I recently learned that Mike posted other Mike and Melissa animations to his channel back in the day before it all got purged. None of that shit got saved, so all we got for now is a script from memory by someone that saw it.
Mike and Melissa Lost Videos
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>Mike, stressed out working on his finals
>Melissa poofs in
>MELISSA: What's up, Mike? I'm like, super bored right now? Wanna go play some games? Go for a walk? Mess around the campus? Eat somewhere? (suggestively) spend some time with your favorite skunk?
>MIKE: I can't, I have to work on my finals, I haven't got time for anything, I'm nervous, I'm stressed, I'm unhappy -- I don't know if I can get through with this! Melissa, I'm gonna go INSANE, maybe MORE INSANE THAT I'M ALREADY AM! THESE FINALS ARE GONNA BE THE END OF ME!
>MELISSA: Mike! Mike! Come on, breathe with me, in - out - in - out. That's it. I know how to solve your little problem.
>MIKE: Can't we do that later, come on!
>MELISSA: No, I don't mean -that-
>MIKE: What is it then?
bump
>Melissa turns his head outside his window, we see a squirrel in a treebranch
>MELISSA: You're seeing it?
>MIKE: What is it?
>MELISSA: Look at it!
NOOOO THE SACRED TEXT
>MIKE: look at what?
>MELISSA: Over there!
>MIKE: The Squirrel?
>MELISSA: Yes! Look at him.
>A Pause, he doesn't understand.
>MIKE: I don't get it
>Melissa rolls her eyes
>MELISSA: Watch as he cares for nothing in the world except his walnuts, his branch, his tree, he's careless, at peace, happy. We should all be like that squirrel.
>Pause, she moves and they look at each other
>MELISSA: Mike, we can't live stressed out all the time, work is important, the finals are important but so is having a little time to yourself, a time to relax, enjoy life, climb a tree and when you're relaxed you'll focus better on your work. onuses and bonuses. BE the squirrel.
>Mike turns to her and embraces her
>MIKE: you're right Melissa, you know I'm so lucky to have you so you can tell me that. come here
>Mike licks her, she licks him back
>MELISSA: So? Will you be a squirrel with me?
>MIKE: Let's goooooo!!!!
>Mike and Melissa and other characters (Mike's friends) hang on the tree branch, white text fades in
>you know I'm so lucky to have you so you can tell me that. come here
makes me feel bad for the guy
>THIS IS FOR EVERYONE STRUGGLING WITH THESE FINALS, DON'T STRESS, BE A SQUIRREL!
And that's all. According to the dude that says he saw it, it was about two and a half minutes long and was fully animated.
>THIS WAS A MESSAGE FROM MIKE AND MELISSA - HANG IN THERE!
The man still lives
youtube.com
>all those comments begging for more mike and melissa
>mike and phil never acknowledged them
Sad
Something tells me Mike does not want to taint his new "career" by being reminded about his purple skunk girlfriend.
>back in the day
I thought this was a thing from last year? why is it coming up now?
These videos were from like 2012 dude
Reminder that the only reason we came across Mike and Melissa is because of some salty bitch got on tumblr and Yas Forums and exposed the fuck out of him wanting people to dox him and paint him like some lowcow autismo
Nowadays she has a bigshot storyboard gig in the animation industry while Mike is doing public access TV shit and NEVER talking about mike and melissa ever again because that girl almost fucked up his real life relationships
drawfags, get to work
>In some timeline out there, Mike and Melissa got over 22 episodes because that Tumblr thot kept her mouth shut about it
>Nowadays she has a bigshot storyboard gig in the animation industry while Mike is doing public access TV shit and NEVER talking about mike and melissa ever again because that girl almost fucked up his real life
>we lost new Mike and Melissa episodes to retarded calarts shows for babies and twitter trannies
NO JUSTICE
>tfw nobody to remind me to just relax and that everything is going to be ok, not even imaginary
I just want everything to just calm down. Even just for a fucking hour.
lol
this thread is NOT METAL.
Let's get shmorky to animate this script
Anyone know necromancy?
I seriously wasn't expecting real life Mike to be ''average'' looking, everyone made it seem like he was a pamperchu-tier manchild.
he's too busy grooming little kids desu
>ywn have a tulpa gf to cheer you up at life
>while Mike is doing public access TV shit
Anyone got clips? I want to support this brilliant soul.