How would Carl fare in the Codename: Kids Next Door universe?
How would Carl fare in the Codename: Kids Next Door universe?
Lives right next door to Sector V and whenever their treehouse gets taken it always falls on his house first
Carl would be too lazy to do anything against the KND.He wont be considered a threat.
Or his car.
His crabs are a bigger threat.
Bump.
He might be considered a threat if he tries to stop the KND from getting into his pool.
Bump
>'Ey! WHY'S THERE A FRIGGIN' ROBOT RABBIT IN MY LAWN? No! Not "ON" my lawn. IN. AS IN, IT'S DIGGING RIGHT INTO IT. THAT AIN'T CHEAP TO FILL. I DON'T CARE IF THE BALD ONE'S GOIN' THROUGH CHEMO, I'LL WHOOP HIS LIMEY ASS IF THEM ROTTEN LITTLE KIDS DON'T FIX THIS
I would watch that episode.
He won't die, but he has the chance of being used in one of the villain's experiments.
Does he hook up with Soccer Mom?
He'd be their neighbor who constantly gets his shit accidentally destroyed by them. Eventually he'd probably become a villain for an episode, but the KND would barely recognize his existence.
He teams up with a d-list villain to break into the treehouse and steal back his TV
Of all the villains, he has the great misfortune of teaming up with the Toiletnator.
He would be The Fornicator.
He bangs their moms and splits up marriages to make kids miserable
>finally all those unemployment checks come through
>carl hets a hooker
>getting her out of the car
>whole block full of kids
>ok, no, get back in the car i- i...how good are you at hiding under the seats?
>just wait, 5 minutes, wait, can you just get one hand free from under the seats? 1 hand is all i need
>oh you are driving away in my car, you gonna wait for me back at the club right? thats good thinking, there are no kids at the club
>you are going to wait for me at the club right?
>all my checks were in that car
>all my checks were in that car
shits gold user
Bump
lel
and nice trip my man
>It's the first episode again but this time Carl just comes at them with a baseball bat and swear words instead of a robotic pool chair
Is Carl secretly the supervillain Pottymouth?
He’d more likely come at them with a shotgun.
I want his name to be "Spaghetti".
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Ideally, he kicks their uppity little asses and gives them the beating they deserve.
But Carl is destined to lose.
>Carl is their most dangerous enemy because hes just thuggish jersey trash rather than a wacky super villain.
He’s not in good shape though
He's got some muscle mass in that THUMP episode when he flexes, and some normal people seem to think he can kick their ass and he constantly deals with the mafia.
It's probably got something going for him.
No question. It's time he got some.