>10 years of Marvel SJW faggotry
>somehow this was the straw that broke the camel's back
10 years of Marvel SJW faggotry
Lincoln Morris
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Evan Clark
Its so direct, you could make excuses for the other stuff, not this
Noah Thompson
I don't follow. Who are these and what happened?
Adam Jenkins
Its so on the nose it may as well be satire.
Jeremiah Hall
Pretty much. If Yas Forums got together and made a parody, it couldn't possibly top this.
Part of me wants to hope it's some kind of Springtime for Hitler thing, but everything seems to indicate it's sincere.
Christian Martin
good satire is obtuse enough that you can't tell it's satire, if they even bothered with New, New Warriors now it will only lead to an event like Avengers Arena
Nolan Adams
It's a parody
Camden Sullivan
When you get so woke that you're pandering becomes racist
Grayson Evans
even if it is satire, it's bad satire
the twins are wearing Rugrats jumpers, the vampire, the "least bad" one of the bunch is wearing a leather jacket and yoga pants
Jason Taylor
Basically Marvel hired the most beta faggot numale they could find (sorry for the buzzwords, but its unironically true in this case) who quote "was intimidated by regular Marvel heroes when growing up, and didn't identify with them because they were too cool". So this guy makes these new New Warriors characters that are so bad that they verge on parody. Christ one of them got powers from "internet gas".
It's really not. He's playing these guys straight, trying to "Take back these names"
Julian Parker
I mean, there's a pandemic going on right now...
Noah Fisher
Sure it is. Just like Assigned Male.
Blake Sanchez
>It's parody, it's supposed to be bad!
Bite me, ya stinkin' bastich.
Julian Wood
I can't find this online, roster and powers?
Adrian Flores
I thought, based on the solicits, that this team will be aligned with the government and trying to arrest the known teen heroes?
>NEW WARRIORS #3 (OF 5)
>AT WAR WITH THE CHAMPIONS!
>Night Thrasher and his New Warriors picked a side – the side of the law! And that means shutting down teenage vigilantes…even if they’re supposed to be friends. Luckily Night Thrasher doesn’t need friends. At least, that’s the lesson he’s giving his new recruits – after kicking one of them out. Turmoil abounds! Betrayal lurks around every corner! Villains are revealed! It’s another can’t-miss issue with the tightest team around!
Asher Collins
Your Google-fu is weak, son
Brandon Hill
I used to be one of those 616 purists.
Now, I'm an MCU consoomer for my Marvel fix, I don't even care anymore. At least when the MCU gets political, it's still against the backdrop of haha superhero go boooom.
Noah Price
user Amazing Spider-Man and Immortal Hulk are good books.
Julian Rodriguez
all modern american entertainments are like that though. all "new talents" are sjw leaning. its a fact that non sjws choose manga/anime and only sjws give capeshit attention.
Carter King
If they wanted a superhero who was gay or trans, they could've made a superhero who was gay or trans. Not an offensive stereotype.
What they did is the equivalent of naming a Jewish character the Gold Thief or a white character Racistman. It's not enduring.
Xavier Myers
>Marvel hired the most beta faggot numale they could find
Checks out.
Carson Sanders
>If--if I use words like ''sjw'' maybe the Gaijin will like my chinese cartoons!
Caleb Russell
>magic backpack
>internet gas
>force shields that only work on others
>tiny snow shurikens
>AIDS vampire
eww
Jaxon Morales
>pasty white boy
Every. Fucking. Time.
I don't like Soijak memes, but in this case it's spot-on. Shit.
Evan Hall
I'm literally a black trans person and this shit makes me roll my eyes.
This comic would be gold if the premise was the characters were created and named by a boomer PR team. Make it a Great Lakes style meta parody.
Parker Rogers
How dare you not be grateful for us pandering to you. Say thank you and buy a subscription.
Nathaniel Long
>pasty white boy
He's a pasty kike.
Grayson Scott
This is the first time they made something nobody would like. With other shit that makes Yas Forums rage you can at least tell who they're pandering to, but this shit is just so detached from literally anyone's reality that it's mindboggling. It feels like they're pandering to some weird internet demographics that doesn't actually exist outside of dumb stereotypes of zoomers, but in a way that almost feels more like a mocking parody than actual pandering.
I mean, one character's origin story is literally huffing "experimental internet gas."
Mason Powell
Are you cute?
Josiah Morris
>Kibblesmith.
>Where have I heard that name before?
Oh, shit.
Thomas Thomas
The idea of a company like Vought American operating in the Marvel Universe is fun. It has to have happened before. Maybe with Roxxon.