silver Age WAS stupid.

>defendng the 100% made-for-retarded-children Silver Age comics

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All comics are made for retarded children you fucking faggot

No Dr. Wertham, that's wrong

All the more reason to never defend it.