Reminder that Steven x Connie is the ONLY canon SU ship
Reminder that Steven x Connie is the ONLY canon SU ship
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We all know she’s banging frat guys and teachers and he’s banging hitchhikers and truckers
Reminder that all SU fans are cancer.
What about Greg x Rose?
I see what you're doing there and all but like still aren't there ships that are canon like Ruby and Saphire, Sadie and (the one who's name can not be spoken), and Ronaldo and that character nobody knows the name of
Pearl x Bismuth is too.
Steven doesn’t look anything like his mother aside from his hair
No shit sherlock all his physical traits come from Greg
Oh shit, Greg x Steven was canon at a point
That’s not really how Diamonds work. They create life that doesn’t look like them all the time.
>Steven Universe
>Ronaldo and that character nobody knows the name of.
You mean the movie theater clerk? He name is Jane.
>Sadie and Shep
>Actually thinking that relationship has a chance of lasting.
Here's general rule of thumb for relationships: Avoid morons that ONLY go by they/them pronouns, made-up shit like xir/xhe, and trannies. You avoid YEARS of emotional pain and turmoil by doing so and also avoid being on the receiving end of a potential domestic violence situation.
>Pearl x Bismuth is too.
Only if you take Bismuth Casual as proof of it being so and even then it's shaky at best. Seriously, if you think that degrading what little character Bismuth has just so that they can become Pearl 2.0 is a GOOD thing then you have problems.
Sapphire and Ruby, dumb dumb.
Steven beating the fuck outta Jasper
Whoops, that second part was for .
Okay but Bismuth and Pearl are cute together
I'm going to come right out and say it. They're cute and the only ship that works.
Both are wrong. They’re not cute and quite unhealthy
eh not really, it's just a one-sided thing on bismuth's end
Now that it's all said and done, I'm a little upset that Lapidot didn't happen.
Imma say it Lapidot isn't a good or cute ship
They never had any romantic chemistry. One of the worst headcanons in recent memory.
This however I completely agree with. One of the best cartoon couples of the 2010's next to Raps and Eugene from Tangled.
how can they be so cute
Elaborate, cause this ain't 1984. 2+2 doesn't equal 5, no matter how many times you say it.
GTFO Zuke
It would've at least been better than the absolute nothing both their characters got at the end of Future.
Fuck off Zuke.
I think cause watching them do the "blush really hard at each other and get inches away from kissing" for 5 seasons elevated them to a new level of cute. Also cause their chemistry and friendship is just absolutely top tier they fit each other perfectly.
Okay, if you say so...
They both made each other worse people over time to the point Steven was incredibly dependent and Connie would have no empathy towards others, you should be happy he’s moved on with his life and no longer relies on anyone
Second favorite couple on the show. I actually really liked the wedding both from a story perspective (the CG's moving on from Rose for good) and just how sweet it was. Shame it got the funding cut, but kudos to Rebecca for not backing down. One of the first things planned for the show IIRC
hmmm
That too, but unlike the user keeps spamming. They're actually unhealthy. I mean, you take these two and make them obsessed with each other to the point they can't be away for 5 minutes without causing collateral damage.
>Okay but Bismuth and Pearl are cute together
And that all there is to it even if I don't see it as such. also has a point about it being extremely one-sided that also plays into the Pearl 2.0 thing I mentioned.
Same, it's basically a Zutara retread but with more "acceptance" since it can come off as being LGBTQ+ friendly. And neither Zuke nor Maya did them any favors.
You're responding to a shitposter that's taken to dunking on Steven/Connie shippers at every damn opportunity, just report his posts and ignore him.
See , the chances of that relationship NOT ending in tragedy is astronomically low.
But she could look so much better. With a Gem fitted to her nature.
There. Now she is Pearlfection itself. A devout inequal slaved to her Diamond's will. As she should be.
Cute and based
Well, they're canon. Fact.
Any further speculation about breakups is NOT CANON. Also fact.
Maya is extremely based when it comes to boarding and writing episodes, but regardless of her reasons she could've stood to be less dogmatic with that whole twitter thing. She's also not a terrible person like Zuke but that's neither here nor there.
>Depressed Steven
>Abusive Steven
>Manipulative-Clingy Steven
>Workaholic Steven
Tag your favourite StevenxConnie pairing. Mine is Physically Abusive Pink Steven. Imagine him doing to Connie what Pink Diamond did to Pearl.