HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS WITHOUT MY DRINK?
how is he holding it like that without messing up the pizza
it's underwater
it wont sloop down
Stop trying to bring logic into this.
I can down a whole pizza without any milk!
Fuck your diet Dr. Kelp.
You think I give a fuck about the customer?
Fuck, I don't even want this job!
You're a fish nigga, just drink the water around you
He didn't even ordered one and then he flat-out yelled at Spongebob. It was sweet of Squidward to share a piece of his mind with him.
Just use cans
He probably though it came with a drink.
Like a moron.
good pizza wont slip
Moron indeed.
Are you neet fuckers paying your delivery people extra tips due to the virus?
Squidward throwing the pizza in that guys face was one of the best moments of his character
Even if it did get messed up, why would he care? He doesn't want it at that point
>eating delivery food
It's like you wanna get sick. Just cook you lazy bastard.
>"I ordered a pizza, the virus should be here in about 30 minutes to an hour."
I haven't been getting any.
we dont know he didnt, mr krabs was on the phone and too distracted by the thought of having a customer
yes he was a twat but he couldve also been in the right
YOU WANNA FUCKING GO BUDDY? YOU WANNA SQUARE THE FUCK UP?
Then he should've rang to KK and called out Crabs on it, not went everything on poor Bobby.
1) I always do carryout
2) There's only one person I trust with Grubhub stuff and it's a crapshoot if I'm gonna get her if I order something
>"her"
>tfw I have OCD
>tfw she's the only person I feel comfortable cleaning my things
>tfw realizing it's a weird way to recognize I actually love her like no one else
If you'd actually go back to the episode and see the order take place in action we see that the guy is still talking even while Mr. Krabs goes to hang up the phone. Mr Krabs is the catalyst of this.
He's too angry to notice it'd mess up the pizza right now.
You bite chew and swallow. Do you not know how to eat sir?
Yeah, I've been giving them 20% in cash.
ONLY IF YOU'RE A... A FILTHY PARALLELOGRAM!
I haven't eaten anything but home cooked in almost 2 months because of this shit. I don't trust these fast food workers. Hell,I KNOW these people. Some are liable to spite somebody with a cough.
Nah... I WANNA TESSERACT UP NIGGA!
He has telekinesis.