HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EAT THIS WITHOUT MY DRINK?

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how is he holding it like that without messing up the pizza

it's underwater
it wont sloop down

Stop trying to bring logic into this.

I can down a whole pizza without any milk!

Fuck your diet Dr. Kelp.
You think I give a fuck about the customer?
Fuck, I don't even want this job!

You're a fish nigga, just drink the water around you

He didn't even ordered one and then he flat-out yelled at Spongebob. It was sweet of Squidward to share a piece of his mind with him.

Just use cans

He probably though it came with a drink.
Like a moron.