Cleo in Space

I only watch for the female cats. Weird how all the kids, regardless of species or culture, act like stereotypical caucasian teens.

Is peacock a thing that exists yet

Yeah I kinda wish the cultures were more diverse. Or at least if they needed a stereotypical teen pick only one for comedic purposes like the planet. I also wish they made Cleo's fish out of water moments more consistent. One episode she'll be confused by the word quarantine and not soon after she can hack space ships. Her level of knowledge before being sent to the future is confusing

Have you ever met a greek person? They're very tan.

>I only watch for the female cats.

But the only ones in the series are Khepra and Khensu's ex-girlfriend.

Most greeks tan very easily though. I know this is just a cartoon but they did a phenomenal job toeing the line. It's not easy to simultaneously be semi-historically accurate without upsetting the kangz crowd. The IRL cleopatra was in all likelihood a woman with a deep tan, dark hair, and dark eyes. Also probably smoking hot since she managed to seduce Caesar and later Antony.

the classic greek phenotype

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>Cleopatra irl: dumb inbred greek thot who sucked the dicks of old italian dudes for political gain, failed miserably, and doomed Egypt to more than 700 years of Roman rule
>Cleopatra according to hoteps: SHE WUZ A BLACK QWUEEN
>Cleopatra according to Yas Forums: SHE WUZ A NORDIC QWUEEN

>Also probably smoking hot since she managed to seduce Caesar and later Antony.
If she was at least half close to this then I can't blame them.

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The story goes that Ceasar went to Egypt chasing Pompey and while he's chilling in Alexandria, and 18-year old Cleopatra smuggled herself into the royal palace and had herself rolled out in a carpet, fully nude, in front of Caesar while he sat on her brother's throne.

Imagine being in that position and not fucking her.

>and 18-year old
*an 18-year old

Not gonna deny that she was a thot but for sure not a dumb one. In fact she was well educated, smart and witty. Egyptian empire was about to fall anyway so she did her best to avoid war, destruction and Roman invasion, in fact Egypt remained independent until her death.

>In fact she was well educated, smart and witty.
She was the only member of her entire dynasty to actually speak Egyptian, so sure, she wasn't stupid.
>Egyptian empire was about to fall anyway so she did her best to avoid war, destruction and Roman invasion, in fact Egypt remained independent until her death.
No. She is the sole reason that Egypt went from being a Roman vassal to being a Roman province. Egypt was nominally independent (but heavily dependent on Rome) for a long time. When Cleopatra made the decision to side with Antony and start fucking with the all-important grain shipments from Egypt to Italy, she doomed Egypt to official Roman administration.
>in fact Egypt remained independent until her death
No, even Cleopatra's ascension to the throne of Rome was only caused by her literally riding the dick of Julius Caesar. If anything, Cleopatra tied Egypt even more formally than ever to Rome. Sure, Roman politicians had thrown their weight around in Egypt, extracting all kinds of favors and bribes, but Cleopatra publicly flaunted getting dicked down by the de facto king of Rome. And when he died she was quick to latch on to the most prominent of his generals. And then of course for all her scheming she only succeeded in getting Egypt formally annexed as the personal possession of Augustus. How brilliant.

Otherwise Romans would probably invade and enslave Egypt just like they did with almost every other nation.

Was there a new episode today?

E18 Added.
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more like niggers in space.

Why are these files always a gigabyte too big?

Thanks!

where else is he gonna store the miner

oh no oh no oh no redwood is NOT gonna like this one