Finally an X-Men p*** comic based on krakoa now

X-Men Parody - Bacchanalia

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>decent art...dialog that isn't cringe city...
Oh please be what I've been waiting for, the near-mythical "good" pr0n comic.

Storm and Mystique have slept with Logan, but Psylocke, Polaris, and Magik.

What is Magik's sexual preference? and roughly how old is she 23?

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>what’s Magik’s preference
She’s bi, but prefers the cocks of her demon subjects in limbo.

But the main comic already is basically a parody that wishes it could be porn.

>Mistique's nipple
MOOOOODSS

why stop at 2 pages, the next 2 are still sfw

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Isn't she always naked, just makes her skin look like clothes? Pretty gross when you think about it

Magik is between 9-12 is an adult's body, Jubilee is much older than her when she was canon 13 so, and she's presented as asexual since coming back from the dead probably Marvel doesn't want to answer the question how old is Magik.

Pixie is going to get destroyed

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I know Alx's game, Beast is going pee on Jubes after giving her the knot.

Aight, you've convinced me, i'm gonna jerk off to this, do you have the full thing?

Jubes is going to take the knot

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I actually only had the two. I'll copy the ones you push down.

>GOD SHALL SMITE YOU, DEGENERATE FREAKS
>FUCK YOUR PLANTS, KRAKOANS
>DOOM WILL BRING ORDER

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Doomcel be gone

>Magik is between 9-12 is an adult's body

You stupid fucking faggot. You absolutely retarded piece of trash. You have no idea what you are talking about and yet you run your mouth

needs more obscure characters.

no I'm right, the demon Belasaco made her 2nd body which is an adults body. she still has a soul of a nine year old, it's not Illyana from the future she just possessed a demonic clone body.

what? Esme Cuckoo and Skunk Starjammer isn't a deep enough cut for you?

Sammy the Juggernaut's squid boy friend from Austen's run or nothing.

You sound like you've only ever read summaries on wikipedia.

>Belasaco made her 2nd body which is an adults body

Wrong. He recreated her exactly as she was when she died during Inferno. That makes her body a teenager.

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Ok I don't care for OP, I just wanna figure out what's the current situation with Illyana.

So she got kidnapped and taken to Limbo for years with Belasco, then I'm not sure when (Inferno?), she got de-aged and later died from Legacy Virus, if I recall. Later on I'm not sure how she got resurrected (Limbo time shenanigans?), but she basically didn't have a soul for a while, or at least had it severely damaged, but eventually was kinda getting better, also there was X-Inferno but for some reason I forgot most everything that happens on it. Then bendis took over and I didn't bother trying to keep track, and maybe something happened in Secret Wars V because there was an Inferno mini.

Anyone mind clarifying?

>she still has a soul of a nine year old

Her soul was stored in her bloodstones and her soul sword, like a lich's phylactery. Since this soul from when she was a teenager, it is a teenage soul too.

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More phylactery action

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Is the full thing on /aco/?

She's also a time traveller, and time passes differently in Limbo

She spent an undefined amount of time between the end of X-Infernus and the beginning of New Mutants vol. 3, travelling through time trying to prevent the rise of the Elder Gods.

And she spent even more time travelling to the past to get sorcerer training from Doctor Strange during Bendis' run.

She's probably a lot older than she looks

hasn't been written yet, just 4 pages

>it's not Illyana from the future

Not "from the future" but she has spent years traveling through the future.

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>kitty being doubleteamed by bishop and pyro
>Wolverine having an orgy

>She spent an undefined amount of time between the end of X-Infernus and the beginning of New Mutants vol. 3, travelling through time trying to prevent the rise of the Elder Gods.
Wait how come I don't recall that?!

Isn't Hepzibah basically Scott's step-mom?

Exactly. Her body does not age like a normal person's.

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I don't know.

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